zhuangzi, flirting:

"its alright at the end of the day this online shit isn't real look man 🐁🐘 the mouse as big as the elephant its not real" actually there's a zhuang for that

please?,

im a month late to womens day but yea someone please do this to me

The Cure were really onto something when they thought of JavaScript in 1979

Prompt API is Baseline Widely Available: developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...

ikea MOSSLANDA 🤝 shrimp 🤝 an egoisht being shelfish

Ok I've designed an LLM prompt to make Google AI just give you a list of links. It's longer than you might think because it kept ignoring the instructions. This is efficient. This is The Future™

“This is different for coders” - everyone should be a coder. Everyone should be making software. You’re on a computer 18 hours a day what do you mean you don’t want to bend it to your will. You’re just like… letting other people decide what your computer does???

Opus 4.7 fucking *printing* new faces

explaining yuri to an american

have it yuri way

in 2001, "doordash.com" was extremely NSFW porn site whereas "onlyfans.com" was an inoffensive hub for music fans web.archive.org/web/20010202... web.archive.org/web/20020628...

got montyhall’d irl when I ordered my pizza and the waitress pulled out a card with the specials menu and asked if I wanted to change my order

"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"

Chat does this mean the economy is good

Glass Beach was around for 2.5 confederacies

CUTE DATE SUGGESTION FOR THE OVER BURDENED TRANS WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE: cuddle with her while making no expectations of her for 12 hours. better yet? make it 24.

i know!!!!!!! i did it on purpose!!!!!!

The improbable dident

happy birthday, weed

advice from a go book

im a month late to womens day but yea someone please do this to me

sleeping in 0G would fix me

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Wait, he married his WIFE?! THAT'S LITERALLY A MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY

upon joining this polycule you will be granted access to the one (1) communal brain cell

sorry what do you mean iOS 26 shrinks the clock if you have the big album art on the lock screen who the fuck signed off on "yeah if you want the big album art you can't easily glance at the time any more"

I could not give a flying f—k about Star Trek: Year One. I would take all four seasons of #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy in a heartbeat over one season of Year One. This show was phenomenal Star Trek. A colossal misstep by #Paramount+ and David Ellison.

fuuuck you vscode stop shoving this everywhere

Daily affirmations #kannart

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

i feel like the #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy finale is one of the best star trek episodes to come out of the past decade. like holy shit

What - the AI company that specifically said in it's terms and conditions that it must not be used for this use because it was unreliable? US govt threw a tantrum and then used it anyway. The blood is fully on the governments hands here

i can accept being an absolute AI fan, i can accept being an absolute AI hater, what i cant accept is when all you fucking talk about is fucking bloody AI i hate it

It feels like the majority of knowledge I gained from social studies classes in middle school about civics and American government is useless now. I was promised three branches of government and checks and balances.

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

professor amongus

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

This is the most unnerving piece of fiction I've read in years. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7294

being overfull must feel so good for the hbox

automatically closing issues is the open source equivalent of painting over a wasp nest. fucking... pay people to review issues or something.

do egirls use emacs?