the nexus of mild irritation

Google's AI summary absolutely refuses to talk about the price of real teeth. you can start with a query like "price for tooth" and add "not _" for every thing it tries to talk about instead

hacking into tenor and deleting all the sassy gifs

Instagram is a horrifying hole to me . that people have to like light their bedroom and find their good angles and edit a whole video to say this or that… how is such a thing possible l

scraped the bottom of the barrel today (=scrolled down the “for you” timeline for hours)

optomistic 20th century sci fi writers: the future will have flying cars pessimistic 20th century sci fi writers: the future will be the torment nexus 2026: don't type the word "you" into the search bar or the machine will try to roleplay with you

Everything got so sour when roombas stopped making cute droid chirps and started being british women.

hacking into tenor and deleting all the sassy gifs

somehow tomodachi life screenshots don't make for good online interactions… "I'm interested in [outrageous thing]" "[person] has crush on [person]" okay it's like talking about a dream one had. it won't have weight to anyone but the dreamer or like quote tweeting: "get a load of this mii" idk…

I saw this comic on 4chan fifteen years ago and it did irreparable damage to my psyche.

you ever feel the need to look away from someone's body language because they keep filling their speech with meaningless gestures?

"a traditional Asian-inspired restaurant" so which is it, argh

shorter version

That Chinese herbal nonsense is for twinks. I want REAL MEDICINE.

looked up how some stuff works with my dental insurance (now I know)

I’m always saying this.

People be like "trans women benefit from male socialization!" and the male socialization in question is getting molested or beaten

quote from the "hobbies" section of Will Wright's article (creator of The Sims)

BTW, between the standardization of the printer's point and the invention of TeX, the definition of the "inch" changed. The inch was defined in 1866 as 1/39.37 meters. In 1959 it was redefined to be 2.54 cm, a difference of one-twentieth of a micron.

Every time we see big tech do the “AI efficiency” layoff bullshit, think about the fact that they’re showing contempt for *paying customers* in addition to their workers. Why didn’t Google use the LLM dividend to bring back Google Reader? Why didn’t Meta finish connecting Threads to the fediverse?

anyone who says "agentic" to me out loud just like straight up dies right where they stand. even over the phone. i think it's god doing it

the owners of Twitter pre-Elon could’ve done this, and didn’t

what if slaps in anime are not a trope of anger expression but a realistic depiction of a person performing anger? artifice, but one layer lower

had a dream where a few older women were competing for my attention and trying to bribe me with cakes and tiramisu. I woke up before I could have any though…

I should get a CRT… (I really shouldn’t)

I'm just going to go out and say it - respectable people don't litter. theorangeduck.com/page/respect...

i made bella swan and edward cullen ages ago but they basically just got married & faded into the background so i've decided to confront bella with the version of herself that would exist if everything about her life was different

gettin educated

Testing out Lux Water shader for reactivity with the game's mechanics, pretty happy with it!

nothing feels quite as good as doing this to any video whose thumbnail even slightly annoys you

today I did nothing

always be hedging

UK local elections ballot choices Tilly Tiffin - Conservative Paul Goner - Labour Bloke Hitler - Kill All Yobbos Party Sally Crystal - Greens Terrance Scrabble - Lib Dems Manhole Cover - Reform UK John - Say No To The War In Uzbekistan Party Manhole 'Hitler' Cover - Restore UK Saily Crystal - Grens

Checking achievements for most games is like reading a receipt you found laying on the floor at your homies house like first of what are you doing and secondly like I GUESS it's interesting he bought that many dorito tacos, but like... it's taco bell, what did you expect?

learning about web accessibility is like learning you do in fact still need to support an even darker, even more twisted IE6, and actually there's like three of them

I am very funny

my jp kin.....

Been playing Princess Maker 2

I don't wanna workkkk nooooo noooooooo

that’s fucked up

let out a delightful yelp when I got an injection in my butt I’m so good at this

idk if it’s jarring to others but whenever I talk to a receptionist I give my first name in English and family name in its native language

vcf pnw

got montyhall’d irl when I ordered my pizza and the waitress pulled out a card with the specials menu and asked if I wanted to change my order

dolls to watch out for