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ruthlessly committed to dialectics, zero whimsy
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Cartoon goat boyfriend
3 days ago
the nexus of mild irritation
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Google's AI summary absolutely refuses to talk about the price of real teeth. you can start with a query like "price for tooth" and add "not _" for every thing it tries to talk about instead
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hacking into tenor and deleting all the sassy gifs
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samantha
3 days ago
Instagram is a horrifying hole to me . that people have to like light their bedroom and find their good angles and edit a whole video to say this or that… how is such a thing possible l
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scraped the bottom of the barrel today (=scrolled down the “for you” timeline for hours)
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jenny tightpants
3 days ago
optomistic 20th century sci fi writers: the future will have flying cars pessimistic 20th century sci fi writers: the future will be the torment nexus 2026: don't type the word "you" into the search bar or the machine will try to roleplay with you
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Ms. Washywishes
4 days ago
Everything got so sour when roombas stopped making cute droid chirps and started being british women.
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hacking into tenor and deleting all the sassy gifs
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somehow tomodachi life screenshots don't make for good online interactions… "I'm interested in [outrageous thing]" "[person] has crush on [person]" okay it's like talking about a dream one had. it won't have weight to anyone but the dreamer or like quote tweeting: "get a load of this mii" idk…
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Darkness-ojou Gigi
5 days ago
I saw this comic on 4chan fifteen years ago and it did irreparable damage to my psyche.
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you ever feel the need to look away from someone's body language because they keep filling their speech with meaningless gestures?
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Blumen @ Combo Breaker
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"a traditional Asian-inspired restaurant" so which is it, argh
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wolscott
6 days ago
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deus_ex.txt
6 days ago
That Chinese herbal nonsense is for twinks. I want REAL MEDICINE.
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looked up how some stuff works with my dental insurance (now I know)
6 days ago
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Keith Stack
7 days ago
I’m always saying this.
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proletkvlt
10 days ago
People be like "trans women benefit from male socialization!" and the male socialization in question is getting molested or beaten
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depths of wikipedia
11 days ago
quote from the "hobbies" section of Will Wright's article (creator of The Sims)
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max 🌌
12 days ago
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Hillel
11 days ago
BTW, between the standardization of the printer's point and the invention of TeX, the definition of the "inch" changed. The inch was defined in 1866 as 1/39.37 meters. In 1959 it was redefined to be 2.54 cm, a difference of one-twentieth of a micron.
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Anil Dash
11 days ago
Every time we see big tech do the “AI efficiency” layoff bullshit, think about the fact that they’re showing contempt for *paying customers* in addition to their workers. Why didn’t Google use the LLM dividend to bring back Google Reader? Why didn’t Meta finish connecting Threads to the fediverse?
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maya
9 months ago
anyone who says "agentic" to me out loud just like straight up dies right where they stand. even over the phone. i think it's god doing it
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the owners of Twitter pre-Elon could’ve done this, and didn’t
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what if slaps in anime are not a trope of anger expression but a realistic depiction of a person performing anger? artifice, but one layer lower
13 days ago
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had a dream where a few older women were competing for my attention and trying to bribe me with cakes and tiramisu. I woke up before I could have any though…
13 days ago
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I should get a CRT… (I really shouldn’t)
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Daniel Holden
15 days ago
I'm just going to go out and say it - respectable people don't litter.
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Respectable people don't Litter
Computer Science, Machine Learning, Programming, Art, Mathematics, Philosophy, and Short Fiction
https://theorangeduck.com/page/respectable-people-dont-litter
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Aliza Layne
14 days ago
i made bella swan and edward cullen ages ago but they basically just got married & faded into the background so i've decided to confront bella with the version of herself that would exist if everything about her life was different
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JD (by way of Blacksky)
15 days ago
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gettin educated
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flyingrodent
16 days ago
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LuĂs G. Bento
16 days ago
Testing out Lux Water shader for reactivity with the game's mechanics, pretty happy with it!
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Phirmth
16 days ago
nothing feels quite as good as doing this to any video whose thumbnail even slightly annoys you
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today I did nothing
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always be hedging
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Sophie @ CFz
17 days ago
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone
17 days ago
UK local elections ballot choices Tilly Tiffin - Conservative Paul Goner - Labour Bloke Hitler - Kill All Yobbos Party Sally Crystal - Greens Terrance Scrabble - Lib Dems Manhole Cover - Reform UK John - Say No To The War In Uzbekistan Party Manhole 'Hitler' Cover - Restore UK Saily Crystal - Grens
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Kayin
17 days ago
Checking achievements for most games is like reading a receipt you found laying on the floor at your homies house like first of what are you doing and secondly like I GUESS it's interesting he bought that many dorito tacos, but like... it's taco bell, what did you expect?
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lynn
18 days ago
learning about web accessibility is like learning you do in fact still need to support an even darker, even more twisted IE6, and actually there's like three of them
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I am very funny
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zoey 🧀🎼
19 days ago
my jp kin.....
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Motherboard Slumd0g from the WetWork NetWork
10 months ago
Been playing Princess Maker 2
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I don't wanna workkkk nooooo noooooooo
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that’s fucked up
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19 days ago
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let out a delightful yelp when I got an injection in my butt I’m so good at this
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idk if it’s jarring to others but whenever I talk to a receptionist I give my first name in English and family name in its native language
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fushigina sekai
21 days ago
vcf pnw
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got montyhall’d irl when I ordered my pizza and the waitress pulled out a card with the specials menu and asked if I wanted to change my order
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Tess Scilipoti
11 months ago
dolls to watch out for
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