i wish i wasnt ugly so i could show my face to my online friends

portuguese has a specific word for female masturbation and yet english doesn't and this bothers me

need to find a delectable serif

“Well yes but I've still got to hurt you safely, I don't want to damage my favourite toy” phrases that are weirdly hot that have been said to me

i just saw someone misspell routes as ROUGHTS youre taking the piss

fonts.google.com/specimen/Kap... holy shit, western-calligraphy kana font lmaooooo

end website scrollslop

i think i still have several milk teeth somehow and i'm 25

god naming your font “family” is kind of confusing

i have to go fight the last last boss in silksong but i just don't wanna rn its too hard

i would selfcest who wouldn't

i want to watch someone play silent hill ƒ but its too much effort to watch multiple 2-3 hour long vods

god just fuck tailwind i've always hated that ""framework"" it's just writing inline styles with extra fucking steps

ah the tailwind guy is also a cunt, no way

ah i see dhh is showing how much of a fascist he is in public again

wow bluesky is not loading properly

my main criticism of silksong is everything doing 2 damage for no reasonable reason, otherwise its one of the best games i’ve ever played and i will cherish it for a really long time

begging gamers to stop thinking all “squeezing through crevice” sequences are loading zones omg

firefox's automatic translator from japanese is so funny sometimes

bruh that deus ex remaster looks awfullll

nyeh

dhh is a fucking disgusting human being

www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9457 neat

fourier transforms you and erases you then inverse fourier transforms you back

i think i could win a sneezing contest i can do some crazy streaks

i kinda don't like kissing sounds (if i'm not involved) they're a bit upsetting to my ears

someone said i am as cute as one other cute girl i saw and it was nice

moving my kneecap around is kinda satisfying

it's a good thing conservative voices are silenced in universities because 99% of conservative opinions are literal rubbish that doesn't make sense absolute dreck and gobbledygook so yeah it should be silenced

i seriously struggle with lining up icons in css it just never looks right without some ugly top: 1px; or something or maybe i'm just neurotic and no user would notice

why is this a button tag

merely clicking the search bar hides the results for some reason

i mention the fact that i was born at π time (3:14 am) way too much

i'm bad at knowing what to have in a database table

i just beat the Forum in silksong, what a lovely gauntlet unironically, i love that shit

oh shit firefox beta supports view transitions now

holy shit i'm emma

holy shit, openttd content in my timeline thank you dear oomfie

silksamus

i mustve lost upwards of 3,000 rosaries just by failing to get back to my cocoon in silksong at this point i'm just bad at staying alive

there was a big 15min blackout in my city but it didn't affect me (just the downtown area and thereabouts) truly it pays to live in the areola

instead of going to sleep i'm just jamming out to my favourite music at 4:41 am as one should

hawk tu'a sumti-raise that thang

i’m too old and i would like to reduce my old humours and bile of old and such things

oh my god the unicode consortium just accepted the distorted blushing emoji as part of Unicode 17 which was proposed as an "inflatable face emoji" their examples include popping and the references have character inflation you CANNOT make this shit up

i am so confused by some ppl who just followed me the pfps are certainly AI generated but the posts don't seem to be? but if i'm wrong and the posts are AI then… wtf is the point? they're normal dry skeets with no ads or whatever...