I'm Doing Masturbation My Way

who has the job to find all the niche music they put in movies and tv shows bc holy carrots it must be an awesome job, and a hard one, no idea how they find some of this stuff

yaml is so overhated

god i ate too much pizza send help

if i had more money i would buy a .rio domain and use it as my bluesky handle bc that shit is fire and probably rare

considering building wikipedia's android app on my pc so i can figure out a bug that's been , bugging me for ages

why the fuck am i daydreaming about being a hotel maid

what does it mean that whenever i'm sad i feel like slutting myself out

we need to figure out what to do to make bluesky more fun because people just don't seem to enjoy their time on here as much as they enjoy their time on twitter

it pisses me off when i go read a (usually programming) blog, usually linked on reddit, and the whole post is basically just “sho i asked my epic cool el el em to solve this for me and it did Woaw!!!! so Interesting and Cool!” fuck you i don't care to read what is essentially an LLM prompt christ

salaam and good penis to you

back in my day we had to run our minecraft servers on the old 2010 pc they have hanging around and when everyone quits the server gets SHUT DOWN and we LIKED IT none of this discord shlockbyte BULL shit

yesterday i relented and tried jetbrains AI integration. at first it worked. fine. i guess. overly eager to suggest 800 billion lines of code just like other editors do, but i could adjust it to only suggest single lines so great right? well no. it kept suggesting multiple lines anyway??

it's extremely confusing and distracting when someone calls twitter "X". like that's just not its name

ran up like 5 flights of stairs bc i was late and now my thighs are sore

highguard gameplay loop explained

i think they need to rewrite rust-analyzer in golang so it is actually fast

we straight compilin cuttin straight to the bits. haha. this shit ain't null to me, man. we smokin traits. shawty got a blanket impl, took that shit out, bcos she couldn't typecheck .

i think the ideal location would be somewhere that gets cold enough to snow but not so snowy you need to shovel, like just a little bit of snow for fun

just forked the prettier plugin for java because the formatting choice to always add an unbalanced blank line at the start of classes was making me wanna nuke a deserted island lah

i wish i was pretty

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gonna start using “lah” at the end of sentences for the aura lah

ai generated ass game

life prison to anyone who says “FAFO”

awesome ISO keyboard: yeah let's change the size of the enter and shift keys a little so we can have space for more useful keys :) stupid idiot chungus US keyboard: yeah lets make shift and enter super wide and give no space to anything fuck u

im eating cheetos

oh you’re an eslint fan? list every rule

i've been playing fallout 3 for the first time and it's lowkey a good game. starts reeeeeally slowly and i almost dropped it but i got into the game loop and it's quite nice

cavehusband fitzgrog hunted mammoth and we had hot grunting screaming sex after to celebrate

wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place

too lazy/tired once again to polish the bg, hope you still like it

tfw he’s not bicurious enough to let me record him having sex with a boy #fujoposting

why it’s perfectly valid javascript code

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i don’t know where tf people get that asians don’t use spotify

“single-use bathroom” diaper

asafœtida

もうわかってる ふたり一緒だと 浮かんでまわりつづける いつのまにかぼくだけ lazy river lazy river lazy river lazy river（え、まじ？あぁ、そう）

absurd fucking phrasing

like. i need to do something with myself to feel prettier or smth

nossa como eu queria ser bonita

it sucks that dxvk basically does not work on intel on windows

what would be my name if i were an ai bot

got demoted to shit image quality on street view probably because i use it too much fuck my chungus life

月火水木金 #sailormoon