twirled my hair so much my cuticle is irritated award

programming language that requires "and" instead of a comma to separate the last item in a list

the existence of SQL pronounced as "sequel" implies the existence of SCP pronounced as "scapel".

backstage #あのそよ #myGO

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bold and brash

i should buy a 5XL hoodie

new fancy keyboard has been laying about in the warehouse for like 2 days come the fuck on

seriously is there anything i can do to make bluesky's post composer not run at 5 fps

my reading hot take is that i don't get people who whine about flowery language in old books in fact i think modern books should be more flowery and verbose

companies should be forced to hire through sortition and if you don't get picked 5 times the government office for gacha hiring forces a company to give you a job

bo bragason is cute but hunter schafer unironically looks a lot more like zelda

i know this is a niche usecase but langs should include a way to print a string with quotes and escaping

well. the dots, including the sets of dots, have been conquered. tbh that wasn't that hard

dichen lachman (who makes me wet) as impa goes so hard though

zelda movie looks kinda cute but idk looks so weird at the same time i feel like zelda isn't meant for live action give me like zelda anime

it's prety obvious which game is going to win goty even though i deeply think it doesn't deserve it

anyway i enjoy the “squeezy sock/garter behaviour” of thighs

well. i did it. the dots have been conquered

idk if anyone else has this gripe but I wish libraries included like "List.takeWhilePlusFirstInvalidElement" because this is a surprisingly common thing that i've had to do that takeWhile was pretty useless for

aura combine harvesting

i just hope people stop using clearsky both for the psychological benefits and also because it's shoddily coded rubbish that looks bad

ran

i fucking hate sports betting

i continue to wonder why the fuck browsers don't include context into history entries. like often i remember a page that i accessed *just before* the actual page i want but i cant find it because the search just gives me the useless before-page

YOU WILL MOVE THE DOT

nintendo would be much better if they were like, at least a little bit less misogynistic

In the Name of Venus

i NEED to learn how to play the cor anglais

if you think about it water is just nature's cum and bro i am such a whore for her cum

i never manage to do advent of code it's just too boring for me. i'm not puzzlepilled enough

i'm not strong enough to figure out this algorithm

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

ngl i wish i knew how to play the pipe organ. i wish i *had* an organ to play on?! it must be a lot

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if warren buffett ever actually said “freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now it's fucking over” do you think the market would actually crash worldwide

there are four colours of car, black, silver, white, and that brown one

Frames 🪟

i'm a parseress for real

like this prints bunny 5 times and that pisses me off

F# is awesome but for some ungodly reason they decided that ranges are end-inclusive and that's the worst part of the language

i love parsers 💛💛💛💛

sublime text is underrated asf

i should upload an image of myself to wikipedia so they can use it as the infobox image for Slut

swallowing a fly sounds like something that's common enough that it will happen at least once to you but not so common that it happens more than once to you

i would never recommend being 21 hours without internet

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.

pluribus is absolute cinema

the ass flat gene of the portuguese got thoroughly demolished by the ass fat gene of the west africans as you can see in brazil