I tried watching the 1st episode of Pitt and my suggestion to improve their wait times is to try not giving each bed in the ED 400sqft of floor space

17byears since the release of Lil B's song "Based" and I still have never heard anyone say it irl

Reminder that Casey Means left ENT surgery residency with less than a year left, which literally only happens if the program decides you are too dangerous to practice independently and won’t graduate you

the USA has been attacking and murdering completely random boats in the Caribbean for months and months but I'm sure we'll hear how this is an outrage and probably justification for invasion with no mention of previous USA form

Slide number one when I’m teaching storytelling in comics

I'm told that the blade itself incites to deeds of violence

WOB stands for Wate of Bweathing

People are coming in for x ray appointments....why

I don't make prank calls. I make Frank Calls, where I lay the facts on the table and let the truth do the talking.

a lot of people suffer from turning-about syndrome. They face one direction, and then they turn and face another because they’re ill at ease.

Feeling this again

got served this ai generated poster of "Irish American" leaders and I like how Nixon looks like a cross between ray wise and tony shalhoub

it’s that time of the week again

My friend Mohammed in Gaza send me this fundraiser for Ramadan. Please consider donating. Any amount is appreciated: chuffed.org/project/1679...

I become more and more convinced that the AI is just right wing class war and the lack of white collar worker organisation due having been flattered for years as geniuses and fed like farm geese has just led to a colossal lack of awareness of the class interests going on.

She skated to MacArthur Park??

There should be a bonus medal for dropping a perfect f-bomb faster than the NBC censors can catch it

Mr Relaxation

Yes, and don't forget Brazil:

Bro, sorry I was late. I was busy hooking up a banana to my aux to get the perfect fruity undertones.

Temptation...

The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

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My guess is that the goal here is not only to punish the children for turning more people against ICE/DHS, but also to make news outlets think twice about reporting on kids' suffering at the hands of ICE/DHS, out of concern that doing so might lead to retaliation against the kids.

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality. Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:

Delicately minced dog treat

"The Obama chyron" autocorrected to "the Obama chronicles"

the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state

Police sources say the 150g of ice cream can be worth as much as $1.45 on the street

The current person in charge of ICE's procurement for detention is a GEO Group executive who ran the company's immigration detention portfolio. He was granted an "ethics waiver" from DHS allowing him to hand out contracts to GEO in his new role.

Captain, it's Tuesday

“My, my, my, my, my. Very powerful book.”

World haunted by demons

Diary of a Re-tweet Merchant

Already at 63/360, thank you so much!

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

Appleguy on Instagram has been my favourite for the last few years, I wish he posted on here www.instagram.com/appleguy_comix if you’re new to it scroll to the bottom of the profile and start there, it doesn’t take long and is worth it

The Wizard blew his horn The Wizard blew his horn

One more try

and ofc the athenians went on to get their shit rocked, not bc they were woke nerds but bc they alienated their former allies by indiscriminate use of force to get what they wanted. at long last, we are doing the melian dialogue from thucydides's classic historical work Don't Do The Melian Dialogue.

extremely wild that these are the same guys who approvingly quote the "strong do what they can" line from the melian dialogue. the people saying it were the athenians, and they were saying it as a prelude to committing genocide, not arguing about things like a bunch of woke nerds

"And we are asking for your support, to help us prepare the mission and purchase the food and medicine that we will bring to the Cuban people."

Fascinating piece by Melinda Cooper connecting Silicon Valley pronatalism, the household economies of billionaire compounds, and the Epstein case to argue for an emerging “master-and-servant” political economy. www.equator.org/articles/eps...