You know when the Mexican food comes from a food truck parked in a gas station it’s going to be homemade and some of the best you’ve ever had.

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

This is *depraved* -- glamor shots & an exculpatory feature for a woman who shit on the key central tenets of journalism, repeatedly. NYT is celebrating elite freedom from accountability. Actively celebrating it. You wouldn't put this in a satire, it's too ham-handed!

Sometimes I wish I had siblings, but then I hear about the crazy, shitty things some of friends brothers and sisters do, and yeah, I’m gonna stay over here content in only child land.

Ah yes, just a couple of gals being pals.

I’m offended on behalf of all queer women who could show him how to do this correctly.

trigger warning: *gestures to everything*

Just got an ad to join ICE while listening to Spotify. Guess I’m going back to Pandora because they will let me listen to Aretha Franklin in peace.

Even in THEIR OWN AD, Charlie at the end looks like he’s thinking, “This is sad and weird.” Promising people you can prevent feelings of loss is not only ridiculous; it’s perverse. Sad things and happy things need each other. This company is promising numbness.

are they all good ideas? Nope. But here's your reminder to write it down anyway, because you never know when it might be useful later or connect to something else. Keep it secret, keep it safe.

I'm not really worried about running out of ideas as a writer because all it takes is standing there, grating some cheese, and suddenly, boom, I stand there frozen by a whole new idea unfolding before my eyes like a supernova from a dying star

Really over mechanics going, “Oh, that’s interesting,” every time I bring in my car lately.

we need a department of kerning

I was just saying to a friend, sometimes it feels like there is no solidarity on earth stronger than abusive nightmare creep solidarity

Folks, the reporting is that Trump is making PERSONAL CALLS to Mace, MTG and others about the discharge petition. Would you be doing this if you had nothing to hide? Let's please all be serious here.

This show is so gay and so good and did I mention that it’s so so gay? And messy but in the best way? With complex female characters? And is honestly just delightful?

Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life

on today’s episode of “bluesky is unhinged and not real life” a writer for wired is being attacked here for *checks notes* writing about how it’s better if data centers are powered by renewable energy and not located in drought areas 🤷🏻‍♀️

UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.

"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs

Sign me up.

Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is

Cue me crying in my office. Things could still go south for same-sex marriage but today, I’m taking the win.

When the Italians go hard for the wedding cookie table.

I love our dog. She’s cute and sweet and a great snuggler. She’s also going to be the perfect excuse to leave this rehearsal dinner early.

NEWS — The Oregon Department of Human Services has issued 100% of November SNAP benefits, per an alert on their website. I've received reports that the funds have already hit recipients' EBT accounts. www.oregon.gov/odhs/news/Pa...

This may be the best sentence I’ve ever read

We find him not guilty on all Counts of Throwing A Monte Cristo

Did someone get access to my work files because this is what they look like.

Perfection. A dude possibly dying next to him and Trump standing there very clearly thinking only about himself.

Bless. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Co-worker keeps falling asleep on the job. Gonna have to talk to her about that.

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

Ghazala Hashmi, a Democrat who was elected as lieutenant governor of Virginia, became the first Muslim woman elected to statewide office in any state. nyti.ms/48YQg3e

"Here we believe in standing up for those we love, whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women Trump has fired, a single mom waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with your back against the wall. Your struggle is ours too."

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Bucks County ousts ALL Republicans from the Central Bucks and Pennridge school boards after both school boards were ground zero for anti-trans policies in 2021. The wave is receding.

A massive result: Maine voters have rejected Question 1, a ballot measure that would have restricted mail voting and put into place strict new voter ID requirements. This outcome was no sure thing heading into tonight. The measure’s failure preserves current voter access in Maine, as 2026 looms.

IN MISSISSIPPI?! *stands up, starts slow clap*

CONFIRMED: Georgia Democrats have won their first statewide elections for non-federal offices since *2006.* The two Dem challengers, Alicia Johnson and Peter Hubbard, have ousted two GOP Republican commissioners on the state's utility commission.

Ok, Cinci. I see you.

YESSSSSSSSSS the Commonwealth of Virginia has its first female governor with Abigail Spanberger AND its first Muslim woman in statewide office with Ghazala Hashmi!!!

Ben Shapiro will be on cnn for election night coverage and cmonmacques weather reporting services can now predict with 100% certainty a class five Islamophobia hurricane

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

Put it in front of my eyeballs. Sign me up. Let’s go!

"Is the sandwich in the room with us right now?"

Jonathan Bailey making bisexual women remember they still find men attractive. Well done, People Magazine. Well done.

Jonathan Bailey makes history as the first openly gay man to be named PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive.