Hey fun fact my husband posted this how to flyer to Reddit, he's a dreamboat and I love him and ALSO HE'S RIGHT FUCK THIS SHIT RETURN YOUR RING CAMERA Stick it to ICE and Amazon at the same time 🥰💛

for anyone unfamiliar with the town of Seattle it's sort of an American Vancouver

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

People kept telling me this is exactly the old Muppet Show and they were absolutely correct. A pure joy to watch. (And I'm VERY picky about my muppet canon.)

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

I just think being Fozzie Bear's ghostwriter would be so spiritually rewarding

"There's also this everyday feeling of solidarity, because everyone is walking around with whistles. If you hear a whistle, suddenly people start swarming toward you. I’ve never felt so backed up. It feels like we’re all on a giant team together as a city. It’s incredible."

Big news: Canada changed their citizenship rules and now if you've ever had a direct ancestor who was a citizen, you are now automatically a citizen too! www.canada.ca/en/immigrati... I've been sharing this around, and I know a few people who've discovered they're now Canadian citizens!

Deporting children with cancer. Using a 5-year-old as bait. Shooting moms. ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.

Ah, yes. The unwavering high road of punishing the oppressed for their government. For sure--hate all Americans, regardless of how they voted and how they are fighting the moment now. I'm spitballing here, but what if we saved the vitriol for the evil dumbasses in power & those who support them?

"I'm a millennial," "I'm gen x," "I'm gen z" - divisive, silly "we are all musicology duck" - uniting, truthful

Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.

40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

The horrors. They sure are persisting today, aren’t they?

I'm boosting myself to say this: You're going to see people On Here tell you calling electeds doesn't matter. That's not true. Some are bots. Some are people who like being contrary to be edgy. But calling moves the needle, especially against a blatantly illegal act by Trump and Co. ACT.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

I was contracted to write two novels! I had an emotional breakdown one day that led to a better understanding of myself and a feeling of groundedness! I ate a variety of delicious cheeses!

Also: I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Publishing, let me write a media literacy book, I am begging you. I keep being told that there's no appetite for this... But how can there NOT be, when it's an urgent and pressing issue, especially with how we aggregate news + use of AI?

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

If you recognize that there is a circularity here, in that you need near unlimited power to get a super intelligent AI and then you need a super intelligent AI to get near unlimited power, congrats, you are smarter than everyone else.

I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating: the Spanish translator for one of my books communicated with me directly to ensure the translation was accurate. She was worth every penny & more. How long until they stop buying books from authors & offer lower fees for us to punch-up AI-written slop?

My response to anything over the next two weeks

John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

Meanwhile in Alberta, Canada, I have to sign a form swearing my daughter is biologically female before she’s allowed to try out for the girls’ volleyball team at school. It’s transphobic, it’s sexist, it’s disgusting. #ableg

Folks to call when you need help: - friends - family - Etsy witches - gutter goblins - sexy vampires - assorted forest horrors - the ancient nameless one living at the bottom of your local lake

Write a hockey romance where the player takes his teeth out before getting busy, you cowards.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

What's on your mind? 1. wine & exhaustion 2. interdimensional bigfoot 3. ghost cats 4. secret cheeses of the world

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This thread is a perfect illustration of why BlueSky is my preferred social media platform.

Cool. Every person who created content that was then scraped and used to train Tilly should get a cut of her paychecks. Zelle me, bitches.

Are there any Goodreads librarians who can help me? I just checked my Author Dashboard and I am hilariously and wrongly tagged as the author of Christian Saints Colouring Book. I hate to take credit for work that isn’t mine! #booksky

I'm editing an anthology about unlikable characters and seeking work from younger writers, 15-21. If you know of one such writer who might want to submit their work for consideration, please share this call for submissions: audacity.substack.com/p/acquired-t...

Hey, Albertans! Don't forget to contact your reps about Bill 9! If you want to write an email and aren't sure what to say, let me know and I'll share the one I wrote this morning. Let's protect our trans kids and voice our disgust at the govt's abuses of the notwithstanding clause. #ableg

Can we do this in Canada and the US next, please?

Gary knows he's worth it.

Starting my Christmas shopping early, who wants one?

become unshelveable

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

and if you *are* a ghoul, faking decency is the price of admission into polite society. seethe about it on your own time

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul