*Danzig voice* “Mothers”

What it do, baby? It's the iceman, Paul Wall I got my mouth lookin' something like a disco ball I got the diamonds and the ice all hand set I might cause a cold front if I take a deep breath My teeth gleaming like I'm chewing on aluminum foil - Book of Proverbs

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KBBL is gonna give me something stupid!

I understand they probably have rules against such language, but they should have used the phrase "fuck being rational" at some point in this listing.

People like those goofy maps that divide the US into parts where people "act nice but are mean", "act mean but are nice", and so on and so forth, but I think that kind of generalization in stupid and what we should really be measuring is whether people in a given area are easily fazed or not.

Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:

Hey-Man (1987)

Air to Ground Message: AVEZ VOUS LE SCORE DE LA GAME... Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #a83b8b59897 F: #fba13b4e774

Temples and Towers of the Virgin, Zion National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #ZionNationalPark

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Air to Ground Message: NOT AS NICE AS THE EARL GREY AT HQ CAFE BUT DOES TASTE SWEET WITH AVGAS GT Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ac5a0f9a521 F: #f61d953c98f

John Football United States, Census, 1850

West, Mount Rainier National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #MountRainier

View of Boston from the Cambridge Parkway. Cherry Blossoms out in full force. The Charles. The Zakim Bridge in the back [D945]📱 #spring #flowers #Boston #Cambridge #ilovethiscity #spring #season #nature #photography #mobilephotography #teampixel #googlepixel

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park https://theonion.com/street-evangelist-saves-300-souls-from-enjoying-park-1819569084/

You have discovered a planet. It is modest and stiff. It is an oasis in space. What a good sphere.

I am not trying to do this again but this is in my head and I'm going to put it here so it leaves: /to the tune of "Girls On Film" Byung-Hyun Kim

Ayrton Senna do Brasil!

You guys think James Brown stayed and watched Drago kill Apollo in that fight?

The Two Trumps

“Disappointed” ”Surprised” ”Betrayed”: your Golden Retriever was sure you would throw the ball for real this time

Oh sick I love Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I'm really excited to see which National Arena League team wins the Diego Pavia sweepstakes.

Straight from 1994, a breathtaking snapshot of a very brief moment in horniness.

Henry Farting England, Middlesex, Parish Registers, 1539-1988

Philadelphia Fuckhust England and Wales, Census, 1861

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There will be lots of chin-stroking columns about political violence and lowering the temperature that will studiously ignore we're still talking about the guy who had a lynch mob sack the Capitol and try to kill the vice president.

Mount Diablo Cam, Channel Islands National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #ChannelIslandsNationalPark

It is so uproariously funny to me when Fox News types and their friends in government talk about The Atlantic like it's Jacobin. More op-eds than not would look perfectly at home in Bari Weiss' "Free Press".

Kolb Studio, Grand Canyon National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #GrandCanyonNationalPark

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In this Quincy bar, Phelan still means Gerard. But they do know this: firing the Secretary of the Navy in the middle of an extended blockade seems like a real Hail Mary.

In a couple weeks I'm gonna see Mdou Moctar live and I'm so stoked on it.

Kash Patel is disputing the Atlantic’s claims that he spends $1500 a week at bars. The real number, he says, is much larger.

RUN THE GODDAMN BALL.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

When I die bury me with a bunch of these like they’re terracotta soldiers

MORGAN GEEKIE ON THE BACKHAND AND FROM CENTER ICE?! 🤭 #StanleyCup 🇺🇸: /espn 🇨🇦: /Sportsnet & /TVASports 2

Christ thank you. "Red state Republicans are actually inherent but temporarily embarrassed antifa comrades because Blair Mountain and-..." cool I don't care, that's not true.

It really is important to touch grass once in a while. Life and politics both happen primarily on grass.

"Well, it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of rational inquiry."