Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Waldyslow Loudass United States, World War I Draft Registration Cards, 1917-1918

Been thinking about what is so intensely off-putting about these two and I think it’s that they’re miming fun instead of being fun and the uncanny valley of that seems hideous

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

i saw a tiktok about how blasting cigs in childhood is a sign of lead poisoning and i can't stop thinking about it

some of y’all have internalized elitism against leftist neckbeards who look like they were blown up with a bicycle pump and it shows 💛

Wind River Lake, 11/6/2025, 7:45:05 PM

Lower Red Canyon, 11/5/2025, 8:57:02 PM

Sea monk preaching

This trial is even funnier after yesterday’s complete rejection of Republicans by the voters

When did the definition of "bricked up" shift from "consipated" to "erect"?

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Andrew Cuomo announces he will forgo his remaining eligibility and declare for this spring’s NFL Draft.

[temple of the dog voice] Zohran Mamdani

Farewell sweet Prince

live view from cuomo hq

I found a worse version. I saw more than one person doing "Usha is actually the cunning and wily chessmaster and JD is just a foot soldier". Don't fucking do that either lmao.

Woke up today to the news

Armour-Piercing Footlong Sauce-Discarding Sandwich (APFSDS)

Wind River Lake, 11/4/2025, 9:04:22 AM

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

As you see Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Stephen Miller all endorse Andrew Cuomo, just remember that Chuck Schumer — leader of the Democratic party — never ended up endorsing Cuomo's opponent (the Democratic nominee)

Who’s gonna endorse the next Democratic candidate for president now??

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

I-80 Dana Ridge, 11/3/2025, 8:16:21 PM

You heard me

I got the shirt😤

I can't believe we're still doing all this discourse about blocking and "echo chambers". People are just here to hang out, not for debate club or to give a minute of thought to haughty "marketplace of ideas" bullshit. One's social feed isn't the public square, it's their own living room.

It's the year of the kicker.

Obviously they don't, but why does it feel like the Chiefs and Bills play against each other like every three weeks?

For the love of God stop calling capitalism “Technofeudalism.” This is not a mutant regression off the track of benign capitalism’s progress to utopia. This is capitalism doing capitalism.

Everybody but the most far-gone BlueMAGA wishcasters agreed during the first term that the "Free Melania" nonsense was horribly embarrassing, so let's not bring it back in the form of "Free Usha". You don't need to carry water for these people.

Actually, the name is an eliding of the original which was Jack Off Lantern

happy birthday Weird Al 🥳

What I'm listening to today: "jazz jungle mix at Japanese rice field", Takuya Nakamura The composer of Virtua Fighter and Lumines goes out in an actual rice field with a Pioneer deck and trumpet and spins D&B with occasional trumpet solos. Unbelievably charming www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvr...

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

“Thag, this is Noona. Noona, this is Thag. … Thag is a Hunter and Gatherer.”

Please don't worry. I speak for all stoners when I say I will not waste my precious and expensive gummies on your child

Sorry ghost traditionalists but haunting people while you’re still alive is just better. Like I have this friend who borrowed a book a while ago and never returned it, and the other night I followed him around his house opening his kitchen cabinets and booing him, and you know what? Got my book back

This fucking sucks.

Can’t even have a moment of joy at Citgo anymore because of woke

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”

All this talk of the Very Long Baseball Game has me feeling incredibly painful nostalgia for McCoy Stadium and the Pawtucket Red Sox Now THERE was a team that knew how to have a very long baseball game:

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

On this date in 2004. Our lives will never be the same. Can you believe it!

Menthol - Briefcase Full of Cash [Chicago, IL USA, Indie] (1995) https://redd.it/10i1uwn https://youtu.be/xMlDeVXmLG0

Italians really cooked when they decided they were just gonna have some guys be named Italo.