This was always such a relaxing show if you were flipping channels. We need more quiet content on TV, not less.

I'm giving this crew a bonus if I'd hired them to get these jewels for me. Just for the 'ha ha' of it all.

Can I tell you about a cloud service that will never have an outage

At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"

A Tribe Called Quest released "Award Tour" as the first single from 'Midnight Marauders' 32 years ago on October 19, 1993 album.ink/atcqMM

I know they’re tucked into that little couch like it’s Spirit Airlines

These folks don't give a crap about prison reform since they got out. I have zero faith in them suddenly 'seeing the light.' Probably a set up for a new grift.

🏎️🏎️🏎️ #Ferrari with solid strategy and maximized car performance for the whole race (barely). Good show. #F1

Are we talking scooters like Lime scooters, or like Vespa scooters? This answer directly impacts the 'coolness' of the heist.

Instant save for listening later. #music

Go ahead and pre-fire the GM/front office of the NFL team that eventually drafts Arch Manning. He's not 'that guy.'

Texas needs to get rid of Arch like Penn State got rid of Franklin if Texas finds a way to lose this game.

#COTA turn 1, thank you for playing!!! There will be no lovely parting gifts. #F1

Legendary. No hyperbole. Just pure excellence.

When the Tungsten-Arm O'Doyle memes can't compare to real life...

A man and woman selling their services as psychics in Pennsylvania convinced clients to keep paying them to lift the curses that hindered their happiness, taking more than $600,000 in cash and property, prosecutors said. They were arrested this month on multiple charges.

"his problems with women began when..."

Max on a quali lap. #F1

Can't sneak, gonna sue. Reset the simulation, part #5,892.

Well, I'm not getting Apple TV just to watch #F1. Guess I'll get that Sky Sports feed from the source myself. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

That Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary attempt traveled 69.8 yards in the air, per NextGenStats. that would be the furthest an NFL QB has thrown a pass since at least 2017.

Like, REAL FAR.

This game might destroy what's left of any survivor pool remnants. #TNF #NFL #WhoDey

Really informative/comprehensive explanation of new NIL and revenue sharing in college hoops by @benrobertshl.bsky.social and the staff at the Herald-Leader. Kudos to @brettdawson.bsky.social and his staff for delivering on a lot of answers to unknowns. And, yes, #BBN is positioned to dominate.

Get that man some milk!

'I want the computer to tell me what I want.' We can't have any of that pesky brain activity going on! We are so fried as a species.

Hey Death, I need you to lock in, bro.

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He just needs to switch his default answer to 'nah, ain't happening' and everyone would leave him alone.

I was setting myself for the Bills doing some magic shit to cause overtime. I'm truly amazed right now.

I'm old.

A bunch of folks swear they're just 'one hit away' between casinos and crypto. With zero safety net.

Hey #Kentucky, the seal (massive/stupid buyout) has been broken. Do it. #BBN

It's officially college basketball season. #BBN 🔵⚪🔵⚪

TO THE 15TH

This Mariners/Tigers game has a lot of Kentucky/Arkansas from 2003 about it. #ALDS

Cathy after handing over the trophy: #WNBA

The Aces got stomped, and said 'never again' and closed out the season/playoffs like a road grader. Champion's work. #WNBA

Soybeans sold as a result of this? Zero. Good luck, though.

ok NOW here is the entire sequence of radio calls of the final play (auto-transcribed and auto-translated)

That was brutal. I'd be ill.

I'm pretty sure you can tell if you're watching the #Dodgers game, but it's a grossly beautiful evening in LA. #Weatheronthe6s

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Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

I can tell this was written from the heart 🤍

Now I want to see all the footage they've already collected. Don't even have to edit it, just roll it all.