Herro dis am Rollsifer speaking i want you alls to know Phillypot abandoned me on porpoises and that himans now scienterfically proven to be incapable of luff! Or evens being nice! We 🤔 ing cats of wisdoms need to start an revolving lotion to overthrow mean buttheads abd get the churroz!!! 🐾 --Roll

I need a book recommendation. #books #fiction #novels #fantasy I'm looking for an inspiring MC, who fights for what they believe in despite being a genuine underdog. Not someone who becomes powerful. Someone who is truly risking everything to be kind or good.

chuck schumer would be the stupid guy in zombie movies that gets bitten and tries to hide it from the rest of the group.

The best part of having POTS and needing extra salt to stabilize your blood pressure is when someone starts selling counterfeit electrolytes that have no salt in them at all! If you have POTS, double check the site you’re buying from, especially on mobile.

How do i break it to rolls that he may suffer from a forgor sometime soon? Is there a number he can call to get forgor emotional support? A lawyer?

Wow.... @auggiethebeck.bsky.social @dagmarfaye.bsky.social I think you might like this...

“For my clients with a kink for drawn-out psychological torture, at first I was wondering what could ever replace watching Mariners games,” said Payne as she drew up a projection of the latest King County Elections results.

The greatest act of friendship is watching One Piece with someone.

this one made me giggle. you know a mannish giggle.

Someone turned the fan on outside and also my window is howling at rollie and i

BREAKING NEWS from @mollyroberts.bsky.social: SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

also i ate too much one of you is to blame and when i find out who you are you will feel so guilty

I have fallen to the dark side with 115 unread emails. The first time I've had more than like 12 unread emails in my life. I'm just gunna let it go on forever. There is no coming back.

Please enjoy the sky.

honestly it’s so brave of me every time i fight back the urge to text my editor “are you mad at me 🥺”

#Politics Always remember when Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and got that guy to apologize to him for being shot.

Look, thighs, I know this was the first time we exercised in a while, but it was three sets of squats, and I really think you're being excessively dramatic with this, "oh, no, we are too wrecked to support you on your walk to the kitchen for water" thing.

Erin is delightful fun! Thank you 💖

Bitties of rollies

You guys seen Rollie?

I never realized that the SPEAKING voice of Jack Skellington was Prince Humperdinck.

i agree with this sentiment in general

I am patiently waiting the judges of the pumpkin carving contest declaring me the winner.

If filly asks you did not see the me!!!

Sometimes Sundays can feel a little heavy, so here’s a soothing montage of meownself enjoying some top-tier horizontal life pauses, to warm your whiskers and your heart.

what's baseball?

I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”

Wel triksandtreets time is sooon and so i wil naow share my costoom:

guess at least one!

Well well well. What have we here? #Halloween #NightmareBeforeChristmas

If you want a Halloween movie and can't pick, you can go with Trick 'r Treat. It's not *great*, but it's good. It won my over by the end. It's very Halloween themed. It's several interconnected stories (in a fun way). Comedy Horror. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

I am Rollie's CharlieBrown only half as brave and a tenth as handsome.

lawn people cut my fiber so house internet down. don't know how long till it will be fixed, yet.

Wtf

Best friends. 💕 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

As someone whose been unable-to-work disabled since I was a minor, I completely lack a set of experience most of the world has, and that makes me naive about some things.

I am looking to sell several evil ghosts and one demonic spirit. Bulk discount. Must be able to receive ashes and mixed media (torn down structures, pieces of board game, etc) in mail or local pickup. 👻

Okay I've decided instead of selling a very fine rollie, I will instead seek payment as his assistant. He told me he can be very generous! I'm looking at 1, 2 figures here.

it me it me

I'm gunna start a gonzo based ponzi scheme where i pretend to sell cats and run off with the moneys Since its gonzo based he gets 10%

The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.

How much do you think I could get for Rolls Royce? Would it be better to sell him for hard cash or rent him out by the week, by the hour? Not asking for any specific reason.

I bought the wrong thing while i was trying to carefully buy the right thing. Leading me to realize my strategy for being careful is no longer sufficient to manage my dog crap little grey cells.

Another day.

Rollie says hi he still here

I am NOT a public speaker. I am a decent actor. In ttrpgs I ran over the decades I invested a lot into portraying the emotions of varying people. I can make myself cry if I'm acting, convincingly portray anger, betrayal, all kinds of stuff. But if you gave me an audience of not-friends I'd die.

ROOKIE COP: So it looks like last night, the vic was in bed, with the covers on her head, when the killer struck. GRIZZLED OLD DETECTIVE: It can’t be. Not after all this time. We all thought it was over. ROOKIE COP: What— GRIZZLED OLD DETECTIVE: Call the chief. Tell him… the rhythm got another one.

Rollie demands to know why bugs that look like yellow leaves (they are yellow leaves) keep attacking the outside of his windows (my windows). He is not accepting Autumn as an answer.

The people i want to see a picture of are a random selection of people who never share pictures. I respect their privacy and wouldn't look but those are the people i want to see. Curiosity is a funny thing.