Glad the skyline is back. Night all. I have to be up at 2:30am to try to grab a tepid shower (they're doing work on the water main, haven't had hot water in a week) before I have to sign into work at 4:30am. 🥱

The chief constable has requested that the nun cease swinging that broadsword.

Okay, but I got neither? 🧐

The nun admits there's been a *slight* murder in the chapel, but not to worry, everything's under control.

The Agatha Christie + Buffy + House MD mashup we didn't know we needed.

The nun has suggested taxidermizing the Reverend Mother's favorite fish. #SaveColin

Oughe. 🥺 Bisque will forever remind us of our friend Charlie. @kickysam49.com

Chessie has informed me that regular Churu is good but these are inedible, how dare I attempt to serve them to her?

I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it William Shakespeare

UNLIKE Loop, which is frequently frustrating, today's Connections was tough in a good way. I learned new meanings of a couple of words, which is fun! 🥰 www.nytimes.com/games/connec...

Chessie: Yeas, Imb ordert de shramp womtom soop, dat won ist mine. Brimg it to me heer, k? Imb see da youz has chimkin satay? Oughe, Imb downt minde if Imb do helb mineself to dat aswell.

Today's was particularly irritating, heh www.britannica.com/games/loop

Presented without comment.

I grew up in the 80s/90s and lemme just say no one prepared me for inhaling cold enchiladas and espresso in yoga pants at 5am, two hours into my virtual workday because my team operates out of like 6 different timezones. Judging you a bit, tbh, high school life-skills class. 😒😆

M*A*S*H, Father Brown/Sister Boniface, Murder She Wrote, Golden Girls, Hazbin Hotel, Duck Tales reboot, Muppets, Addams Family, Marple

never inhale a jalapeno. don't ask me how i know.

Some midweek roof action for your delectation and delight. You are welcome! 😘

A.A. Milne's crossword-puzzle heart in the Hundred Acre Wood A hundred years of Winnie-the-Pooh by Henry Oliver www.commonreader.co.uk/p/aa-milnes-... Winnie-the-Pooh (illustrated by Ernest H. Shepard) at PG: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/67098 #Books #Literature #Book_illustration

After 15 years as a National Trust cat, Clumber Park's Mr Tibbs has officially retired 🐾 Much loved by staff and volunteers alike, he’ll be greatly missed around the yard. We wish him a long, happy retirement, and fully expect him to be treated like the king he already believes himself to be.

Natasha Weaving, 27, who has been told by ignorant bystanders that she “doesn’t look autistic”, genuinely could not look more autistic if she tried.

Got the call yesterday from ex-MIL I'd been dreading for a couple of years. Ex was killed a few days ago, victim of violent crime. He was deeply special, and deeply troubled. I'm okay, just angry that there's so little help in this country for those with mental illness. A hui hou 🌺.

motherfucker pick up a god damned pencil eatf.art/ai

She is protected by a lamp-eyed cat. It eats spiders.

Hokusai’s Manga, 1814-1878 – 15 Books of Everything In 1811, Japanese artist Hokusai Katsushika began work on his Hokusai Manga (curious drawings) and various etehon By Sheldon D. flashbak.com/hokusais-man... Hokusai at PG: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/searc... #Books #Art #Manga

Jonathan Swift’s Frustrated Humor On the three-hundredth anniversary of Gulliver’s Travels, Swift’s satire of his own society is remarkably relevant. By Henry Oliver www.plough.com/en/topics/cu... Gulliver's Travels at PG: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/65473 #Books #Literature

To Greenwich, where going I was set upon by a great dogg, who got hold of my garters, and might have done me hurt; but, Lord, to see in what a maze I was, that, having a sword about me, I never thought of it, or had the heart to make use of it.

@befuddledblaire.bsky.social Chessie: Blorbie, wannto try mine new bloo is cremb wif me?

That book must be a great read…

"A study that claimed OpenAI’s ChatGPT can positively impact student learning has been retracted nearly one year after publication." arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/i...

I haven't been doing well since moving--some things are better in this building, some much worse. Struggling to exist and do well at my job and that's about all I've been able to handle. But today I managed to do laundry, pick up meds, wash my hair, take out trash, and in this moment I am okay. 🪷

"'If ever I murdered somebody,' he added quite simply, 'I dare say it might be an Optimist.'” - G Chesterton

One of the neighbors chickens got loose in our yard today. Don’t worry, Wolfie rectified the situation immediately. #CatsOfBlueSky #Caturday

The nun does not consider a rubber of whist to be a hostage situation.

I don't think electoralism is a viable method for the change actually necessary. It is, however, a wonderful way to watch your enemies have a bad time, occasionally.

Charles Dickens... and Other Bad Men Who are Good Writers Francine Prose Explores the Disconnect of Loving Works Written By Monstrous Authors lithub.com/charles-dick... Books by Dickens at PG: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/autho... #Books #Literature

Cinco de Mayo Specials at Wonder Park: • Deep Fried Cinco de Mayo-naise Cubes • Deep Fried Guacamole Cubes. • Bottomless Margaritas(we found a small hole in the bottom of the cups so drink fast) Also featuring the musical comedy stylings of Puppeteer Magician Señor Coconut.

EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT Not so clumsy, nor so random - As a blaster - in its rage More elegant - the weapon More civilized - the age

The best apple crumble in the nun's village is made by the resident witch.

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The nun is explaining the joys of tax evasion on children's public television.

New #ebook at Project Gutenberg: Utopia yarn book by Manufacturers of Utopia yarns https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/78583

Do any #CatSky people have recs for a litter mat that works well for reducing litter tracked around? I'm using ones like this but they're not really easily washable, especially without a dishwasher.

#BookSky #quote #AgathaChristie

#OTD in 1933 "Nessie" Reported for the First Time (1933) encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Loch+Ness+mo... #supernatural #monsters

Mine deepe thot of teh daye: Sossidge and haschbrons are brekfist foode., butte hotdouge and tayto chippies not? Dis stoopit. #Caturday Dis hazbin mine deppe thot. Fankyou.