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Designated dingus. Kansas City, MO. He/him Was: @
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Small Robots
5 days ago
Oh look, it's that time of year again! Time to place your orders for the 2026 Small Robots Calendar! It's ÂŁ30, and this year's theme is Wistfulbot Goes for a Walk. It's got contemplative pictures and some sort-of poetry I guess? Anyway, the order form is here:
forms.gle/AmdadzcTvzt8...
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2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
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uosdÉŻáŽS ÉuÉê· đŠ
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Also why am I not on this list,
@slj.com
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Andy Ihnatko
about 2 hours ago
About to record EPISODE 1000 of the MacBreak Weekly podcast on
@twit.tv
! Does this mean we have tenure, and can never be thrown out of this institution no matter what we do or say? LET'S FIND OUT SHALL WE YES I THINK WE SHOULD
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We spend 4 or 5 years learning language and decades learning WHAT to say. With AI it learns language but never learns what to say, we just approximate it with "words that are close together frequently are the right words"
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Prisonculture
about 5 hours ago
I talk about her in my Black abolitionists of NYC walking tour and usually no one has heard of her but she was Rosa Parks on the bus 100 years before that incident.
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jenny tightpants
about 7 hours ago
imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
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Katie Mack
about 8 hours ago
Gender-affirming care saves lives
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This is such a bullshit article. It lies about EVs taking âhoursâ to charge, the idea of replacing gasoline with pure ethanol is mostly a handout to farmers. Protip: donât use the land you grow your food on, to also grow your fuel unless you really like high prices. (Cc:
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Andy Craig
about 13 hours ago
The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
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Tara C. Smith
about 18 hours ago
3 infant
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deaths this year in Kentucky. "Of the three infant deaths reported over the past 12 months, all three were not vaccinated, nor were their mothers." We first tested maternal vaccination for whooping cough over 80 years ago. It's safe & effective & might have saved these babies.
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Popehat of Serious Proportion
about 14 hours ago
The Overton Window has shifted and increasingly wanton overt bigotry and evil are mainstream. Donât accept it. Fight and defy people like this.
www.middleeasteye.net/news/uk-colu...
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British columnist Melanie Phillips lashes out at Palestinians at pro-Israel NYC event
The controversial columnist and broadcaster also mocked Christianity and claimed the West is facing a 'death cult' in 'forces of Islam'
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/uk-columnist-melanie-phillips-attacks-palestinians-pro-israel-event
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 22 hours ago
I don't think people are prepared to see what horrors "MAGA getting gussied up for a Thanksgiving flight" will unleash.
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Look it took me 5 years to get my Bachelor's of Science degree. That's why I just typed the sentance "that makes since" instead of "that makes sense". anyway I caught it before i hit send.
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Black Aziz Anansi
1 day ago
LOLOLOL
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What the fuck? This reads like one of those plots where the feds actually did everything and created terrorists where none existed. But i can also fully believe maga produced these idiots as well.
www.npr.org/2025/11/23/n...
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Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children
Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged.
https://www.npr.org/2025/11/23/nx-s1-5618242/texas-haiti-gonave-island-plot
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Brandon Bishop
2 days ago
"A 25-person startup" should not be allowed to "disrupt" fundamental inputs to the Earth's ecosystem, hydrosphere, and atmosphere. Like, what are we even thinking here?
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derek guy
2 days ago
thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
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Robert âThe Baste Godâ McNees
2 days ago
Geneticist and microbiologist Rita Rossi Colwell was born
#OTD
in 1934. She was the first researcher in the US to use computers to analyze bacteriological data, and the first woman to serve as director of the NSF. đ§Ș đ©âđŹ
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Bodega Cats
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Micah
3 days ago
1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths 2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
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jamelle
4 days ago
oh itâs like this was designed for me specifically
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Bitches the Cat
4 days ago
When the wet food is like three seconds late.
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jamelle
4 days ago
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
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Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/local/mycity/virginia-beach/virginia-beach-men-arrested-threats-police-officers-ice/291-47d9b0c4-d0eb-472f-b030-1cff19f043ec
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Ale
3 days ago
ARRESTED!! THIS IS A GREAT DAY!!
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Gabe OrtĂz
4 days ago
âBetancurâs shirt read, âMade in Charlotte by Immigrant Hands.ââ â⊠I need to protect my customers,â he said. "I need to protect my community and myself, because they are just jumping in and throwing people to the floor.â
www.charlotteobserver.com/charlottefiv...
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Greeneville Zoo
4 days ago
Did you know? Four of our elephants are rescues from the game Jumanji.
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Woah. Congratulations to
@textfiles.com
, this is freaking awesome.
arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/...
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Microsoft makes Zork I, II, and III open source under MIT License
Microsoftâs Open Source Programs Office worked with Jason Scott to do it.
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2025/11/microsoft-makes-zork-i-ii-and-iii-open-source-under-mit-license/
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Pat Bagley
5 days ago
I needed to draw this picture
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And theists keep claiming atheists are only atheists because they want to sin. If you really want to sin get a church to back you up and force your victims into silence.
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derek guy
6 days ago
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Kevin M. Kruse
7 days ago
Oh they donât like the whistles? Hey everyone, they donât like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.
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Soren Larsen (SEGL)
6 days ago
"The purges, censorship, and politicization in the worlds of medicine and science are not distinct from the corruption and vandalism of the country writ large. We Want Them Infected doctors are part of it all." (by
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Doctors Who Glorified Trump Have Permanently Tied Themselves to Everything He Does
The purges, censorship, and politicization in the worlds of medicine and science are not distinct from the corruption and vandalism of the country writ large. We Want Them Infected doctors are part o
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/doctors-who-boost-trump-have-linked-themselves-to-everything-he-does/
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Some day Iâd like to read an isekai book where some of the differences between worlds is the use of a Vigesimal (base 20) number system and the pre-decimal British money system.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigesimal
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Vigesimal - Wikipedia
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Bringus Studios
8 days ago
Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
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Rosemary Mosco
8 days ago
velöcicheëp
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Micah
9 days ago
everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
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I watched this when it aired 20 years ago thinking the whole time âthey have to get him a regular spotâ, and they did!
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Canada doesn't need superheroes because they don't have any supervillians
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Popehat of Serious Proportion
10 days ago
It must be magnificent to be these billionaires and foreign countries, all of whom secretly scorn Trump, giving him lavish but vulgar gifts that he doesnât understand are elaborate expressions of their contempt for him, his taste, his principles, and his self-awareness.
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I'm split between thinking Trump will die in office and hoping he survives so all his "gifts" can be seized because gifts to the President are gifts to the people and they can't take it with them.
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The Kansas City Star
10 days ago
Multiple officers, three sheriffâs deputies and one state trooper, have been shot at a rural Kansas home, according to the Kansas Bureau of Investigation.
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Shooting injures 3 deputies, 1 state trooper near home in Osage County, KS
Multiple officers, three sheriffâs deputies and one state trooper, have been shot at a rural Kansas home, according to the Kansas Bureau of Investigation.
https://bit.ly/3JQ3fds
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Taniel
10 days ago
I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte. ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018. We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:
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NPR
10 days ago
The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
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More liberals, people of color and LGBTQ Americans say they're buying guns out of fear
The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
https://n.pr/4p7jPo0
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NY Times Pitchbot
10 days ago
Whether itâs Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epsteinâs emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
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Werenât tariffs supposed to replace the income tax?
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There are many areas of the country only served by catholic hospitals. This is why we donât want that.
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Billionaires donât want more millionaires nipping at their feet.
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rstevens đ»đš
13 days ago
onlyfans bought out pizza hut and now you can buy a feet lover's pizzaÂź đđ»đж
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