Sport’s apology face. He’s sorry he hasn’t posted here in so long.

Mallowing

What up, gangstas?

Floof luvs his bruv

No cat here.

We should be here more often. Sport is like I’ll be where I want when I want and make whatever face I want.

Happy birthday, Puff! From me and mine, including your older brother from another mother, Tazer.

Happy ninth birthday to Puff the Magic Kitty! He’s a punk but he’s our punk.

Sport with his protection.

Tower life.

Found a digital camera that hadn’t been touched since like 2011. Bitches flooding the memories right now.

Trump propaganda efforts are so fucking transparent it’s actually an embarrassment. Social media is just a public and screenshottable timeline of the lies and manipulation. People are going to look back at this time as the moment the idea of American exceptionalism was proven to be a farce.

What ya doing, youngster?

Hungry men doing better than Hungary man.

Puff interrupted the floofy photoshoot.

You got a problem?

Puff

Bro line.

This place has their own Floof Lion @bitchesthecat.bsky.social

Sport ain’t even trying to stick around for this family photo.

These two are not rocket scientists. But hey, neither is Elon Musk.

Boys club.

He looks like an incomplete AI rendering of a cat 😹

Snow day for us. Making sport work.

When I first skimmed past this, I thought they were wearing a tiny sombrero due to that yellow behind them. It's not, so I'm a bit relieved. You don't ever fight a cat wearing a tiny sombrero. Don't ask how I know.

The first rule of cat fight club is that sport is always invited to cat fight club.

It’s been sixteen days since we were last on here. Seems like a normal amount of stuff has happened 😿

Sport living that life.

Meanwhile, the twin pillars of dipshittery down here

Cat or rug. Multiple angles.

Tuesday paw work from Joyce @bitchesthecat.bsky.social

Fight coming. Sport acting like he doesn’t want Puff’s box. But he wants puff’s box.

Hell yeah. New box.

Abolish ICE.

Cat revolutionaries circa 2026. Before the collapse.

Paw work or nah?

Sleeping with mom’s sweatpants.

Fuck ICE.

Not leaving the house today.

He ain’t making it to midnight. In New York or Chicago.

His next target has been acquired.

We’re not disappointed. We’re angry.

Cat or comforter?

First Christmas photos from the fam* *includes Bitches first Christmas with new fam 😹

This one ended up on my porch 4 weeks ago at 12:45 am when I got back from a football game, possibly rejected by the mama cat from the next house over because of a bad leg. Porch camera didn't detect anyone dropping it off. The leg is now healed and she's a very active 9-week-old that I call Liv.

Never seen a rug grow so much.

Possibly the greatest holiday present we ever received was in early July 2020 when we were gifted a smiley ass street kitten.

Moar cats

Our blue period.

My main man puff doing his paw works in the suns. Those rays hit harder when it’s single digits outside.