Time for new Dragula Titans!! @brianissuperrad.bsky.social

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/

Cute Bebe alert!!

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

@thewedgeserpent.bsky.social sorry pal, gonna have to listen to your least favorite song today!

Looked up from computer and saw BatCat reflection from behind me! (Lukey was sitting in front windows watching birds)

Namaste Slipknot

@scarymarilynn.bsky.social I got a new work project idea. We need to rank every lunch on a yuck scale. First, let’s establish the gross factor requirements. Here’s what l have so far: Gas/tummy issues Reheatability Days in fridge

Happening now, follow along with Mr. P.

This Ed Gein Monster show is hilarious

Individualism is out, huh?

@paulasheldon.bsky.social I started the Ed Gein Monster show because I saw you post about it. My goodness, what a wonderful little spooky popcorn show with funny voices. I didn’t watch season 2because I think the Menendez brothers should be released from prison. 🎃

Started this Ed Gein show on Netflix. The voice is very Davey and Goliath.

The court sketches from Diddy are lit.

When I realize I put Raisin Bran instead of Raisin Bran Crunch in our grocery order and it's too late to change it.

Trying to reduce the amount of political noise on my feed so I can come on here and hang with y'all instead. Every few months I rebalance whatever crazy news shit is happening with what I want my online space to be like and it should be helping @scarymarilynn.bsky.social with work projects.

Yuck, saw Sam Bankman-Fried's ugly dough face

This movie is pretty good #LastDriveIn

Yesssssss!!! I’m ready for #SurvivalNight

Been watching the new season of Strange New Worlds

If anyone is still in DOJ who knows about this, please, reach out. Who signed off? I want emails, I want memos, I want names. Signal: crg.32

Mia on set

Halloween cheeses have arrived at Aldi ! I missed them last year some how! #Halloween thanks @sharkbaitdz.bsky.social for the tip!

I knew one day this would make its way back home. @scarymarilynn.bsky.social

Did anything fun happen today?

I confirmed my suspicion that the shitty eye doctor I saw blocked my number on their text message support program! Gonna drag you more.

My day at the office.

I just can't deal with the girl today!

Watched Big Money Hustlas yesterday. Honest opinion, I liked it. I thought they were both good actors, loved that they got Rudy Ray Moore to be in it. Shaggy 2 Dope had legit costumes. Yes, I will watch the sequel.

Saw Freddie Gibbs and Alchemist last night, was damn good, as was every opening act. A+ performer, he’s excellent at what he does.

The plan: get Jimmy Kimmel suspended so his ratings would quadruple. People are more interested in shows they’re not allowed to watch. This also allowed me to manufacture the biggest First Amendment issue in decades.

The OG Ninja Turtles theme song still goes the hardest out of all cartoon theme songs.

Found a good seller on Etsy. I didn’t order anything Halloween themed either. Still blessed with a Halloween postcard! 🎃🎃

Whenever I have to battle with a scummy doctor to get a refund, I am going to check their Yelp and demand refunds for everyone else too. "Oh yeah? I see this wasn't the the first time you've tried to pull this. Where's Doug's refund? Let me send you the review."

Burt Reynolds created Win, Lose or Draw? Why don't we have a Win, Lose or Draw channel on Pluto TV?

Was I the only one who thought it was weird that Kimmel called Joe Rogan a centrist?

🚨28 YEARS LATER is now streaming on Netflix!🚨

Celebrating Fall with some Nelly this afternoon

I have cast my vote for Fat Bear Week

I had been eyeing an electric pencil sharpener recently. It went from $16 to $32!

We are Fall official!

How is everyone today?

Let’s not doom reply or doom scroll today.

I don't know if you know this or not, but I got to see the most famous circus lion tamer Gunther Gebels-Williams. Little kid me wanted to run away with the circus.

Weapons! What if Aunt Gladys came here instead?