Wemby guides the Spurs to a series-clinching victory in Round 1 of the NBA Playoffs presented by Google! De'Aaron Fox: 21 PTS, 9 AST Julian Champagnie: 19 PTS, 7 REB, 5 3PM Dylan Harper: 17 PTS, 3 STL Stephon Castle: 15 PTS, 5 AST Round 2: Will face winner of MIN/DEN

4 wins down for the Spurs! 🥁🥁🥁

I know life is hard right now, but any boost or help is greatly appreciated. To lose your senior sweet baby is hard enough. gofund.me/b4e90cbfe

Wemby! Wemby! Wemby!

Get your big fluffy tabby boys right here. Big fluffy tabby boys, read all about it!

So excited to see Trina in concert soon. She deserves that PhD and street named after her in Miami!

All hail Queen Bee

Was 4:30pm really the best time to hand out mystery work that got lost over 6 months ago? The answer is no.

Real OGs know

Keesjes brushie time!!!! Neelix watching his big brother purring in pure bliss.

I know life is hard right now, but any boost or help is greatly appreciated. To lose your senior sweet baby is hard enough. gofund.me/b4e90cbfe

Cheating on Meg Thee Stallion is absolute scrub behavior. What a fucking loser to willingly fumble one of the hottest women on the planet.

I think the internet would be a much better place if we helped spread this image.

Who cried at the dentist today? It was me

Gonna need PlutoTV to give me a Donahue channel

Rockin with the Yacht Rock today, thank you @brianissuperrad.bsky.social

dr. robby: he’s coding, get the paddles! the paddles:

Jokić gonna show us how they do shit in Serbia

Thank goodness for Rep. Castro

We have 57 postal codes for the military and 26 of them are suspended indefinitely. Pretty sure those care packages are REALLY important for the troops' emotional and spiritual wellbeing. *Please correct if inaccurate, AI bullshit has broken the Internet.

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Shhh don’t tell anyone

I need you all to appreciate how cute Eva is

Yes, she watched the new Jerry episode of Hollywood Demons. 🥰

Grateful to my good Judy at work, because I need someone to talk about Maury Povich with during the day.

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

A Love Letter To John Waters On His 80th Birthday Celebrating the filmmaker who taught me everything I know about art, antifascism, and living authentically. www.fangoria.com/john-waters-...

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Saw Clayface trending and I thought that horrible woman got a hold on another fuck plane

Thankx to THE BOSS for having Public Enemy perform at Springsteen Center American Music Honors ,, we should all always continue to FIGHT THE POWER

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How are my frens?

Where my music lovers at?

Bear alert

New episode of Hollywood Demons just dropped, y’all.

Taco Tuesday!

Well I'm Eazy-E and I got bitches galore

Reader beware: Tortitude incoming

Wemby 🥹

I get the Arnold Schwarzenegger weekly newsletter and it makes me love him even more. Not sure how that’s possible.

Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/

Y’all really have no idea how much I love (good) rap music 🥹

Let's get weird, everyone

3 weeks until I see Three 6 Mafia!!!

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