I'm not the only one who thinks grapes are notfood!

Also, if I wanted to eat grape, I would have girl hand peel it for me. This "running it through a grater" thing is so lazy! Yes it makes food easier for me to eat. But it's not worth it if girl gets to be lazy.

Notfood

Girl says she's cooked me delicious egg for lunch, but I can't find it anywhere!

I hate winter! One of us needs to go away. If it won't, then I will.

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You know I had a picture with alt text and everything. And blue sky ate it.!

Found a good place to hang out!

Got peas and beef baby food for breakfast!!

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I complain about Girl's cooking a lot. But sometimes she knocks it out of the park. Today was one of those days. Grated watermelon!!!! (Honestly, I don't know why she didn't think of this earlier. Better late than never I guess)

Girl took me out to play in leaves!!!!

Girl was reading me the Wikipedia page on cheez doodles! It was really great! I was settling in to really enjoy the story when she put me back in my box! If she's going to behave that way, then I'm going to ignore her.

Ate too much over- ripe banana for breakfast. Spent the day sunbathing and digesting, but now that it is night I need to take cover! I'm too slow when I'm full of food. Girl, stop by to tell me that I've done an excellent job. I don't know how she can find me even when I'm buried!

Got turtle pellets for lunch! Both colors were delicious! (Sometimes I don't like to eat the green ones. Mainly as a power play. Because then Girl sorts them for me.)

I am so done for the day. It started off really well. I got a tea bag. I got a really delicious banana and then it devolved into non-consensual showers and all of my nice stinky dirt being taken away.

Girl has blocked off the dining room with boxes. I am patrolling and looking for a way past them. There must be something very good in the dining room if she doesn't want me to go there.

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Warm day so I am a free man and a WILD BEAST!!

I find it weird that my own posts show up in my following feed but not in my mutuals feed. If I love myself enough to be my own follower, doesn't that make me my own mutual?

Got a new power sun. Girl installed it, but I don't think she did it right. She didn't give me the instructions. Boy gave them to me afterwards. And I have been studying them carefully. Pretty sure she did it wrong!

I was in the middle of a wonderful nap when Girl somehow managed to find me and scoop me up.

Found a great spot!

Got scooped for no reason!! Apparently I was 'too cold'

Peas and winter squash for "breakfast". Why does Girl hate me so much?!

Notfood

I'm on hunger strike. Girl is furious and keeps offering me "appropriate turtle food." You know what's appropriate turtle food?The unauthorized lobster& salmon that I received last weekend! I will gladly eat more of either! But I'm not eating canned turtle food, pellets, or tomatoes. Gross!

Big Girl spent the day in the pond. She stupidly stuck her head out to see what Girl was doing and got scooped!!

The robot vacuum stopped working so girl had to repair it. And I had to supervise! The situation was dicey enough (lidar failure!!) that I needed to get extra tall for maximum authority.

Time for an underwater swim! Also, am checking out the status of this corner.

Nice rainy day! Perfect for a quick dip in the pond!

Ladies are fighting over the good corner. Boy and Girl are always doing so much work in the turtle pen. Why don't they build some additional good corners?! It's kind of ridiculous that it had any given moment, there's only one good corner.

Notfood

My goals for today are to nap in the good corner and glare at the girl when she wakes me up

Somehow Girl knew where I was & started talking to me & looking at me even though I'm clearly buried! I did pop my head up to give her a surprised look but seriously how did she know where I was?!! (There's even dirt on top of my head. How did she find me?!)

I just can't deal with the girl today!

I'm tired of respecting Girl's turtle barrier. I will go where I want! I will not get stopped!

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Our backyard fence has been sealed. The backyard smells like polyurethane. So we've all been inside. It's the ladies day to roam around the living room. I really wish I could join them but girl hates turtles. Specifically me. She hates me.

Doesn't jumping on the floor sound like more fun than reading?

Girl wants to know if we can sit nicely and read. I think not.

Little Girl was given a warm kitchen towel from the dryer two days ago. It is the best thing that has ever happened to her! If she is removed she will go back under it, she walks around wearing it, if another turtle (Big Girl) tries to get in she drags the towel away.

When girl says you are moving into her scooping zone, you need to believe her. Otherwise you get scooped.

Nap time!

Found something tasty in the garden. Girl was too far away to see what and the photo is unclear.

Harley decided to be an actual rock.

Ready to go for my walk, but I need Girl to open the gate for me.

This has been a great day! The highlight is that I got to watch the garbage truck back into our parking lot and pick up the trash!!!! And there were men running wearing hi-vis!! (If you expand the picture you can see the wheels of the garbage truck!!!!)

Girl wants to know what I'm doing. Yet again. Why does she not understand the most basic things? (Also some of you may see Victor, but it's not.)