How tired was I? When you wake up very late in the morning, still covered in glitter and your lipstick is perfect, you know you skipped a few steps when you fell into bed. And for anyone wondering, perfect lipstick in the morning is not beautiful, it's creepy.

Drag me to church was a great success again. Lots of positive energy. Happy audience, happy performers. I'm exhausted.

Where else are you going to get a super entertaining night out for $10.00? (Plus tips, don't forget to tip your fave performers) There will be a sober bar provided by Besharam Bar and Grill. AND Coastal Gender Affirming Care will be there to chat. Let me know if you're coming so I can say hello.

The kite was being flown from the ball field at Elizabeth Sutherland School. The first photo faces west. He then reeled it in, turned the camera to face east and let it out again. If you look closely, you can see the gantry cranes at Halterm just to the left of center on the horizon. Quite a view.

Stay away from Dutch Village Road this evening. An unstable crane has the road closed and buildings evacuated while they wait for the repair guy.

Photos from last night's kite flying. Any guesses on where they were flying from?

Anyone who noticed that plane that turned around over the weekend and headed back to where it came from, here's what happened. Huge cost and inconvenience because someone left a Bluetooth device with a stupid name turned on. Source: YouTube share.google/McvviqCbOkF9...

Take a minute to check out this website. Great work for a high-school project.

I want to be able to search my own posts, to find a post I posted on some unknown date in the past. Is that too much to ask? @bsky.app

This is an amazing story. Worth a read.

Outlook, I hate you!!!

Shubie has returned from the vet. The onions are no longer on board. He'll survive to cause more havoc for his family. All's well that ends well.

Shubie grabbed an entire egg puff off my plate and swallowed it. Egg puff is full of onion and onion is toxic for dogs. Shubie is now at the emergency vet getting checked out.

Still available if anyone can use it.

My neighbor is mowing his lawn with a whipper snipper. I suggested we lend him our mower. Grampy says he has one.🤷‍♀️

Do you tip the furniture delivery guys?

6 degrees!?! Going all the way up to 8!?! Who's in charge here. I want to file a complaint.

This sofa and love seat are looking for a new home. The cat (not included) has used both on occasion as scratching posts. Both pieces prefer an informal environment, possibly a rec room or cottage, but wouldn't refuse other offers. Free to a good home (or any home, we don't judge). DM if interested

This maple tree in my backyard has filled out over the last 2 weeks. It doesn't feel like it today, but spring is here.

Drag in a church! You know that's got to be a good time. Get your tickets now and leave all your ideas of what might happen at church at the door.

If you give a mouse a cookie, Grandma edition. If Grandma has to meet the auditor she'll decide she should go to Princess Auto to pick up supplies for work. She'll notice that Leon's is right there. She'll pop in to check the clearance room. They'll have a nice sofa and loveseat but it's damaged.

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My youngest has a new hobby. He has a kite on a very long string that he attaches a camera to. He filmed today from the top of Cowie Hill. You can see so far. We're watching the video now and trying to pick out family buildings.

You should all come to Drag Me to Church. We had so much fun last year and this year should be even better.

The sky is glorious right now. Go have a look.

When people ask "Why should my tax dollars...?" just give them this. Homelessness programs cost far less than policing, hospitals, jail - Orillia News share.google/CJyLmohqJfuy...

I don’t talk about personal stuff here often, but my mom died two years ago today, and I just want to say that care workers helped make her last few years happy ones and let us share that happiness. So @nsgov.bsky.social, for my mom: the hell is wrong with you?! Give CUPE care workers a fair deal.

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Are we doubling electricity production in Canada to keep up with demand from data centres?

Cannot recommend Janine at Casa Dante highly enough. Not only is my hair absolutely gorgeous but I had SUCH a fun time getting it cut.

I had a day yesterday but I dealt with it. On a related note, I'm starting a movement to have health insurance pay for retail therapy. It works and more people could benefit from it more often if it were covered.

Once again, First Nations save us from our own fucking stupidity. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I don't usually brag about my nails, but when they are this cute, you just have to see them. Zoom in to see the detail on these tiny little ladybugs. Nails by Jodyn.

Folks, the dragon-defying princess is the hero we need. You know what to do.

I just came from a lovely and meaningful "other's day" event where we celebrated all the other important people we have chosen as family. If you are celebrating with your mother or children today, have a wonderful day. Please be gentle with those who don't have someone to celebrate today.

“Police must understand… protecting the intimate partner who was the subject of the offence charged must be one of their prime concerns,” Gorman said. "We respond in the best way that we know how," said Myers.

Attention #BikeHfx. If you lost a large black covered-chain style lock, it’s in the westbound Bell Rd lane, nearest Trollope St.

Website is down, email not working, and now the bank won't let me log in. FML Please show me your pets to help me survive the day!!!

I don't know who needs to hear this but I know you're out there. This Sunday, if you say to someone "You don't have to do the dishes, it's Mother's Day" There is an implication that YOU will do the dishes. Do not leave them to be washed by said person the next day. *Applies to all household chores.

If you've never used a bidet and you're wondering 🤔 what it feels like, Grampy just called it the pressure washer. Now you know.

Slightly Diminish a book The Book Borrower

Do you remember Brick House by the Commodores? Well 36-24-36 is not a brick house, not nearly. Yes, it's a lovely shape, but you gotta put some meat on those bones if you want to be a brick house.

Go look at the moon. It's big and orange and low. Absolutely fabulous.

It’s the Blessing of the Bikes today in Truro so expect lots of motorcycles on the roads

Josh Johnson just added another Halifax show. Grab your tickets before this one sells out.

Things like this are why I can't tell satire from news any more. This should be satire, but nope.

Let’s get this day over with.

It's not me right? It's the gremlins that live in my computer, right?

Scritchy Raccone and the Pylon Wars anderegg.ca/2026/04/19/s... #PylonWars #Scritchy #BikeHfx

PSA Put your laundry away. Don't leave it folded in a laundry basket, lest your cat cough up a furball on it. 👚👖👗👕🧺😺🤦‍♀️