I'll be honest. I don't remember recording any of this last episode. Are we sure that it's even me on the tape?

www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e14-walk-... It's a cold December morning, so why not warm up beside our season finale? As a season finale, all mysteries will be revealed! Except for, you know, the ones we need for season 2. And... Well... Fine. We create more mysteries. But also... Lemon Muffins?

With the conclusion of the the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism's first season dropping on Dec 1, questions remain. For one, who attacked the hollow, and why? And are there any survivors? And second, since when are there so many flavors of Tampico? My craving has turned into a crisis of decision!

Ugh. Had another nightmare about the haunted piano. Just my luck. I get haunted by a piano, and the ghost doesn't even know how to play.

Money doesn't mean anything anymore. I mean, it does, I think I'm just having some trouble with the whole idea of capitalism, and how a teacher makes less in a lifetime than someone can make by inventing a cologne that smells like the hunting section of a Walmart

Do you like to walk? Do you like fresh air, the sound of ravenous weiner dogs, and the delicious smoky scent of Black Forest Ham? If so, then you're going to love part 1 of the season finale of the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism! www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e13-walk-...

I was expecting to post a teaser today for our next episode, but a stomach flu is tearing through the office atm, and figured I'd just get ahead of it and post a day early. [writes "Alive Here" on window in ketchup] Flu vaccine don't fail me now!

Hello future visitors and residents! It's Nov 1, and Ep.12 of the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism is fresh off the grill. Our Mayor is really going through some things. Also, gripes about Vegas, a nice, calm moment of story time, and maybe a Steak-umm? www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e12-big-o...

The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism wishes everyone a happy and safe Halloween. May every child have a full belly and a full trick-or-treat bucket, and may every family finish their rounds and return home safely. To those who would instead choose to kidnap, traumatize, and destroy:

Just a heads up: Our first Patron-only Halloween Special is being released tomorrow. The episode is available to all patrons from the lowest tier up, so if you'd like to see how our first dive into the world of paranormal investigation goes, you can become a Patron here: www.patreon.com/EHBT

Hey future residents and long-term visitors, and greetings from Evenfall Hollow! We have two new episodes coming out soon. We have our regularly scheduled episode, "Big Oat Ad bucks" being released on Nov 1, and a special Patron-only Halloween Special being released on Oct 31.

The crew at the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism stand by the fact that all people, regardless of race, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or immigration status, are people. And ALL People have the right to be safe, to be heard, and to be equal. No Kings, No Fascism, and No Nazis. #nokings

www.podbean.com/eas/pb-qj9p4... It's October 15, and the release of our latest episode from the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism is here If you enjoy NOT haunted pianos, Vintage popcorn, and Lemon snowcones, this episode is for you! Check the link, or find it wherever you get your podcasts.

In our next episode from the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism, we check out the wares at the Hollow's annual Meet on Main swap-meet. Come along as we check out the new Diggeridont, Vintage popcorn, and a (NOT)Haunted Piano. Also, the Mayor debuts his new fragrance "Gunpower and Bats" Coming Oct 15

After a long road of fighting with Apple (seriously, this has been going for 6 months...) We finally have our show on Apple Podcasts. It should populate and be fully viewable within the next few business days. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to celebrate at the Liminal Bennigan's!

www.podbean.com/eas/pb-d7v6u... It's October 1, which means a crispy new episode of the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism's show has dropped. We ride along with local animal control officer Shiela Hernandez as she investigates reports of a local chupcabra sighting by the Quartado.

It's almost October, and that means there is a new episode on the horizon! In episode 11, we follow along with Evenfall Hollow Animal Control Officer Shiela Hernandez and learn some tips and tricks for dealing with the local wildlife of the Hollow. www.evenfallhollow.com/season-01-ep...

Quick shout out to the Bonecruncher: While it's easy to just keep up appearances and play the role society has given you, it takes true courage to step out of that box and find what truly defines you, and makes you happy. Dance Bonecruncher, dance the dance of life, and know the Hollow supports you!

We’re better at making games than social media. Can you help us out and share this far and wide? 🙏 Strange Antiquities is OUT NOW! 🛎️📚🐈 #indiegame #indiedev #cozygames #cozy

Barbershop Quartet, minimalist mountain lion pelts, that really well executed World War 1 fighter pilot look... The recent community softball game has really got me feeling like I've fallen behind the curve in fashion. Anyone have any suggestions on how I can freshen up my style?

It's Sept. 15 and that means there is a freshly baked episode of the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism ready to go! Are you a fan of pickles? Because this episode has pickles! Our local sponsor support is even provided by Claussen Pickles! www.podbean.com/eas/pb-2z6rr...

Good news! It's almost the 15th, and that means there is a shiny new episode coming from the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism. Do you like pickles? Because this episode has pickles. Our local community sponsor is even Claussen pickles, because... Wait. What Netflix documentary?

"If it's true I'm having a feast." "If it really happened, my whole neighborhood is having a block party!" "Am I dreaming?" It's a weird feeling to have zero context and yet still know EXACTLY what everyone is talking about. Be still my beating heart.

[Looks at armed soldiers in US streets] So hold on... [Looks over at Gaza and Ukraine] Wait... [Watches children and elderly deported, people put in cages] So... [Watches Tariffs continue, prices soar] Let me get this straight... "Woke" Cracker Barrel is what people are this angry about?

Babe, wake up, the new cracker barrel logo dropped:

www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e08-fly-b... It's August 15 and that means a sizzling new episode of the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism is out! As usual, we're releasing with a full episode transcript, which is a lot more than you'll get trying to order lunch from the hot dog man.

I started a subreddit for the EHBT community today. I clicked create, and was immediately greeted with "This community was banned due to rule 2." When we created our accounts here, Muffin and Pastor Glanville were immediately banned for being spammers. AI sure is revolutionizing the world...

It's August 14th. Do you know what that means? It means the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism will be releasing its latest episode tomorrow! And what better way to celebrate the wind-down of summer than with a mandatory community softball game?

Congratulations to Susan Parket for being selected as Evenfall Hollow's resident of the year. You deserve it Susan! Also, a quick reminder to Evenfall Hollow residents: We are still receiving ongoing reports of thunder in the hollow.

www.podbean.com/media/share/... It's the 15th, and that means a new episode of the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism! We absolutely stay on topic as we chat with the Colonel about what it takes to run Evenfall Hollow’s premiere coffee house. Local sponsor message by Visine.

Hold on. With everything in the world right now, the trending headline is "Woke studios made Superman an immigrant" Not Medicare. Not corruption. Not Tom Homan saying the 4th amendment doesn't apply based on looks. Nope. Superman being an immigrant. I need some of the Mayor's Oat scotch.

I can't decide. Is Lisa Murkowski: A. Realizing she's going to be visited by 3 ghosts again for voting FOR yet another bill/confirmation she knows is bad, B. Trying to remember if it's her turn, or Susan Collins' to vote yes and pass the buck, or C. Trying to use the self checkout at Walmart.

I know I'm just a small town radio show host, but am I the only one that's really hyped about the Project Hail Mary movie? Well mostly excited. Little Bit nervous... It doesn't come out until March 2026 though, so at least I have time to start applying for a loan to afford a ticket/popcorn/drink.

S01E06 "Gary" is now available! A new neighbor makes a friendly introduction, and we hear from Corin Almedas, of the Evenfall Hollow Orphanage. Also, updates on the Magician. Local Sponsor Support Provided by: OfficeMax ehbt.podbean.com/e/s01e06-gary/

Doomtree has been saying it for years now: No Kings. #nokings #doomtree #democracy

The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism would like to wish a happy and safe summer to all the students free for the next few months on summer break, as well as a consolatory pat on the back, and a coupon to a local liquor store or dispensary for their parents. ps: Podcasts go great with summer too!

Hmm... A 4-4 deadlock in the supreme court with Amy Coney Barrett recusing herself... That resulted in a ruling that didn't further stomp the constitution into the mud? Okay, who dressed up as the ghost of Christmas future and visited Brett Kavanaugh or Neil Gorsuch? Was it you, Muffin?

Our episode transcripts are now up to date with our releases, and episode 06 is on track for its planned June 15th release. Check out Evenfallhollow.com for all of our current episodes, show notes, and transcripts. Also, why not check out our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/EHBT. *wink *wink

So if you call someone a human trafficker, and a gang member, and a murderer, and spend whole news conferences talking about all the bad things they've done... Then due process would let you show everyone all that evidence you've gathered on the subject, proving just how right you are... Right?

I never realized growing up, just how many people were watching Captain Planet and then leaving angry when the Planeteers won. Even crazier, is how many of those same people's personality is Hunting+fishing+camping. If you hate nature, definitely avoid Evenfall Hollow. Not for you though. For us.

Caturday vibes after a busy week of foretelling people's deaths for the Evenfall Hollow community. Enjoy your weekend Muffin, you earned it.

So, Qatar bribes Trump with a $400mil Boeing that has been gathering dust with a for sale sign for the past 5 years... *Looks at Boeing headlines over past few years* Maybe Qatar is low key doing the world a favor? Just wishful thinking?

ehbt.podbean.com/e/s01e05-the... Episode 05: "The Magician" is out! Visit: www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e05-the-m... for show notes, and episode transcript. #newrelease #EHBTpodcast #Themagician

Ras Baraka sets a great example of the standard we should hold our leaders to. When there is a crisis, a community should always know where their Mayor stands. Evenfall Hollow and its Mayor stands with you. It still counts if our Mayor is standing with you from outside the Chipotle, right?

Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism Episode transcripts for S01E01: "Welcome to Evenfall Hollow", and S01E02:"Mothman Problems" have been added. Check them out at: www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e01-welco... www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e02-mothm... #Evenfall_Hollow #EHBT #Podcast_Transcript

Congrats Robert Prevost/ Pope Leo XIV! Now I don't really do the religion thing, but it's nice to see someone elected to a notable position, coming out of the gate with messages of love and positivity. Members of the Evenfall Hollow community should take notes. *cough* Pastor Glanville *cough*

With the #CDC #HICPAC gone, and the head of HHS disavowing germ theory, does anyone else hear the intro music from World War Z starting to play softly? Glad Elon couldn't "found" a time machine company from someone, or they'd be sending a T-800 back to kill Ignaz Semmelweis. #EHBT

Hello future residents and permanent visitors! We have begun adding episode transcrips to their respective episode pages on the show website. Episode 05 will have its transcript added on release, while episodes 00-04 will be added over the next week. #Evenfall_Hollow #EHBT #Podcast_Transcript

ehbt.podbean.com/e/s01e04-mon... Episode 04 is now out! Visit www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e04-monte... for show notes, and additional show info! #newrelease #EHBTpodcast #EvenfallHollow

ehbt.podbean.com/e/s01e03-cof... Episode 03 is now out! Visit www.evenfallhollow.com/s01e03-coffe... for show notes and additional show info! #newrelease #EHBTpodcast