"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Xmas miracles aren't for people only: www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-c...

We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package

At least in Antarctica we already had three bars set up!

When not even the minimally competent paralegals will work for you anymore

Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.

<heart explodes> www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

men: i'm not 6' tall making 6 figures, i will die alone women: i want to fuck the eye of sauron

Don't steal pies this Christmas.

A present arrived for meeee (from me) By the super sexy @tomtomorrow.bsky.social Yay

this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous this is worth sharing and educating people about

Not only do I not want to use your new A.I. mode, I want you to stop telling me about your new A.I. mode, this is like the waiter trying to tell me the specials, but what makes them special is that the chef is blindfolded and we've started keeping roach poison in salt shakers

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

@profanity.accountant well let's fucking see

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild (penguins only edition): Emperor Penguin Adelie Penguin Yellow-eyed Penguin Little Blue Penguin Fiordland Crested Penguin

tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Two miles of ice core on the shelf at our national ice core facility in Lakewood, Colorado. The WAIS Divide core from West Antarctica is a 3400m long (deepest US core, 2nd deepest ice core ever) 68,000 year old record of high resolution climate.

Well, I guess I'm doing my part to represent!

Every day is like watching a hundred very weird political science dissertations being born.

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

Wizened Millennials sneering at Gen Alpha: I told you the old ways are best (Gen X, petting its moldering set of the 1983 World Book Encyclopedia: Soon. Soon.)

[dying] Bruce you’re gonna be okay I’ll avenge you dad Don’t worry son be good for Alfred I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father I … what I’ll fight clowns for you A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

Mainstream palaeoart often seems lily-white in terms of the diversity of its contributors. But pieces of palaeoart that rank among the -MOST SEEN- works in the entire field were examples of black craftsmanship. This week came news on the passing of Garfield G. Minott (1966-2025)... cont

finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol

Today was a very stupid day but I have faith tomorrow will be stupider

Did women ruin the workplace?

The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.

Oh to be a previously unknown carnivorous sponge in the depths of the southern oceans

Look how wee

I WILL NOT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Brittle star swimming! Love this movement.

For Colorado, the pet food bank is coloradopetpantry.org. Lots of places accept donations, lots of distribution sites around the state. It’s not shameful to need help. It’s shameful to harm someone, including yourself, including your four-footed people, because you won’t ask for help.

Aaa these are so cute!

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.

Dying over the ni howdy

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.

The Chonk Ness Monster

Oh I need the whole collection

I always enjoy zoo critters enjoying pumpkins this time of year, but this guy is especially fun. Smash away, Hudson!

I finished my PhD during a time of uncertainty with waning opportunities in American academia. So I went to Germany. The Humboldt program laid foundations for my career at a time when my own country wouldn't. I highly recommend looking into fellowship opportunities, especially now. 🧪

If I was going to bed with someone and they took off their shirt and I saw a fucking SS Totenkopf on their chest, I would be outta there so fucking fast. It just shows a massive lack of judgment AT BEST. So of course I wouldn't want that person representing my state!

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Block block block Do not dunk Do not respond Do not quote Do not @ them Do not screenshot Do not even type their name Do not type anything adjacent to it Do not feed the trolls Do not give the algorithm reason to feature the post Do not grant them the pleasure of wasting your time and ours

Thirty-one years ago, there was a slave auction reenacted at Colonial Williamsburg. Some thought it powerful, many thought it insulting. This summer, I traveled to Williamsburg myself to see how the country’s largest living history museum today tells the story of Black life at America’s founding.

GOOD MORNING

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