Got too sillay and ended up spending an hour writing and filming a sketch in the airport rather than making it to my flight on time so now I'm gonna be stuck in the terminal overnight. My commitment to the bit will be the death of me.

could someone ask Toby to delay Deltarune for another year or two? I still haven't gotten around to playing ch4 and honestly can't be arsed right now. But if you delay it i PROMISE i'll probably get around to it sometime this year! I like it, I just can't be bothered, y'know?

I invented candy salad over twenty years ago and I want the recognition but I'm not exactly proud of it. I feel like Oppenheimer if nobody knew who they were.

Usually I cannot STAND it when I try to watch a foreign-language vid on YT and that awful AI Slop auto-dub comes on. But uh... there seems to be something wrong with this one??

Wonka Donutz (2005-2010) A rich, thick chocolate truffle in the shape of a donut, covered in rainbow sprinkles. Initially released to promote Tim Burton's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", then ended up sticking around for several years, a staple of checkouts at Michael's and Bed Bath & Beyond.

They should put Austin Powers in the new Spaceballs movie and call him "Oh Behave Kenobi." I bet he'd do it

(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

Baby Yoda has one pose they can do and it's a Rankin Bass animated 67 gesture

Lately I've been slowly logging the past eight years of my TV watching habits onto a Letterboxd clone for television so please some of my mutuals for the love of god join Serializd so I'm not alone on that site

I say I say it was the kindly old man with devilish eyes, son! Buried undah the dang ol' floahboahds! Can't you heah the palpuhtations of his accursed beatin' heart beneath yuh feet? Open ya ears boy, I say I say kids these days just nevuh listen!

I did a few of these charts so people can know too much about what I like as if they couldn't know already

hey Lorne can i use your printer to print out this picture of the pope. no it’s not related to my performance tonight

i am ready

Today is April Serious Day

Dreams be so compelling I'm laying there thinking "Damn this would be an incredible movie" then I wake up and I'm like "That would be the worst movie of all time"

They call it the trans day of visibility and yet my eyes were closed through most of it (slept through the day

Youtube movie clips used to be titled "The Meeting - Michael Clayton (2007) (3/10)" and now they're all like "George Clooney Shocked When He Learns The Truth"

Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.

Between 2018 and 2024 I created a handful of memes for the subreddit r/chucknorrisfusion, which combined various Chuck Norris memes in new ways. Here's a thread of the best ones.

Jesus Christ, they're suspecting foul play. They're questioning Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman,

The Oscars is rigged!! (They gave a trophy to a song just because it was named "Golden"

Happy #Oscars Day! Why wait? Congratulations to Michael B. Jordan, Jessie Buckley, Sean Penn and Amy Madigan.

It was a G.I. Jane joke

This year I'm posting my Oscar predictions early for once. And I saw most of the films nominated! I'm out here doing more research than the people that are actually voting...

my tribute to women

My 9 Games thingie. Nine of the games most important to me. Added details for each of them on the site. my9games.com/s/af65a82f34...

have you ever wanted something so badly that just the fact you cant hold it in your hands rips your heart like a torn ligament? reba mcentire lunch box

Jacob Elordi famously replaced Andrew Garfield as Frankenstein's Monster, but I think he should've swapped Wuthering Heights with him. Imho Garfield should've played Heathcliff

did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late

Of course I studied the classics

Carry on.

Homestarmy, it's time to arm up... (if you'll excuse the expression

Call me Judah cuz I been her

My neon hair is fading because I didn't pay the electric bill

Needs to be stressed that although Scott Adams died, Dilbert is still very much alive and he’s out there somewhere right now, scared

Scott Adams died?

Quick redraw of this weirdo with knives for hands

I can easily buy into the conspiracy theory that William Shakespeare wasn't a real guy, but I don't think they were actually Edward de Vere or anything like that, I think they were an infinite amount of monkeys in a trenchcoat.

Going to my laser appointment. It's not as cool as it sounds.

A mysterious signal... an unknown holiday... What is "Christmas In July", and can it be repurposed for December? Does anyone know where I can buy a Blu-Ray player for under a hundred bucks? All of these questions answered and more, as we are now ReReDoin in December!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOhp...

Either someone is setting off fireworks at 4AM on Christmas Eve or Santa has just been shot dead in the streets of Providence.

Been puttering around and singing to the tune of the folger's jingle "🎵 The best part of waking up, I'm gonna kill myself 🎵" out loud to myself all morning