One of the divisions of all time

Thanks Seattle Seahawks...

Never in doubt go Hawks

Never a moment of doubt

Omg this officiating

you’re locked in here with us

never been a normal primetime seahawks cardinals game

We need to set up the NFC West as their own little league, we can’t risk letting our normal teams catch whatever infection has sprouted in these teams brains

We’re back to our regularly scheduled stressful Seahawk game. 😳

Ernest guiding Spoon out of the face of the tight end, talkin his shit >>>>

Who the fuck is Saubert and why is he fucking up this drive

The bit the Seahawks guy and the cards fan in the big hat did was good imho (I assume they were in on it together)

You know when your younger sibling starts swinging but all you need to do is palm their skull and their arms can't reach? That's this game.

I was gonna do a bit where I tweet the "pronounce names" video at the announcers but actually they don't seem to have social media so instead I'm just here

The answer is that I do these people are just incompetent

It's so bad that I'm like "do I know how to pronounce nwosu?"

It's tough to watch a Korean king play like this but ultimately there are other Korean players and only one team from Seattle so it is what it is

My plan for my new apartment is getting a projector which will be exciting bc my cat will hopefully stop walking across my keyboard in key moments in sports games

So the barner sneak?

Charbs is an actor on the play action 💖

actual screencap of a seahawks game

Blasian king 💖

THATS THE ROOKIE

All taunting calls are bad

I think the cards jerseys would be elite if they weren't speckled like that

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also I think I heard them say "may-fey" instead of Mafe at some point

Nothing radicalized me against nfl announcers the way that this video that shows John Forslunds pregame prep notebook did (section begins at 3:23) youtu.be/9gbisQSVsno?...

If I were announcing nfl games I would simply learn the names of the starters/write a pronunciation guide on my sheet

CHENNA

Now that I have an apartment and have decided to hire movers (necessary for my sanity) I now must contemplate actually packing my apartment which is miserable

We don't even have Outz 😭😭😭

AMERICA WELCOME TO OUR NIGHTMARE CIRCUS

This is nonsense I'm furious

putting a seahawks-cardinals game in glendale in primetime is dragging the rest of the country to hell with us for a couple hours of pain and stupid

I think the cardinals unis are actually ok

Support independent sports journalism bc they will report on the things bigger outlets will not cover (whether or not the mariners Know about the Etsy witch)

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

The Mariners won the AL West for the first time in 2️⃣4️⃣ years. Cal Raleigh became 1 of 4️⃣ in American League history to hit 6️⃣0️⃣ homers in a season. 2️⃣4️⃣ x (4️⃣+6️⃣0️⃣) = 1,536 1️⃣,5️⃣3️⃣6️⃣ = The # of days between Cal Raleigh’s MLB debut and the clinch last night. 🏆 #TheMayerGWS

Clover biting me bc my hands are too busy skeeting to pet her. She doesn't understand who the Seattle mariners are so I can't blame her

Haha

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

I went from being a toddler to being an adult in a PhD program btwn mariners division titles

MIGHT AS WELL WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

Do we think spell by Luna is watching?

I, for one, appreciate that they constantly follow cal running from behind

In 2025 the Seattle Mariners are the dick punchers and not the dick punchees...and that is something special.