NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month. Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.

don’t even think about getting off the gas. run it til they stop it. drop 60 on their heads

in 2026 we are innovating in the field of goops, glops, things of that nature

and he would quote himself months later as he gets ready to coach in his first superbowl

I refuse to die until I get to see Stephen Miller humiliated as publicly and devastatingly as possible. It is the most important thing in the world to me.

…..should I take a pic w him in Indy

dont let a few ICE agents leaving mn fool you. nothing on the ground has changed yet. this is a way for them to distract and give a scapegoat so the rest of the world will turn a blind eye.

please update your meme templates

these colors don't run (except when they're establishing the run)

Fuck it-- aggregate j-type Barner draft call www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Lr...

watching a clip of rich eisen talking about sam darnold and he mentions the vikings play guy as being "on ice....... from his current gig"

<3

it’s fun to remind the youth of today who were too young to remember it unfolding in real time about how the minute Obama became a viable presidential contender, the brains of every individual on the entire American right simply turned into scrambled eggs and they have never even partially recovered

someone has got to make a superbowl lead up edit with that clip of dlaw going 'I knew I wasn't gonna win a championship in dallas' or whatever he said

the last seahawks coach had some questions about jet fuel and steel beams when given an audience with a 4 star general and later invited jordan peterson to talk to the team, this is mild

"He’s [JSN] not the biggest, fastest, strongest, or meanest— but neither are owls. That doesn’t stop them from being the quietest, most resplendent, most perfect killing machines in the sky."

im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away

Ppl keep talking about Geno and DK… the gag is they are millionaires and are probably happy as shit for their former teammates… while yall bum asses are still hating on them for w.e reason.

Hella weak call but okay.

Seahawks should keep bullying the Rams with Jake Bobo until they start rostering adult-sized guys in their secondary

it is impossible to miss the difference between the names you see in newspaper headlines and the names you don't see in newspaper headlines

Made an executive decision to just work an extra weekend day rather than from 1-9 and I feel pretty good about that

Mike Mac is catholic right? important to me to know if hes like a harrison butker type convert

finding out joe rogan was political 2 years ago lmao. i bet being white feels better than any drug ever created good grief lmao

Of the Josh Allen wannabes Jaxon Dart is the most annoying

Dart?

WE GET BAD BUNNY AT OUR SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Two guys having a fortuitous bust call that a Heated Rivalry

I am never unfollowing this guy he's so incredible

currently in my cart.... but idk if cute or not worth it

Simply Seattle sports made the "run the damn ball" hat from that meme that fooled everyone..... I perhaps...

Perhaps the enduring image of this game

Good night to fans of the NFC champion Seattle Seahawks.

Sksks just realized I booked my laser time for the two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl

I know Mike Mac would never admit to not liking anyone or thinking about anyone else but a Harbaugh-Carroll like rivalry btwn him and Mcvay would eat

Mike Macdonald when he sees this:

The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

Seahawks need to figure out how to sign Tyler Lockett in the next 10 days

It's been such a beautiful season of posting with y'all 💖 genuinely made my life better if only through excellent bits and good memes. And we've got one last game for the season to go

GMJS you should NOT take my posts as suggestions! Stop looking at my account!!!!

Realizing all my bad roster takes had "gmjs" in them and not (for the most part) the player names helped me go back to find these

I *think* this was for Geno being traded but it could have been DK. Anyways I was wrong gmjs supremacy manager of the year etc etc

our seattle seahawks week 16: beat rams week 18: beat niners nfc divisional round: beat niners nfc championship: beat rams FEELS PRETTY GREAT 👍

OF COURSE Seattle is going to win the first Super Bowl of the BlueSky Sports App era

I will be posting about sports today, because they're happening and I'm lucky to have such a distraction, but make no mistake ICE must be destroyed.

The Rams, bless them, were by far the Seahawks' toughest opponent of the entire season. They should be commended on a nearly spectacular season.

OH MY GOD LOL

WE’RE GOING TO THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPER BOWL