The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

So pwhl number two overall pick Laila Edward's????

I'm gonna throw up

People'll set up anything as a charity for 'military families' and then call the cops anytime they see a homeless person and vote against safe needle exchanges

Doubling the number of picks he went in with... John Schneider masterclass

MUNI!!!!!!

it’s always good when you have to make your coach go on ESPN during the draft to clarify that they’re excited about the quarterback they drafted at the 13th pick

I'll take a safety called 'Bud' even if he ends up beating out Asian legend Ty Okada for the spot

If I had a nickel for each NFC West team that overdrafted a mid white qb I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

no one has ever been more pre-traded than A.J. Brown. he becomes more traded every day

Nothing to make you feel like you're back than giving the best group meeting you've ever done

Cannot get over this. It’s like if Dexter and Patrick Bateman had a baby that enjoys murder more than his parents.

venmo requesting noah kahan for my therapy bills like the sports betters who lost money on a parlay that was broken by one player

"we'll see he's gonna compete" I'm CACKLING

he's not doing well

noah kahan album release day huge for daughters of addicts who worked very hard not to be codependent anymore

I *LOVE* the Rams picking Ty Simpson (I am a Seahawks fan)

Drafting a running back when the Cardinals do it: Hubris, moronic, bad teams stay bad. When the Seahawks do it: Wise, moral, we just won da supa bowl.

John Matthew Stafford has the opportunity to announce the funniest retirement ever

The Rams took the Falcons pick then did something the Falcons would do (derogatory)

Holy mackerel they actually did it. I’m gobsmacked.

Sean McVay:

If you're able to, flex your Job security the way Les does

The Seahawks won the super bowl and immediately the rest of the teams in the division slammed their penises in the car door

Audibly yelled when the Simpson pick came in

SPENCER FANO HAS SEEN ANDOR CONFIRMED

Gonna be tutoring when the draft starts so if crazy shit happens (hawks related or not) I'm gonna be catching up on the timeline so don't be afraid when I like your timely post like an hour after you post it

The NFL *draft*..? After Vietnam? Korea? WW2? .... YIKES

they've got their article for sept. 22nd 2026 prewritten

it's very exhausting to watch restorative justice/non carceral options only ever being offered to rich/privileged men

mike vrabel's little vest stays ON during sex

Do we think Mike Vrabel has read 'The Ethical Slut?'

Oh so that’s why they announced Vrabel would skip Day 3 of the draft in the middle of the night last night

new sports graphic alert

I'm not making it to 2OT but I'm BEGGING the nhl to stop making the central teams start at 8:30 pm local. PLEASE

She has not experience stars hockey

what if I just die instead of watching this pk

ROBO GOALS IN EVERY GAME IN THE SERIES AND FUCK YOU BILL GUERIN

it's funny because Crosby was a big, big, big dives guy in his early career but i swear he hasn't done anything that silly in about the last 15 years. i believe playing a playoff game in philly brought it out of him, much like a boy who wants an ice cream cone at a specific beach

I probably need to go in to a doctor about this 'I randomly wake up and my left knee is unusable' problem but...

Hey real quick do they know? Do they know this is an anti-LLM post? Do they?

I'm going back to like ~2018 me attending her first talk on machine learning algorithms to categorize data to rell her in 8 years someone's gonna call you an idiot bc you don't think the word making machine is a good search engine

2 days ago my maga neighbour was like "if the covid vax is so good how come you get it every year" so I made a super sad face and dropped my voice and confessed that I was addicted to vaccines and wife is not happy with me because I have been expressly told to stop winding him up but HOW TO RESIST

I think this is a different list but proud to nominated 😍 also for the record I'm not against VR I just think a lot of it is dumb. But I've seen it used as ways to visualize molecules in 3D as a learning tool and that's neat

I go to watch hockey and check in on the spurs and wemby is out????

I must email nintendo bc updating the outside of villagers homes with the happy home designer feature locks their door state and I like to switch out everyone to have matching door decorations every month but I am a 28 year old woman so calling/texting nintendo support about a childs game feels odd

After building the best public education system in the world brought us the Counterculture and the Anti-War Movement, conservatives in the US began a 50+ year assault to destroy public education.

Yo what the FUCK was that Foligno hit

The refs are going crazyyyy in the first round