@vole.wtf DocType, may have been bought with nostalgia in mind, but the boy is very keen to have a go... Christmas done a day early :-)

Starmer could get his approval rating back up by simply quote tweeting Musk’s civil war rubbish with the words “Fuck off, mate”.

I thought I would do a thread to reply to the below pal because there is a lot to consider about being autistic and feeling comfortable with people. It’s something I have thought a lot about recently 💘🧵

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

"I hope Starmer wakes up tomorrow morning and feels ashamed about what he has done," says man who unveiled this poster the day Jo Cox was assassinated by a far-right terrorist.

Ricky Hatton, former boxing world champion, dies aged 46

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Rod Hull, born on this day 90 years ago. Thanks for all the fun!

Haha! It worked! I scoped out the angle this morning and figured I’d be very lucky to pull it off, but it was surely worth a try, eh? #Edinburgh #RedArrows #Photography

Free signed rabbit. I'm in!

When right wing provocateurs try to stir up violence against ‘foreigners’ and non ‘white’ minorities, this isn’t just a political thing - it’s a personal trauma. So many people I know are put in danger. I don’t think I can ever forgive them for putting my friends and loved ones in harm’s way

For every Like, I will reveal a fact about Ant & Dec (until I get bored or fall asleep)

An incredible homage to the classic Viz letter in today’s Telegraph

I regularly buy a dozen bottles of Badger Ale and 2 packs of mushrooms at my local supermarket. I put them on the conveyor belt in that order hoping the cashier will burst into song as they put them through the till, but they never do.

I'm writing a @b3ta.com newsletter and I want you to do two things 1. If you don't sub, sub, or if you do sub, tell your friends to sub b3ta.com/subscribe 2. If you've made something interesting pop it in the form and maybe we'll tell lots of people b3ta.com/mailus

Been thinking about early, good, Oasis and this is my theory: Noel and Liam were in a band with three Meg Whites, and unlike Jack White, Noel didn't understand quite why having that is brilliant: here's the beat, here's the root notes, now SHINE on top of it. And they did, until Noel sacked them.

I want to see non-disabled people shouting about the disability benefit cuts. If you spoke out about trans rights, abortion rights, or migrant rights in recent weeks? Good on you! If you aren’t doing the same for disabled people, ask yourself why.

So I was taken for dinner tonight by one of my clients children (2 sons plus DIL),it was really nice. I absolutely love the bones of their mum, cannot tell you the depths to which I understand her soul. I'm so incredibly lucky to be with their family as they go through their dementia 'journey' 1/N

Absolutely this! Stealing work and burning the world all so some middle managers can create toy versions of themselves on LinkedIn... phew, managed not to have that rant on LinkedIn :-)

20th - relegated 19th - relegated 18th - relegated 17th - Champions League #thefootball

Calvin's dad had it right

"Take them all out" said the wise old man… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ruin Me Like J.K. Rowling's Reputation It's 7:00PM

🔥 This is the one petition that matters. Please sign and share far and wide 🙏 Oppose the Benefits green-paper in its entirety 💯: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72... #pwME #pwLC #MECFS

Simple, effective way to realise that your memory is aging along with all the aches and pains in your body :-)

So very, very good... @gralefrit.bsky.social keeps wanting me to read books again, but then produces this!

It's time to voice your concern about over reach of the state. This is ludicrous and very very sinister.

Fuck Me, The Government Turned Out To Be A Bunch Of Cunts. I Wish They'd All Fuck Off And Die. It's 5:00PM

This is why it's so important that we fight to keep physical media from disappearing

🚨 BREAKING: Young PIP claimants challenge Wes Streeting for backing cruel disability cuts. We’ve been denied care, stuck on waiting lists, and left to fight for survival in a rigged system. #StopTheCuts - this is life or death. We won’t let them get away with it ⬇️ #GuardianLive

The captain sculpt based on the work of Victor Malcervelli I`m trying to grow my audience here since leaving twitter so id really appreciate a share if you like it :) 👐

🐷🏗️ I built a #Styscraper 🔺13.29m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽🐽➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/ So close to my best.... So far at the same time...

Senator Kelly perfectly responds to the despicable attacks from Elon. I love it. 💙✊️

The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?

Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck" Chuckle Fuckers

It's been said before better and louder than I can manage, but...

🐷🏗️ I built a tower 🔺14.43m high! Rating: 🐽🐽🐽🐽➖ vole.wtf/styscraper/ Gah! Should have been more ambitious with the previous stack!

Pretty dull fess but at the same time - do sign up. We lost 75,000 subs when Yahoo Groups died - it's about 25,000 now. Just the hardcore, absolute best people, but would be nice if it was bigger. b3ta.com/subscribe

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

Lie after lie has been told this week about how the Ukraine war started, from the Kremlin and the White House. Here's our News Agents video essay which explains the truth, and spells out why Trump clings so close to Putin and lives in his warped reality. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufM...

Apologies if @jimllpaintit is already here, but this is great.

@bsky.app, reinstate Viz, it's an institution over here...

When will Govt learn you can’t out-Reform Reform - you end up simply legitimising their toxic narrative. To see off populists, Labour needs to invest in public services & local communities, making a real difference to people’s lives - levy a wealth tax & use it to improve people’s lives *now*

100% this. We need Pie to lead a political movement, let's be angry at the right things not our neighbours.

Find a sport you love and keep doing it. It's not exercise when it makes you smile :-)

John Prescott’s coffin has arrived at Hull Minster for his funeral. Appropriately, the hearse was a Jag, as is the family’s car. A knowing wink you suspect. Two Jags to the end.