✉️ A new Vmail’s heading out, and the big news is it’s changing - we’re getting too much noise & AI slop, so it’ll now be focused on site-related stuff (but anyone can still send in questions/comments) More info: vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

🔄 We found a workaround for Safari, so this is now open to all browsers again & we’ve raised the score limit vole.wtf/reload-click... The total reload count is already over 4 million, a very productive use of everyone’s time and computing resources

Double Fried egg and Frazzles bap, a story in three parts @vole.wtf #crispsandwich 11/10 would do it again

REJOICE! ONE MILLION! 🎉

Look what you made me do @vole.wtf

🔄 NEW THING 🔄 We set out to make the daftest browser game ever; did we succeed? The final upgrade is where the FULL HORROR becomes apparent vole.wtf/reload-click...

💰 RedBubble took 60% of our “profit margin” in “fees”, so we’ve moved our gift shop somewhere less money-grabbing vole.wtf/gift-shop/

✉️ A new Vmail is plopping into subscribers' inboxes vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

📺 NEW THING 🎵 Brace yourselves for VTV, our music video TV station featuring HUNDREDS of odd/terrible novelty songs vole.wtf/vtv/

📺 NEW THING 🎵 Brace yourselves for VTV, our music video TV station featuring HUNDREDS of odd/terrible novelty songs vole.wtf/vtv/

🧱 DayBrix just hit 1 MILLION views 🎉 It's our 8th page to reach that milestone vole.wtf/daybrix/

🕘 We’ve updated Celeb Clock with a few new daily schedules of the famous (feel free to send us any more you spot & we might add them) vole.wtf/celeb-clock/

✉️ Vmail inbox 70 is trudging towards subscribers’ inboxes like a zombie that’s only mildly peckish for brains It features surely the most contentious post in Vmail history vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

🛑 StopOrMy.Mom blog update: stopormy.mom/blog/#post14

It gives you 17 primes, 95 'hard' non-primes and 5 easy-to-spot ones, so if you look carefully there’s always an easy starting point

💣 NEW GAME 🔢 Dodge the prime numbers, click the non-primes! vole.wtf/primesweeper/

💣 NEW GAME 🔢 Dodge the prime numbers, click the non-primes! vole.wtf/primesweeper/

🐷 WOW, Brennan Falch has 3D-printed a Styscraper board game, complete with multi-coloured items & rulebook, amazing work

Hahaha yes! @vole.wtf

✉️ Vmail inbox no. 69 is on its way to subscribers, fingers crossed Gmail doesn’t dump this one into Spam vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

🎁 Our gift shop is now live! Includes Styscraper fridge magnets, Dog Poo Golf mugs, and all sorts of other novelty tat vole.wtf/gift-shop/

🎁 Our gift shop is now live! Includes Styscraper fridge magnets, Dog Poo Golf mugs, and all sorts of other novelty tat vole.wtf/gift-shop/

🛑 Another item added to our collection: stopormy.mom/blog/#post10

⬜️ Our exclusive minimalist lifestyle brand, OVERPRICED BASICS, has been updated with new products and is now EVEN MORE overpriced. Pay more, get less! vole.wtf/overpriced-b...

✉️ We’ve fired out a new Vmail featuring a cryptozoology breakthrough vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

🧱 DayBrix is now 2 years old 🎉🎂🎉 What’s your longest win streak? vole.wtf/daybrix/

⚽️ NEW GAME ⚽️ Can you get a 🏆 World Champion score..? vole.wtf/goalie/

⚽️ NEW GAME ⚽️ Can you get a 🏆 World Champion score..? vole.wtf/goalie/

@vole.wtf Have you seen this? www.petemckee.com/blogs/news/4...

🐧 Penga just reached 2 million views 🎉🎉🎉 vole.wtf/penga/

⚪️ BOKEH was released exactly 3 years ago. Have you achieved the 99999 max score yet? vole.wtf/bokeh/

⏰NEW THING⏰ Are you a laid-back latecomer or painstakingly prompt? Our amazingly simple test can tell… vole.wtf/how-punctual/

⏰NEW THING⏰ Are you a laid-back latecomer or painstakingly prompt? Our amazingly simple test can tell… vole.wtf/how-punctual/

Crisp Sandwich Day is a long way off, but in the meantime here's a chance to taste 32 crisp flavours AND help a dog

✉️ Another Vmail just went out, the usual mix of nonsense and broken dreams vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

💀 We decided to make our 404 error page more exciting Which option will you choose..? vole.wtf/404/

Only one tells me where the toilets are in the White House. Comic Sans maps 1 - 0 Google Maps @vole.wtf

🗺️ We got bored with Google Maps and built a far more stylish maps site vole.wtf/comic-sans-m...

✉️ Vmail No. 66 has gone out to subscribers, another feast of delicious high-quality content vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

Hampster Invaders has just reached ONE MILLION VIEWS vole.wtf/hampster-inv... 🐭🐭🐀🐀🐹🐹🐁🐁

👂👁️NEW GAME👄👃 Remember those sliding block puzzle things? This version’s a bit trickier… vole.wtf/selfie-shuff...

♟️ Our chess game with a tiny 1-kilobyte brain is now over 4 years old; can you beat it yet..? vole.wtf/kilobytes-ga...

🛑 StopOrMy.Mom blog update: stopormy.mom/blog/#post9

🧵 #Styscraper has been out for a fortnight, so here’s a thread of some of our fave memes etc...

🧵 #Styscraper has been out for a fortnight, so here’s a thread of some of our fave memes etc...

See, it's not that difficult...

✉️ Vmail no. 65 has gone out, featuring the usual jumble of subscribers’ “eccentric” content vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

🐷 Some of you have struggled with the wide variety of items in #Styscraper , so we made Comfy Mode! Just add a # hash symbol to the URL followed by COMFY then reload vole.wtf/styscraper/

⚡️ We’re limiting arcc to 500 tickets, meaning there are now only THIRTEEN left Grab one or miss out forever vole.wtf/arcc/

🐷NEW GAME🏗️ Get building and show off your tallest towers! vole.wtf/styscraper/