I saw a very attractive lady in my local coffee shop today A Costa? No, I just smiled

Look, you’ve made him do a drawing now. Just buy a ticket already… www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

This is pretty slick. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNppQlKyyD6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Reply guy behaviour. (filmed at and by the lovely @theacms.bsky.social)

Bookmarks! Hurrah!

We are sad to report that longtime Blue Peter Editor Biddy Baxter has died at the age of 92. We salute a true pioneer, who navigated changing times in the television industry with instinct, tenacity and style.

The Waterfall That Refuses to Fall.

My new watch is a bit passive aggressive with its exercise reminders.

Hey, Edinburgh residents and Fringers. I've seen both these shows and both are excellent. Add them to your schedules, you won't be disappointed. London residents and nearbyers can catch @lesliegold.bsky.social through the following: linktr.ee/lesliegold

Final Sofa SoFunny of the season is going to be an absolute doozy! Tuesday. 7:30pm. At the Angelic. 🎟️tinyurl.com/sofunnytues @misterabk.bsky.social @jessfuchs.bsky.social @dickdenham.bsky.social @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social & more

Not going to Edinburgh for the Fringe this year but still want to see two of the most hotly anticipated* shows? I got you. Solo & panel show double preview, North London, one week today! www.jokepit.com/e/37649 Solo show only, South London, two weeks today! tr.ee/rb6pvh2N5W *by me 🧵1/2

Hey @moderation.bsky.app you should unsuspend @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social Posting the PUBLICLY AVAILABLE contact details for MPs to complain about how they voted is not a suspendable offence no matter how many bedwetters complain

Sorry, WHAT?!

Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles

TONIGHT! Can I get some love on this please, in the form of re-posts? Unbelievably, some tickets remain for this, and I'd love to have a full house.... tinyurl.com/sofunnytues

I respect any motherfucker who can paint the hell out of light & water

The word 'Alphabet' comes from the first two letters of the Greek alphabet. Alpha & Beta

I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian! Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why". Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...

I was going to come here to tell y’all about the first Sofa SoFunny of the year on Tuesday - but it’s only gone and sold out. So can I interest you in another SoFunny show instead? We’ve got some outrageously impressive comedians appearing in the coming weeks. Have a look: tinyurl.com/sofunnytues

You're trying to sell some art, and all they do is look at their bloody phone.

I created a Bluesky account and bought James Acaster's "Guide to Quitting Social Media" on the same day. So that's how my life is going.