shimp

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

WHO WILL WIN THE BLOWJOB BATTLE

this is all I know about Mewgenics

this came to me in a dream

Music from "Daffy Duck in Hollywood" (GEN) Track: Mode Selection

in the transformers beast wars fighting game on game boy color, cheetor has a fart attack in his beast form

Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life

this awesome fucking picture

Labelling your memory cards was for the bourgeoisie who owned more than one memory card. We had but a single memory card. There was no need for labels. It was "the memory card". And all saves to the memory card would demand the blood sacrifice of another beloved save game.

OK extra context, any 'adult' (アダルト / 大人の) added to a product in JP means luxury or premium product. That said, lol adult cream pie 😂

every alt band photo

make local coop to play with wife

Adventures Through McDonaldland (Quoin/SoftMedia/McDonald's Australia, Mac/Windows, 1998)

BEWARE! I LOVE!

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

greatest headline of my adult life

Oh my lawds! Do mine eyes decieve me? A black grackle with a single white tailfeather! I've never seen anything like it!

Silent Hill: Urkel

the best part about staying alive is friends and food

👾 ANNOUNCING 868-BACK! Dismantle capitalism one server at a time in this computer-hacking strategy roguelike game by Michael Brough! Play the free demo in Steam Next Fest on Feb. 23rd! Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3304110/...

“Please enjoy the museum”: Relooted is OUT NOW! Please share!

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Whoa Black Betty

yo this is an insane piece of merch to make. a puzzle for absolute psychos.

There is an updated version of my infamous puzzle game 'Boppin' available, for CHEAP AS FREE on my personal website at Jenniverse.com right now. It runs on Windows 10 or higher, and is complete with all levels and content. Play the original source of the slang term 'Yeet', today!

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

scuttle the computer pirates: software protection schemes, book (1984) i.ebayimg.com/images/g/eLw...

sharing again for good measure, but it’s really a great obit highlighting a spectacular track record of innovation

Japanese TV commercial from 2002 for the most annoying toy imaginable. Since Doraemon is in the news again. Here's a Doraemon-branded light gun for video games that is sound activated. Keep yelling, kids! A true uncle's Christmas gift. #gaming #retro #

Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams

personal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers...

operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o...

what the heck

Good morning

All right, don't have a go at me about it!

this is real

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit