"what message do you have to bring voters into the fold" it's eat shit, people love telling goons and creeps to eat shit, it's Make Those Fucks Eat Shit 2026 and it's carrying 49/50 states

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live Weird Al Tyler, The Creator 311 Snoop Dogg The Offspring Peach Pit Clipse Sturgill Simpson The Brook & The Bluff Mt. Joy

When you tell your stylist “make me look like a king” but they hear “make me look like Shaun King”

Need a baseball writer that spent time around him to weigh in on what would have been more entertaining: Zack Greinke pitching with ABS…or Zack Greinke hitting with ABS. I imagine him talking wild shit on his catcher if they lost a challenge @mollyknight.bsky.social @bymccullough.bsky.social

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

I know we get inured to stuff, but it is hard to fathom the cruelty here. At a time of tax cuts for the most powerful, they are trying to remove basic supports for the most vulnerable. The Trump administration's war on people with disabilities continues.

Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.com

$28 for the margin of victory in the 2003 Big 12 Championship, doubled in solidarity with @jonfmorse.com because gut issues suck ass and Go Cats @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

we'll see how it shakes out over the course of years, but as of right now, mamdani is definitely showing how the future of good progressive governance means "use government to do good things and then post about it" both parts are important!

my neighbor says that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside

Didn’t realize this many people were Always Sunny fans, cool to see Artemis getting some love. Top tier side character

Cat owners and toddler parents comparing which company’s cardboard packaging has lived loose in their home the longest

Opening Day should 1) include all 30 teams 2) schedule every game to start at the same exact time 3) mandate that the first pitch for all 15 games be thrown simultaneously to see if we can open some kind of Baseball Wormhole

The first trailer for Martin McDonagh’s ‘WILD HORSE NINE’ has been released. In theaters on November 6. #WildHorseNine #MartinMcDonagh

Never change, weird gif titles on Microsoft Teams

“No big deal, Mondesi will be healthy soon anyway, try Witt in CF” was something I wholeheartedly believed for way too long

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

Sports are the god damn coolest thing on the fucking planet, man

Hell yeah USA (the hockey team, not the country)

Prince Andrew’s arrest

Nature is healing

Always Sunny - “Who Pooped The Bed”

Walked out of this feeling like I got scammed

This is the most heartbreaking thing I have ever read. There isn’t a hell hot enough for the fucks in this admin

New Action Cookbook Newsletter! Surprise! There's a new voice in your group chat this morning, and before you ask: no, you cannot turn it off. (Free post, but you should subscribe after reading it, IMO) www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Need this over the Ether beat

This is sort of true in that libertarians WERE saying “Donald Trump is a racist pedophile,” they just meant it as an endorsement

"Every dollar spent settling lawsuits for [KCPD officer] Blayne Newton’s violence is a dollar stolen from mental health services, from housing, from education, from the material conditions that actually produce safety. @kcdefender.bsky.social kansascitydefender.com/justice/kcpd...

The degree to which they peddle this bullshit, still, while 100% understanding how it works and why it unfolds the way it does…it’s unconscionable. Lying, in its purest form.

All the vehicles in the last decade repping that goofy yellow snake flag, where the fuck are they now? This is supposed to be what they were all about

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

BREAKING: Kansas City is one of seven "mega centers" in ICE's planned nationwide concentration camp network. A local real estate company, Platform Ventures, sold out Kansas City by selling a taxpayer-subsidized warehouse to make it happen. Federal agents are already terrorizing KC residents. 🧵

They had to turn the plane around because the two-pound rawhide chew they gave Trump was supposed to last the whole trip but he ate it.

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

How much money would it take to get Charles Barkley to record himself rapping the 2 Chainz verse on “Mercy”? I think this would heal a lot of things in the world

Every billionaire could do this and not even notice that amount is missing. The fact that they don’t should be seen as the kind of moral failure that gets thrown in their face daily and aggressively until they are scared to be seen in public

She looks like she installed remote control eyebrows and someone is sitting on the clicker

maybe i am going insane

I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough. There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.

It's exploding whale of Florence, Oregon day! Everybody shout hooray! youtu.be/V6CLumsir34

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

When do you think was the last time this fucking traitor had a real conversation with someone who relied on SNAP, or was buried under medical debt, or lived paycheck-to-paycheck? Months? Years? He represents no one except those who have bought him