Sports are the god damn coolest thing on the fucking planet, man

Hell yeah USA (the hockey team, not the country)

Prince Andrew’s arrest

Nature is healing

Always Sunny - “Who Pooped The Bed”

Walked out of this feeling like I got scammed

This is the most heartbreaking thing I have ever read. There isn’t a hell hot enough for the fucks in this admin

New Action Cookbook Newsletter! Surprise! There's a new voice in your group chat this morning, and before you ask: no, you cannot turn it off. (Free post, but you should subscribe after reading it, IMO) www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Need this over the Ether beat

This is sort of true in that libertarians WERE saying “Donald Trump is a racist pedophile,” they just meant it as an endorsement

"Every dollar spent settling lawsuits for [KCPD officer] Blayne Newton’s violence is a dollar stolen from mental health services, from housing, from education, from the material conditions that actually produce safety. @kcdefender.bsky.social kansascitydefender.com/justice/kcpd...

The degree to which they peddle this bullshit, still, while 100% understanding how it works and why it unfolds the way it does…it’s unconscionable. Lying, in its purest form.

All the vehicles in the last decade repping that goofy yellow snake flag, where the fuck are they now? This is supposed to be what they were all about

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

BREAKING: Kansas City is one of seven "mega centers" in ICE's planned nationwide concentration camp network. A local real estate company, Platform Ventures, sold out Kansas City by selling a taxpayer-subsidized warehouse to make it happen. Federal agents are already terrorizing KC residents. 🧵

They had to turn the plane around because the two-pound rawhide chew they gave Trump was supposed to last the whole trip but he ate it.

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Español Bronson

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

How much money would it take to get Charles Barkley to record himself rapping the 2 Chainz verse on “Mercy”? I think this would heal a lot of things in the world

Every billionaire could do this and not even notice that amount is missing. The fact that they don’t should be seen as the kind of moral failure that gets thrown in their face daily and aggressively until they are scared to be seen in public

She looks like she installed remote control eyebrows and someone is sitting on the clicker

maybe i am going insane

I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough. There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.

It's exploding whale of Florence, Oregon day! Everybody shout hooray! youtu.be/V6CLumsir34

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

When do you think was the last time this fucking traitor had a real conversation with someone who relied on SNAP, or was buried under medical debt, or lived paycheck-to-paycheck? Months? Years? He represents no one except those who have bought him

Pizza Hut selling pigeon wings, yeah buddy that’s a recession indicator

Evil people, evil system. Abolish it all

That anonymous source with the modulated voice sure speaks with a cadence very similar to Nick Wright, who is a former show guest and huge into poker

Per ESPN, the Giants trust a man named Dr. Rodeo to determine if their QB scrambled his brain. Is this the worst/funniest combo of name and situation for a doctor? Having a baby delivered by Dr. Fumble? Going to a Dr. Pepper to treat kidney stones? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

“No more money for cancer research, Bobby wants it all redirected towards collecting and studying teen jizz”

Read through the screenshots then clicked the article link to see what else was in this insane Mike Pence profile. Legitimately shocked to find it was not about him

If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you. They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.

If you thought the grocery situation was bad already, those fuckers at Aldi sold me a hollow onion today

Congrats to everyone who helped elect President Wiggum

At a little brewery taproom, Sweet Caroline just started over the speakers and the lady who brought her dog in a stroller is doing everything she can to keep her excitement under control but she looks like a video game character powering up…bout to hear some bum bum bums

“Meta has used back-to-school pictures of schoolgirls to advertise one of its social media platforms to a 37-year-old man, in a move parents described as “outrageous” and “upsetting.” Meta has 100% stopped even *pretending* not to be astoundingly evil. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Unholy color for food. Only Play Doh and wet paint should exist in that shade of green

Got served this ad on the other side. Someone paid money to make this important message could reach the masses

The “pro-life” party

Do you think people like this have developed a true fondness for the taste of lead paint, or do they just slurp it down daily as like a pica thing?

Hell of a show

This collection is called “being a royals fan in the 00s”

Whenever it finally happens, they should turn his gravesite into a public toilet. 4 stalls, $100/minute, we’d have a waitlist 3 years long. That’s an easy $200 mil per year before factoring in the souvenir shop

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.