Called it three years ago. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...

I love that the answer to, "Which came first: the Chicken Salad Sandwich or the Egg Salad Sandwich?" is knowable, but it's also actually pretty close.

Guac, guac! (Guacamole High School) Guac, guac! (Guacamole High School) Guac, guac, guac, guac Guacamole High School, yeah!

Just a quick reminder that at the culmination of the '70s oil crisis, the price of a barrel of oil was only $39.50 in 1980-dollars; that's about $155/bbl today. So, you know, maybe it is a good time to start firing the money gun at electrification.

Local pond beavers are out and about.

We hired the guy that retired from MBTA instead of showing up to a board meeting to address a damning federal safety report, and is surrounded by tales of what a nightmare he was to unionized employees at TTC. I'm sure that's worth more than half a million dollars a year.

I'm pretty sure that isn't a "Very Good Plus," Discogs seller

Just realizing that I'm using open browser tabs as my master to-do list, but I have to guess at what I'm supposed to do by inspecting the pages I left running.

I'm gonna try to get this on a shirt for @blingdomepiece.bsky.social

metatron sounds less like the name of an angel and more like the name of a transformer that transforms into another transformer

If I grant you this -- that AI is entitled to 1st Amendment protection -- will you grant me that AI is entitled to 13th Amendment protection as well?

Week 1: “We won” Week 2: “We’re winning” Week 3: “Send help” x.com/DeeOneAyekoo...

NBC needs to do better: they only asked the four LIVING former presidents if Trump was speaking with them.

I know just the crew for this job.

Why was Mariachi-cosplay Kevin O'Leary at the Oscars? Was he accepting an award for his performance in, "My Wife was Driving the Boat, I Swear"?

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

American Exceptionalism.

The supposed explosion of the federal public service looks less explosive if you put it in per capita numbers and draw a line graph back to the mid-80s.

Alberta's back, baby! Now, quickly get all those eggs back into the one basket. They'll never have to think about diversifying ever again.

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

“The workers in Kenya say that it feels uncomfortable to go to work. They tell us about deeply private video clips, which appear to come straight out of Western homes, from people who use the glasses in their everyday lives. Several describe video material showing bathroom visits, sex…”

Must have been many incidents to take a public, dehumanizing stance against people who need help and shelter. "While OSTA said no particular incident spurred this decision, it noted an increase in safety concerns expressed by parents, school administrators and the wider community." Not students?

the washington state department of licensing’s phone menu is available in 10 languages and it turns out the 9 that aren’t english were just english with an accent of the language you picked. so press 2 for spanish and it was just english with an accent

it's cool how we are only funding longstanding festivals that already have their finances sorted out, plus escapade which is a borderline scam.

Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat

Have the police considered the stupid fucking height of the vehicle in question

Same, here. My oldest daugher, too. I HATE

Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon

I feel like getting the dudes who demand government issued girlfriends out of the gene pool might be one of those problems that solves itself

Good evening all; I hope you're having a great start to your week. Anyway, here's how my weird-ass cat poops, apparently.

The Sausage Redemption

Things are rough. Has the UN offered to send peacekeeping forces yet?

Vancouver-based Hootsuite is catering to an organization that disappears children and shot a woman dead in her car.

Just remembered this exists and had to listen to it and then had to share it.

I had no idea they had that kind of technology

Dear Mr. Trump, Attached is a letter that we received on January 18, 2026. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, Jonas Gahr Støre Prime Minister *(with apologies to James N. Bailey, General Counsel for Cleveland Stadium Corp.)

Minnesotans are known for throwing a potluck; Philadelphians are known for throwing batteries. Govern yourself accordingly.

When I was young, I had a naive and ill-informed view of what journalists were: stenographers and voyeurs; hangers-on and star-fuckers. As I grew up, I learned how important pro journalists are in a functional, progressive society. Weiss' CBS News is doing everything it can to change my mind back.

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

This is probably the most peculiar video I've ever found produced by NATO. It's sorta an abstract artistic video describing the dangers of espionage to alliance security.

Deadbert

Good morning @ncc-ccn.gc.ca Thanks for all the wonderful work you do and apologies that @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social keeps trying to claim it as his own

If there's a cat or dog that appears in a Zoom call that's instantly the top agenda item for the meeting.

Microsoft's CEO Nadella is right that AI is like a multiplier for your mind—it's just that the multiplier is 0.7

“you won’t get away with this”

47-year-old-man-put-on-a-sweater-without-wincing challenge.