If I were Watson I would do this funny bit where I fart and pretend Sherlock Holmes did it and make him explain how he knows it was me like what he saw me eating and then id be like ewwww you’re getting all that from my farts you freak! fart detective over here and the inspector would high five me

Have the police considered the stupid fucking height of the vehicle in question

Same, here. My oldest daugher, too. I HATE

Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon

I feel like getting the dudes who demand government issued girlfriends out of the gene pool might be one of those problems that solves itself

Good evening all; I hope you're having a great start to your week. Anyway, here's how my weird-ass cat poops, apparently.

The Sausage Redemption

Things are rough. Has the UN offered to send peacekeeping forces yet?

Vancouver-based Hootsuite is catering to an organization that disappears children and shot a woman dead in her car.

Just remembered this exists and had to listen to it and then had to share it.

I had no idea they had that kind of technology

"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff

Dear Mr. Trump, Attached is a letter that we received on January 18, 2026. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, Jonas Gahr Støre Prime Minister *(with apologies to James N. Bailey, General Counsel for Cleveland Stadium Corp.)

Minnesotans are known for throwing a potluck; Philadelphians are known for throwing batteries. Govern yourself accordingly.

When I was young, I had a naive and ill-informed view of what journalists were: stenographers and voyeurs; hangers-on and star-fuckers. As I grew up, I learned how important pro journalists are in a functional, progressive society. Weiss' CBS News is doing everything it can to change my mind back.

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

This is probably the most peculiar video I've ever found produced by NATO. It's sorta an abstract artistic video describing the dangers of espionage to alliance security.

Deadbert

Good morning @ncc-ccn.gc.ca Thanks for all the wonderful work you do and apologies that @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social keeps trying to claim it as his own

If there's a cat or dog that appears in a Zoom call that's instantly the top agenda item for the meeting.

Microsoft's CEO Nadella is right that AI is like a multiplier for your mind—it's just that the multiplier is 0.7

“you won’t get away with this”

47-year-old-man-put-on-a-sweater-without-wincing challenge.

Patriot Games was okay, but I'm really hoping for Debt of Honor.

The Cook, the Grinch, His Wife & Her Lover

Grinch Does Dallas

Grinch's Choice

Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does

Holy shit, someone is actually aware of this.

This, but it's Ottawa, and it just snowed.

Spin the wheel! Trump picks a stupid fight with... ...the deaf and hard of hearing.

Tech bros don’t actually understand the sci-fi they claim to love. Thank you Al Jazeera English for having me on.

Having watched it, I assume they're still barely sleeping.

Who has made this 🤣

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

The mayor clearly knows something I don't: it's cheaper to keep buying bandaids forever instead of addressing the root cause of your problems.

It definitely shows the power of collective purchasing power. Do you think the average American citizen could have Venezualan fishermen atomized from the comfort of their own home for only $3000 a year? What a bargain.

An acute example of Cdn establishment hollowness. When asked why no Palestinian voices in a debate *about* Palestinians, Griffith said they're pvt & somebody else should do it. Yet he struts & clucks on stage that Munk is fearless in its free speech & open dialogue. Such dilettante wankery.

I appreciate that the majority of the comments on this immediately went to, "the American President is notorious for not paying people; the architect probably quit because they haven't been paid."

Current facial recognition technology & artificial intelligence tools can't tell most racialized people apart. The error rates, at 35-45%, are highest for Black women in some studies. Black women who are already over policed, at risk of violence, and underserved, will now be falsely arrested, too.🤬

I've had to put up with "...WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL" my whole life, and they can just do what they want?

*chuckle* *sigh* *repost*

The fix was in from the beginning. You don't have construction timelines this tight to your decision point of you didn't know it was a sure thing.

Don't Shit Where You Eat, Charlie Brown

If possible, I would like somebody with some power down there to please remember that this holds as much legal weight as the CEO of Arby's directing all 50 U.S. states to remember who has The Meats.

'Tis the Season for Respiratory Diseasin'

This feels right up @artofcoop.bsky.social 's alley.

Same, man. Same.