Theo Von was taping a Netflix special tonight and apparently just absolutely bombed.

Well don't I feel stupid

I can't believe Laura Loomer is only 32.

If we were to find out tomorrow that there is a tariff shelf — an actual, extant, physical shelf where Trump insists all collected duties be brought to the White House in cash for display — would anyone actually be surprised anymore?

All right, if this doesn't cheer me up, nothing will.

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over

Men used to wear suits all the time. We used to dress up to get on an airplane. Etc.

It is so damn obvious the trans sports issue is a drummed up nonsense moral panic masquerading as “common sense” - but if you look deeper for two seconds you see how the whole point of sex segregated sports is to defund women athletics & to build and propagandize the western idea of women as weak.

In conclusion

Absolutely no respect for dudes who collect lots of little Funko style toys. As a grown man you should get one toy every 2 years, it should cost at least $4800, and be grounds for divorce

I’m sure a lot of us watched Conan growing up and that show was surreal and weird and writer driven and on network tv, and now it’s just Jimmy Fallon asking Ariana Grande if she could sing Get Lucky like Christina Aguilera, like what the fuck are we doing here

God its so disingenuous to pretend that all CK did was “have horrible opinions”. The man co-founded an organization that’s sole function was to fight tooth and nail to indoctrinate children at school into violent white nationalism. He wasn’t even just a pundit. He was ceo of the baby Nazi factory.

We talk a lot about Bob the Builder, but not nearly enough about Enrique the Destroyer.

Age verification? I was in high school when it was a van.

Age verification? My ICQ number was under 700,000.

Every Apple event

I have questions about the "Canadian" orange juice.

Slightly diminish a book: TON CLANCY'S RAINBOW FIVE

Slightly diminish a book: David Blaine

🎵 Take a ride in my Coupe, I'm gonna make soup! 🎶

Your Mom's back in the news again.

Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”

So, how far away do you think we are from some AI-using law firm earnestly citing Ghostbusters LLC v. US EPA in an actual filing?

This is the urbanism I approve of

Uncle Tom Clancy's Cabin

This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

I’m obviously not a fan of Ottawa’s 2026 budget direction. I just wish we had the honesty to tell people what this budget will really mean. Transit will get worse, traffic will take longer, life will get more unaffordable for those who can least afford it. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Praying Mantis! At Canadian Tire!

Who Said It: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. or The Simpsons’ Dr. Nick? newrepublic.com/article/1985... via @newrepublic.com

blocked another rando lib for dropping AI art in my feed

Same-same.

By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit

Breyer: You're saying there's no civil remedy period. And at least there's an argument to be made that there is immunity under the Supreme Court's decision. So that's it too bad? So sad it's over? And that's the end of the case, even though it's a violation, allegedly, of the Posse Comitatus Act?

Secundus

This is Cuomo's new $2.5M opinion. I wonder where it came from. www.politico.com/news/2025/06...

I am starting to believe that the AI craze actually has, for once, created a genuinely useful way to test someone's intelligence: are they unquestionably on board with using corporate AI tools for everything, or are they going "whoa, hey, wait a second"?

This is important so governments can’t use the notwithstanding clause to avoid a finding of Charter right infringement. They can infringe but aren’t shielded from judicial review. “In a 4-1 ruling from the appeal court it was decided UR Pride’s litigation may continue at the Court of King’s Bench.”

I want to remind everyone mad at teachers for using GenAI that shit rolls downhill. They're not using it because they want to, they're using it because they're being sent to mandatory seminars put on by the Board which bought and paid for GenAI products, because the Ministry forces them to.

Are the cats making me dumb? I know their names (I, as it turns out, named them) but I call them Schmoops and Chubbers. What's happening to me?

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

Whose idea was, "favela, but ugly"?

I didn't see anything about firing the White House carpenter, so I suspect they're just a heavy drinker now.

Well, this one was oddly prescient.