A sure sign of spring: we’re back to using the War Memorial as a parking area. A decade later, we still don’t have a more elegant way of protecting the troops who protect the memorial.

Oh boy. ottawacitizen.com/news/oc-tran...

It's incredible people thought that Trump could TACO his way out of this mess, like Iran would be chill and "gg lol" rather than deepen the existing generational enmity towards US that's been bubbling away for 50+ years.

Carney's cutting science spending, including the development of a Canadian-made lunar rover module. Wonder if he mentioned that on the call.

When Carney hits majority on the next defection for CPC the carillon in the Peace Tower will play Johnny Cash's 'One Piece at a Time' at noon. ps. Political expediency aside, Gladu is a terrible addition to the Liberal party - how to you square with this? sarnianewstoday.ca/sarnia/news/...

Another two weeks to manipulate the markets.

The Cuban Missile Crisis. But make it stupid. And we’re the bad guys.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Grampa’s not going to get any better at driving in the next two weeks. Time to take the keys away.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE EARTHSET PHOTO FROM ARTEMIS II. IM SPEECHLESS.

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.

I don't know much, but I do know that some well-connected people are going to make a lot of money from insider information on the stock market and prediction markets in the next 24 hours.

Artemis II might be able to stream back some great footage of the world ending.

I've got a book launch that goes until 730PM tonight. Question is do we scoot home to watch the end of the world or should we find a bar showing it on tv? Bars usually don't like to show the end of world so it can be tricky.

Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.

I wonder how long it will take for Carney to release a statement urging both sides to not destroy any civilizations in Iran.

mmmuffins was awesome and sorely missed (their butterscotch pecan muffin was incredible), but they don't get the credit they should for outstanding branding and store design. This is tight.

Constitutional lawyer here. I don't think it would violate the Constitution for the VP/Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment, but the intended constitutional remedy for this behavior is impeachment & removal. The fact that that remedy is politically impossible is a scandal and a crisis.

The Pitt…but it’s the overnight shift at a Waffle House.

What can you say about that post? Other than that the President is threatening war crimes and sounds absolutely unhinged?

I just wish that Facebook Marketplace people realized their total bullshit is not worth it for a free item.

You know whose fault it actually is that bluesky is dying? the reply guys, who consistently let down power users with substandard riffs and slightly off-topic GIFs

This Mad Max prequel is wild.

Saw an article that Massive Attack’s Blue Lines is 35 today.

Lot of recalled products down there.

Took advantage of a break in the rain to swap winter tires, thereby cursing us to at least 2 more snow dumps.

So the Attorney General just got fired by an adjudicated rapist with 34 felony convictions for not covering up crimes well enough. Would that be about it?

Red Lobster: Fuck It, We Ball

He was in St. John's. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Easter long weekend is peak Ottawa weather.

Victor Glover is not only on track to become the first person of color to ever leave low Earth orbit, he is also currently *piloting* #ArtemisII

From the WaPo's live coverage of the Supreme Court's hearing on birthright citizenship. "The presidential motorcade returned to the White House, passing tourists who offered a range of gestures".

Old man yells at cloud.

It's like watching an 80 year old man give a 4th grade book report.

I managed to miss any April Fool’s joke press release bullshit today and thank fucking god.

*Bill Hader as Stefon* SPICY

That’s one hell of a cover…..

Me too, mug, me too.

As I sit on Line 2 I think we are *so* close to having a functional transit system if we just invested a little bit more. All the pieces are there just poorly connected and lacking commitment. We just need leadership that actually cares about making the city work better.

Thunder? Sure, why not. Then we'll get another 20cm of snow, maybe some freezing rain. *sigh*

What if there was a trans day of invisibility, that would be sick. I’d probably sneak into a movie, the movies are too expensive now.

I got annoyed with trying to remember garbage schedule…so I made a thing. Just pop in the city’s collection calendar and it keeps track of next two garbage days automagically.

TPMS is the dumbest thing in vehicles. As I need to get new summer tires I figured I’d just skip the modules except Toyota makes it incredibly annoying if you don’t have them (the car beeps for 30 seconds every time you start it plus flashing light on dash is no bueno.)

Russia and Iran are cooperating more than the US is willing to admit publicly: "the war in Ukraine, the largest land war in Europe since World War II, is intertwined with the war in Iran due to the cooperation between Russia and Iran."

Good morning Ottawa. Bonjour Ottawa.

They spelled "shitting president" wrong.

On Roblox, extremists are turning play into propaganda. The “Blueshirts,” modeled on Patriot Front, stage virtual protests, harass players, and use Discord to coordinate hate campaigns targeting children. Read more:

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended