OMG

France’s Foreign Ministry owns Elon Musk in this response:

Hi Kitchissippi - a quick reminder from my weekend newsletter that I have pop-up office hours tomorrow from 9-12 at the new Bread By Us space at 128 Smirle. Pop-ups are an opportunity to come by any time during those hours to chat with me one-on-one about whatever is on your mind.

Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.

The Peter Thiel connections to Epstein, Ehud Barak, Palantir and...of course....JD Vance should get more scrutiny. Thiel created Vance and essentially hand delivered him to the White House. Thiel is a white nationalist billionaire, part of the "Pay Pal" mafia. Buddy David Sacks is Trump's AI Czar

Alberta’s Separatist Movement Is a National Security Threat Meetings with Trump officials cast new scrutiny on the province’s bid for sovereignty thewalrus.ca/albertas-sep...

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Okay, campers, rise 'n' shine, and don't forget your booties because it's cooooooold out there today!

Signs that things are going great: “Canada’s former top soldier says this country should keep its options open on the question of acquiring nuclear weapons” www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties because it's coooold out there today!

Okay, campers, rise ‘n shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today!

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties because it's cooooooold out there today!

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties because it's coooooold out there today!

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties because it's cooooold out there today!

Feb 1st - Todd Ingram ate gelato, despite being vegan. 📽️📅 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

The next Liberal leader needs a really long name to challenge the truck flag makers. ‘Fuck Ozymandias-Finklefitzwintersonwaldersteinton’

remember when he did that dogshit xmen movie

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

Idea: messaging app that uses your license plate as your user ID.

$1000/month…for 84 months. Not to mention all the interest-only HELOCs and negative equity financing we can't see in this financial iceberg.

Dept. of Justice over here like pornhub

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

They should sell garlic bread right at the cash register in the grocery store. Because goddamnit, I would buy a loaf of garlic bread every fucking time.

I read in the Centretown Buzz a while back that Centretown won't be getting a small library branch to replace the Main branch once Adisoke opens because Ottawa Public Library policy is that branches must be at least 3km apart. So a was a bit shocked when I read David Hill's newsletter just now...

GREAT DAY TO NOT POUND

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

Bank is playing Garbage’s ‘I’m Only Happy When It Rains’ which seems accurate for today’s market.

Hearing a second journalist was taken into custody, not just Don Lemon. Independent journalist Georgia Fort was also arrested. Two Black journalists arrested.

FAO @jessrawk.bsky.social

Carney is a top, as we suspected

Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”

“There's an old-fashioned word for that. And that word is treason."

Fine…I'm already dead inside anyway.

Today, we remember the six people killed in the Islamophobic attack at the Québec City Mosque; Ibrahima Barry, Mamadou Tanou Barry, Khaled Belkacemi, Abdelkrim Hassane, Azzedine Soufiane, and Aboubaker Thabti. We honour their lives. 1/5

Seeking American help for Alberta’s independence is ‘treason,’ says B.C. Premier David Eby

I genuinely feel bad for historians in the future who have to sift through the massive spew of 'data' that is created and try to make sense of things between the shitposts, memes, furry porn, and infinite AI slop.

I don’t want a refund. I simply want to get to work. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...

All my friends and I are unemployed yet I have to read the phrase “David Brooks video podcast.” We truly live in hell.

Yikes

Narrator: they did not defund and abolish ice.

We should report on every single traffic collision with the same fervor and maybe people will start to understand the carnage caused by car-centric transit.

In theater. So they think they’re at war.

It is almost like cutting down/calming car trafic is more efficient solution then self-driving cars

If they don't want whistles let's bring back vuvuzelas

I think that Toronto streetcars should be permitted to ram parked cars that are blocking the tracks. In fact, I they should have devices affixed to the front to better facilitate this.

Amazing month for transit in Ottawa. Great jorb, Mork. www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/com...

Ahhhh, CGA palette 1, the colour grading of my childhood.