movies have given us so much technical information about water

Monstrous. "federal agents detained nearly every resident of the 130-unit building—including children and babies—placing them in zip ties and separating them by race into vans for more than two hours early Tuesday morning."

9) People are, all things considered, pretty good. I see twenty thousand people a day, and maybe two of them are assholes. Even on a stressful day, even in an unfamiliar environment, even hungry and tired and on a timer. That's a *much* better ratio than folks realize.

I miss Commander, the White House dog who hated cops, but I’m glad they named the Washington football team after him.

Trevor Lawrence with a late pick

he’s moving like your cursor when you’re trying to use a computer mouse on a glass table

Himbiscus ice tea

That’s not what he said. He said the money for Essential Air Service routes will run out but that has absolutely nothing to do with ATC. What will happen is after that first paycheck is missed, and this applies to ALL federal workers, the mental toll of financial uncertainty becomes a huge problem.

Cut on my foot got me walking like Col Lockjaw

THEY’RE JUICING THE KICKER BALLS

German announcers just did a great reenactment of the late hit penalty in the eagles game

Ross Chastain just straight up forgetting to turn left during a NASCAR race is honestly relatable

I call him St. Louis Arch because he's a future UFL Battlehawk

Maryland's star players so far are Malik Washington and Jalen Huskey in today's game against the Washington Huskies

Didn't college GameDay use to end at noon

You should hear this audio

I'm damn near barbequing

"Waffeln!" - German Gus Johnson

Can't believe they named a mall after this guy

Surreal moment for America. Needless to say, if the normal police ever pulled something like this — pulling every single person out of an apartment building and handcuffing them to run warrant checks — they would be sued into oblivion. Yet ICE is going to get away with it entirely.

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

the K ball process 1999-2024 only allowed teams 2:15 to work up the K balls pregame w/only a wet towel, brush tacky sponge. Now, teams get the week to prepare them. One coach told me ahead of this vote in March that the condition of the K ball is so important it determines FG range

Somebody wake up the guy from red hot chili peppers

Folks I haven't seen an alcoholic assembling Commanders in Washington like this since Scot McCloughan

Gruß an Shaboozey man

It be your own ppl SMFH

"Tag und nacht" - German Kid Cudi

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Folks I haven't seen an alcoholic assembling Commanders in Washington like this since Scot McCloughan

Just seen Hyattsville described as "just 6.5 miles from the White House"

How we doing folks

can’t think of a better way to get your own die hard fans to revolt against you. if you know any CFL fans at all, they like how different is from the American game. If they go through with this, mark my words, the CFL is out of business by 2030.

I'm bringing back the sports mini crossword, if you're into that kind of thing!

gm

Stipulating that 100% of this is violence, the physical violence is really frightening. There is no world in which ramming a car, breaking a window and assaulting the driver is necessary. Even if the subject was suspected of a crime, which this guy wasn't. There must be trials when this is all over

had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads

Is Greg Schiano evolving into Richard Kind

I couldn't believe the Fox sideline reporter kept mispronouncing Kirk Ferentz's name, so I looked up her Wikipedia page and uhhhh. Um, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jen_Hale

I just Googled Breezewood PA for the hell of it, and that Taco Bell is now called Sultan Kabob Restaurant Breakfast Shop. If that's not a perfect encapsulation of the promise of this country, I don't know what is. maps.app.goo.gl/bLTm5s4yJ4Y7...

A local talk show host is in hot water this evening,

Had a dream that something good happened 👍

okay at MINIMUM it is insane to not have a better backup excuse in your pocket than “I think the Wi-Fi might be messed up” because y’all know BETTER THAN ANYONE this shit doesn’t work!!

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

I’m sorry, “Didn’t participate in a moment of silence”? What in the authoritarian state is happening.

this is legit scary but it’s also the product of a paper thin administration that’s going to collapse under its own vanity

i try to be careful with this stuff because this is two people and you don't want to give anyone the impression that this is on its way but we should be absolutely clear that these two people are calling for crimes against humanity, and that's how they should be treated for the rest of their lives

I'm sorry. We rebooted it in 2006 and it's perfect.