I can’t believe how much of my life I’ve had to spend reminding myself that Trump is president.

Giving up coffee a while ago and never liking Starbucks to begin with really doesn’t make me the ally to striking workers that I wish it did.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

band of brothers is wild imagine the american government paying you to kill nazis

So weird that the album of the year is Carly Rae Jepsen’s E•MO•TION (10th Anniversary Edition) when it’s been E•MO•TION for the previous 9 years.

Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day

the shit sandwich but both slices of bread are also shit

Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

"BUT BILL CLINTON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" okay man arrest him too

I think churches with revenue of more than $1,000,000 a year should pay a 10% tax, and churches with more than $5,000,000 in annual revenue should pay a 20% tax. You can think I’m wrong about that, but I’m not.

Thank fucking god in this case normies have much better sense then Bluesky groupthink.

If i were the president of the united states i simply wouldn't have spent 50-60 years of my life raping and molesting a wide variety of innocent victims including children and then run for office promising to expose pedophiles and then call it a hoax once elected

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

Every time one of these new, more egregious Epstein/Trump connections drops we get a little closer to finding out that Trump is just Epstein in a clown suit.

Why did you get into this line of work when you’re so terribly bad at it? Are you humorless goons in your daily life? Did you get into fights with other children telling them that you are not in fact an “alligator” and they can only “see you later” after 72 hours of friend suspension?

[me looking at photos of bike for sale and screaming in pain] SHOW DRIVE SIDE!!!

“Fuck me!”

Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar: "So I'm putting a team together..." Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.

weird how trans people saw this coming, and yet they were consistently scolded by cis people who called *themselves* allies (right before doing a little transphobia as a treat)

And specifically in country. Remember Lil Nas X made his first single a country song *specifically* because it's currently the easiest chart to get on.

Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)

Sounds like DoorDash needs help with a merger or exploiting their workers, right?

Good advice! Here’s a great thing you can do as a programmer: refuse to build something that you know is inaccessible.

8 years after @bmorecitydot.bsky.social created their own legally mandated resurfacing standards, they're still breaking them. Fire the TEC division staff who ignore the law. Generate projects out of Planning division. Require signed compliance forms before asphalt touches the ground.

If you feel the need to have Bondinuity, just pan across the blasted landscape, then suddenly he digs himself out from the dirt, dusts himself off, and says "I bet this never happened to the other fella."

The Wash Post Editorial Board published one of the most reckless pieces of “journalism” I’ve ever seen, attacking NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani. The article is replete with disinfo, half truths, & anti-Black racism. I dismantle each of their claims—with receipts www.qasimrashid.com/p/rebuttal-t...

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

I once saw LeVar Burton call someone out on Twitter. That's the final boss of embarrassment. I would just die if the man who essentially taught me how to read said something negative about me.

Until and unless these damages come out of police pay, union dues, facilities upkeep (sorry no A/C this summer, you killed too many grandmas), until their actual ability to terrorize communities is hindered, these rulings do little. What library programs will be cut to pay this $3M?

Wake up babe, new “hit da bricks” just dropped:

"Oh no. James Bond died. How can we write a new film that makes sense?? Anyway, here is Bond's Girlfriend: Denise Tits."

Chocobos.

another data point for "you are 12"

more information in her caption

Am I reading this right? My understanding is, “if people can’t use AI to plan crimes and suicide, much of the value in helping people plan crimes and suicide will be lost.”

Primary every Democrat.

What’s it like being an idiot, a coward, and a fool all at once, Chuck? You sold us out for NOTHING.

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

is it good when the dems in the house of representatives start calling for the senate to be abolished

Trump sure does look unpopular. Welp, time to cave to each of his insane demands

Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.

The Battle of Fredericksburg is lasagne if you redefine what enough words mean. I am very intelligent.

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

The house next door is up for sale again, and I wish there were a way to let every interested buyer know that they were definitely going to set up a Medicaid scam there, so feel free to lowball them, but I can’t work out the logistics.

I’m at the point where I just mutter “champing” quietly to myself and hope the person who said “chomping” doesn’t even notice.

Someone was just doored and killed in NYC again. It's time to fix these lanes for good

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

I’ve listened to Rumours a few times, like the singles just fine, but as somebody who came up on 80s New Wave, Punk and Pop, Fleetwood Mac just sounds like pretty good Boomer music. I’m not the audience, but whatever. The love that young people have for them is puzzling, TBH. See also: Yacht Rock.

When Zappa met Kirby