Since tomorrow is the day the Society of St Pius X has announced they will consecrate four bishops without Papal approval, a reminder for everyone who is rubbernecking the "big boat stuck" of the ex-Catholic world(*): they are excommunicated the instant they perform the action, no ruling required.

Uber Eats: “This isn’t what I ordered!”™

the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol

You want to do what with your sons

Love to hear somebody say "champing at the bit" on a podcast. ☺️

when people talk about how terrible it is to "cover" farmland or to use it for solar farms instead of growing crops, they want you to think it's solar power instead of food when in reality it's this

Honestly, I wish the conversation around whether Buttigieg is Queer Enough revolved around stuff like him throwing trans women to the wolves in re: sports bans, not stuff like him once admitting in an interview that he used to wish he was straight before he self-accepted: www.them.us/story/pete-b...

Of course trans women are women. You relentlessly sexualize us but act outraged if we dare to find ourselves sexy. You make choices about our healthcare without letting us speak. You constantly use the threat of rape and physical violence against us.

By his logic, the people who need to be watched most closely are those that can do the most harm. Constant surveillance for the rich seems fine to me?

Starting to think that if the driver of a car hits a cyclist, that car should be sold to pay for a new bike.

Describing driving as "the most violent mode of private transportation" rules.

Global Cycling Network has made a film about how the law treats road violence. What assumptions underpin criminal law and punishment? Does law’s focus on the driver obscure the structural reasons why roads are unsafe? How can we radically reduce road harm?: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHRf...

I was so worried it was the good Fergie, but it’s the one who didn’t sing London Bridge.

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

I’m slowly wearing my favorite hat to death, partly because it’s the only hat that really fits me. If anyone at the game can help me get a replacement, I’d appreciate it!

"A Little Respect" has a fun music video, but Run to the Sun is, I believe, Jason Statham's finest work.

Is there a way to turn off marketing notifications from Venmo? I use the app like 5 times a year, and never really know when I'll need it, but getting blank notifications that are for credit card offers and Pizza Hut promotions is making me want to uninstall it until the next time I need it.

Proud to stand with the @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social and @comixaction.com against "A.i." in schools. I said that "A.i." in education is a form of child abuse. Shame on anyone that tells a kid that they are less than by suggesting they generate slop instead of writing and drawing on their own.

Make a list of the Dems who want Mamdani to come grovel and title it 2028 Primary Targets

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

The way I reacted to the lady telling me vote for Mark Conway and hand me a flyer, you would have thought she was telling me to murder a cat while handing me a knife.

Confirmed: Carly is working with C+C Music Factory.

We. Are. So. Back.

So Baltimore who is going to see le bonheur at the Charles revival series tonight? All the cool kids I assume.

Friends, Carly Rae Jepsen announced her new album, the Discord totally called the theme and timing, but I am on the horns of a dilemma trying to figure out what to preorder. 😭

Some the books I see at work.

Yeah one of the things I just haven’t been able to see since it was pointed out to me is how “listen to the lived experience of marginalized people” and “don’t scapegoat marginalized people” and “respect everyone’s religion, especially if it’s a minority standpoint” just don’t apply to Jews

pete hegseth is engaged in open racial discrimination against black officers. the clear message is that there is no place for black or women leadership in his military

If you haven't picked up FIZZLE before you need to rectify that.

‘Reflections’ Mark Rothko ( Latvia ) 1903

Do you ever think about how cats are perfect angels who've never done anything wrong and deserve everything in the whole world and there's no evidence at all that toxoplasmosis affects human behavior

Hey, remember when John Byrne compared trans people to pedophiles and called us mentally-ill? 'Cause I fuckin' do.

Watching comics fans argue about the correct reasons to hate transphobic bigot John Byrne is the most narcissism of small differences I’ve seen in years. Can’t we all just drag his lousy ass?

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Okay, yeah, I’m gonna do this. Zine of trans and/or BIPOC creators’ takes on X-Men. Proper call for participants sometime in the next few weeks, but if you’re interested, few free to HMU sooner.

can't argue with this.

the "NO FUN OR FRIVOLITY WHATSOEVER" regulations in some parts of baltimore are so insane

First day out on my new Canyon bike. The 360° sensor array hums as the on-bike AI analyzes every inch of pavement. The AR helmet feels like an extension of my senses. $45k well spent, I think to myself. I roll out of the driveway. A drunk driver doing 90 down my street instantly turns me into Ragù

Great, now I’m wondering about Master Pandemonium’s junk. Again.

The administration: - hired trump's pool contractor - signed off on a tacky pool liner - caused an algae bloom - poured hydrogen peroxide on it - dissolved the cheap pool liner with hydrogen peroxide Honestly the reflecting pool is adequately reflecting the state of America.

Will there be data centres in space? Turns out all we need is a little imagination, to completely rewrite the laws of physics, hope radiation isn't real, reduce the cost of getting things into orbit by an order of magnitude, and to accept they won't last long up there.

Episode 53: The Body Keeps The Score In 2014, a Dutch researcher revolutionized our understanding of trauma with insights like "don't talk about it" and "get a massage."

Such good news. Human beings are capable of magical and wonderful things. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fun fact: in Iran they pronounce it “strait of Hormoaz” and after our surrender, so do we.

Good god, Chotiner from the TOP. ROPE. with the dolchstosslegende at the end.

There's something beautifully poetic about a guy who trusted Trump to not betray him also trusting Isaac Chotiner to make him look good in an interview.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

It’s honestly a little weird that none of you ever bought me this shirt.