This x100. If I never hear "kitchen table issues" again it will be too soon. It's a trap set for Dems by shitty media that has made clear the only voters they feel are worth talking to those who still love Trump despite the cost of everything. Dem leadership needs to stop falling for it.

The financial corruption stays dialed up to 11 and will only get worse as the right scrambles to make up the loss of the Orban slush fund.

Lazy Sunday

Timeline cleanse, I Can’t Believe How Hard I Laughed At This version:

Caturday Big Butt View

I get that we have a septuagenarian problem in our government, but I do think we should require that people complete puberty before they can take office.

You absolutely can see the difference between lawyers who read *and understood* Crenshaw and those who... didn't.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Rapist joins the party of rapists.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Give me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

The Americas watching right-wingers lose everywhere else

To this I add: and you’re more than welcome to dunk on him and on us for him.

The US is once again a world leader. Everyone looks at us as the lesson in what not to do.

The Swalwell and Platner defenders need to go cry in their beers together and leave the rest of us alone.

In case it’s not obvious, this is a Holocaust-denying lie. And Bibi has been spreading it for at least a decade.

I want everyone responsible for making Artemis II happen and such a success to live a long and happy life filled with nice things. They gave us a lot of hope and pride at a time when there is some very awful and shameful shit happening.

We couldn't have done it without her.💐

Apollo 13 was such a great film people are talking about it as if it were the equivalent of watching the events live.

OMG ITS LIKE WATCHING THE WONKAVATOR

Wow, Raskin was paying close attention when the GOP looked to the Dems for permission to capture the news cycle for weeks over Benghazi. And her emails. And Hunter's laptop. And the caravan. And the granite countertops...

Trump killed 100 schoolgirls because he wanted to watch bombs explode on his iPad. He traded asylum seekers for a guy who butchered women with a machete. He pardoned pedos who tried to lynch Congress. He is himself a rapist. He posted that video because it's the only thing that gets his dick hard

The real welfare state is in how any dipshit can make a lucrative career out of gutter racism (and misogyny).

LOL, sure, play tough guy with il Pàpa. See how that works out for you.

Someone enjoyed his Easter ham.

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures.

This website is dying and it’s all because you people don’t appreciate me enough.

You know who I’d love to read about? The men who believe all men should be castrated.

Humans really like to ask the big questions NASA: For the first time in over 50 years, we're going to the M– Internet: WHAT KIND OF TOILET WILL THEY BE USING NASA: The ship will also be carrying several secondary paylo– Internet: WHAT HAPPENS IF THE TOILETS BROKEN

use the strategic and tactical part of your brain to figure it out. And that means Republicans will put a lot of poison pills and try to make you make "hard" votes but they are not hard votes at all. You just say "I voted against it because the GOP was singling out Americans to target for hate."

This thread has precisely the correct number of golden toilet references.

Trump supporters support Trump.

The way some people are just showing their whole ass now is no different than when Trump gave MAGA permission to go mask-off racist. No, you are no better, no matter what excuses you come up with to insist you’re doing antisemitism the right way.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Next role for Sean Penn has to be RFK, Jr., right?

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

Perfect way to spend an overcast day. 💃

Penguins and a leopard seal starring in a live action cartoon.

Based Brooklyn

Important 🧵

Much needed timeline cleanse. Staten Island bodega owner gives local kids with a 90+ grade average cash and a shopping spree in his store. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xUE4wo/

Well in fairness, Reconstruction just feels like another war to him.

NYPD working so hard to fight all the massive crime in NYC they have cops to spare to go break up a snowball fight organized by a bunch of teens. Now without making any connections whatsoever let's hear the latest braindead lament about how kids don't go outside and do kid things anymore.

Really wish more attention was on this part.

Just a reminder that exploiting the fear of home invasion has been the basis of some of the worst and most racist laws and policies all over the US.

Caturday treat. He goes crazy for corn on the cob.

So are there going to be a bunch of tariff-refund checks coming, or?...