imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Them: Imagine a world full of autistic people! Me: OK

The funniest thing about Charlie Kirk was that his entire shtick as a teenager was “watch this college dropout DESTROY these undergrads.” And he then went through the entirety of his 20s and into his 30s … still debating undergrads.

Please stop using OpenTorment!!! It's only open-core! TormentLibre is the fully FOSS alternative!

"Is that your daughter? Come here so I can see those IDs," an agent can be heard saying in the video. "Hey, I can give it through the door," a man is heard saying in response. "You can do it right here," the agent says, pointing to the ground in front of himself. on.nbcboston.com/3phHyWE

The main thing you need to know about the Rapture is that the GOP has to release the Epstein Files first.

BREAKING: SCOTUS rules 6-3 that laws are no longer laws.

The most important thing to be aware of about Tylenol is that the Republicans still haven’t released the Epstein Files.

Yeah, this can be Twitter replacement now.

And right on schedule, Russia denies their warplanes breached Estonia airspace. Waiting for Russia to acccuse Estonia in breaching the airspace of Russian warplanes .

One does not simply walk into the New Year.

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

I half think that even if a billionaire tax leads ultra-wealthy people to flee the country, it's probably still good on net. leaves them less able to buy the political system

I went to a Portland Thorns soccer game in downtown Portland last night. Packed stadium supporting Women's professional soccer. Following the game, people rode their bikes home at 10pm, walked, got on buses, and the train. No violence, harassment, riots, just people going home on a Saturday night.

A coherent internal narrative and sense of self? In THIS economy?

most concise description possible of a personality disorder

Again Bouie from the top rope

Look, this season was always going to be a cluster because of mitigating circumstances (sale, neglect of previous mgmt, roster turnover, Injuries, Agoos getting his bearings, etc) For all the good, it’s becoming more clear that Gale is not the answer. Biggest question this offseason. #baonpdx

Rob Gale doing his best Mr Beakers impression on the bench this evening… #baonpdx

“We’re failing our nation’s young men” is great example of what I think of as “meme phrases.” They catch on in the pundit class to capture some nebulous concept of the moment but if you really parse it there’s no actual meaning How? Who? Me? Schools? Burger King? Also … are we? Are we tho?

Cowards. Both of them

The Democratic Party needs your financial support now more than ever to stand outside your door while appealing to the man with the medieval poleax in a show of bipartisan cooperation. If you can donate today, the Democratic Party will commit to hounding you relentlessly by email for yet more money

fascism has one tool and it's a stick and they hit you with it and when you say stop they say no and hit you harder and when you look like you're gonna fight back, they hit you again and when you give in they keep hitting you until you're dead there's no middle ground with fascism

this is a work of art

Someone's zooming around the skies over Portland in F-15s.

“Trump Administration Violates the US Constitution to Bring Media to Heel” there @nytimes.com I fixed it for you

kinda wild that there were four years in power to safeguard against all of this happening and the threat was seen as defeated not imminent

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

Where are the rest of the Democrats in office or running for office, is what we should be asking

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

hey so this is insane

From NASA: Check out the view from up here! As the Curiosity rover continues to climb the flanks of Mt. Sharp, it has captured an extraordinarily clear panorama of Gale Crater's rim...and even the lands beyond. Details: photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA2...

Senate went nuclear and it barely made the news: apnews.com/article/sena...

I think it’s high time we take back the national narrative. For centuries Americans of all races, genders, religions, and abilities have worked to create a more perfect union, and we should shout from the rooftops that WE are America. Not these idiot white supremacist authoritarians.

The best NFL special teams commentator on YouTube thinks the new kickoff rules are unrecognizable as American football. Now that new rules are a year old, this isn’t just a hot take. youtu.be/TpLPOzvOp9E

This is fascist. It’s literally what fascists do.

GOP “freedom” is freedom TO oppress, which makes their takes on Kirk INTERNALLY CONSISTENT, even tho they look like double-standards to “from oppression” outsiders. They need to be free to insult, without repercussions. So calling Kirk a “free speech guy” ALIGNS w calls to fire his detractors.

How does this all square with all their years of insisting on the importance of free speech? That's very simple, they were lying

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

This is a popular self-perception that has not been borne out by historical examples.

This is why appeasement is a terrible idea. It never works.

I continue to be amazed at the absolute lack of courage

“I certainly won’t be gaslit into performatively pretending that Charlie Kirk was some sort of saint in death when he was actually just a truly awful person in life.” — W. Kamau Bell

A little ditty I wrote

Going once...

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Truth bomb‼️ This man should be the one speaking on college campuses… “They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.” Watch