I need some Silent x Necrobinder in my life

You should be allowed to punch and kick one (1) child who invades your personal space per Target shopping trip

this is a CAT checkpoint. show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

If you have conversations with AI on bluesky, you're a fucking loser. Sorry, I don't make the rules

It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"

We started Dispatch tonight and now it is all I want to do.

zoey + cinnamoroll pajamas ☁️🩵

I am currently addicted to Hunter x Hunter and Media Club Plus. 54 Episodes and counting...

LANDOOOOO NORRISSSSSS

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

(crying) you know what. fuck you

Best fortnite event yet

Not looking forward to starting work so early this week, but excited for Thanksgiving!

i’m not crying you’re crying xkcd: Fifteen Years

Listen up, Sonic is speaking!

ALL PLANES. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE BACK GRACEMARIA TODAY

I think this is my second ever concert? Sounds correct

For some reason I've been thinking about Journey and Brothers, lately. It might be time for some replaying through those two...

thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Woo!

You can play the demo for this game (Slots & Daggers) here: store.steampowered.com/app/3970060/...

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Oh shit, for real? I had no idea

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Hotels are expensive, but when you factor in that each one includes a new DLC level for Shower Fixtures: The Ultimate Puzzle it’s not so bad

dropped off some wips on patreon~~

What dat dog doin'? #Divinity2

came across the derpiest cutest boy today and i’m obsessed

it’s so rude they won’t let me get a large. let me die at the taco bell like i always wanted

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

back in my day, we didn’t have horse girls living in our phones. they lived in a big pit.

I host an Anime Night on Tuesdays for my friends. Last week we watched a bunch of episode 13's that wrapped up their seasons and this week I think only one new show has come out that we're planning to watch... So maybe we get some ice cream after? #BetweenTwoCours

as a gamer, I'm usually looking for games that give me more boosts than other games. or free gems on signup. I dont want to play any games without boosts or gems

thinking about her again

no, sir, i do not fuck with you, sir, but i do fuck, sir

Just a reminder that I have portrait slots open!!

what's your 200 millionth favorite frame you've ever seen in a film? for me it's probably this frame from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server is briefly seen walking a tray of sundaes in front of the characters. way down the list for me

A foggy view from last Friday in #Pittsburgh, with the trees on the West End framing the city perfectly. I guess the overgrown hillside below the overlook has its perks at times.

A favorite of mine

never seen a better create-a-pro wrestler

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

Max Verstappen is an F1 champion, but deep down, Max Verstappen is a NASCAR driver

Slay the Spire is $8.49 on Steam buff.ly/rBd8jb3 Deck verified also on Game Pass Standard

The Indy 500 having Keanu on camera today vs F1 having Jeff Bezos on camera at Monaco is about the best way I could sum up the competing motorsports' vibes