The People’s National Championship is set! Georgia Tech will face BYU on December 27 at 3:30 p.m. ET in the 2025 Pop-Tarts Bowl! 🎟️: PopTartsBowl.com/Tickets

Hello Clanga my old friend I’ve come to ring with you again

I can’t believe Ole Miss has a rematch, then if they win, ANOTHER rematch. I was pulling for a JMU matchup.

The proliferation of AI-generated cute animal videos is a great reason to follow animal rescues, and donate to them as long as you're doing that. For the care of the animals and also creating a space for reliably authentic videos of baby skunks skittering across hardwood floors

#Michigan 🤝 #Indiana 13-10

“flippin champs” ok kid that was cute

THAT TRINIDAD AT&T AD SCARED ME DON’T DO THAT

STORE: Thank you for your order! STORE: We are preparing your order! STORE: We put your order in a box! STORE: Look who has a mailing label! STORE: Your order has been shipped! STORE: Your order is in your city! STORE: Your order is nearby! STORE: Your order sees you. STORE: Turn around.

Koala reposting, congrats again you filthy animals @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social :

Once again my Spotify Wrapped is weird because I mostly listen to podcasts and music is primarily on my phone/on CD/the campus radio station is pretty good.

As the year comes to an end and everyone's contemplating how to either get healthier or slow their hastening decline, it's worth it to know that collagen supplements really are BS and what to eat/take instead 👀 (thank you Casey for lifting the paywall 💝)

This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)

she and Webster have three days to save Orthographville and its beloved tree lighting ceremony from the machinations of OttoCorrect, an evil corporation that wants the town to pivot to video

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

I named my fists Sound and Fury because I tend to ramble on in run-on sentences

On top of all the other Kiffin drama, apparently there’s debate over ownership of Juice? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I need an investigation!

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

It’s burning goat countdown time!

Thank you, Michigan State for making a worse possible coaching hire that took the attention away from my alma mater and you-know-who.

Why worry about the future of my college football team when I have a brand new Netflix account, just finished Stranger Things Season 5 (Pt. 1), and I’ve moved onto collection 13 of the Great British Baking Show?

So done. I hope seven days is enough.

This is a legitimate scientific revolution in meteorology. Also, to be clear, these models are not the AI LLMs that most people are familiar with. They are machine learning algorithms trained on observations (actually reanalysis).

Ole Miss fans to Kiffin right now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLhp...

Someone please run up to Chevron and get that man some chicken on a stick, he needs protein to keep this up!

One of my kids just asked me to “turn on your depressing Christmas playlist, Dad” so here’s my annual reminder that I curate a playlist called “Melanholly & the Infinite Sadmas” for all your weepy holiday needs song suggestions are welcome

Urn Bowl

Again, if Texas A&M had taken care of business last night, we wouldn’t be waiting around on this shit.

Looking forward to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After Dark and Spencer blasting on repeat whatever Florida’s equivalent of Rocky Top is.

Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion (probably popular for by Bluesky standards). The gift exchange is my absolute LEAST favorite part of Christmas and I would love to do away with it.

Caturday never takes a week off, not even rivalry week.

I’m glad I decided to keep my old phone. Otherwise I would’ve lost recent photo gems like this:

Well, my attempt to transfer my data and service to an aftermarket iPhone 15 was a big fat fail today. Looks like I’m one of those old folks that’s hit her wall on tech.

Explain like I'm 12...how did Texas A&M get knocked out of the SECCG with one loss? I get the Georgia/Ole Miss/Alabama conundrum with head-to-heads, but the Texas loss, I'm...well I'm lost.

My new hot take is he needs to coach Ole Miss through the playoffs, then take a break from coaching and GO TO THERAPY.

Oxford High lost its state semifinal to Tupelo tonight. Will make any Kiffin decision less awkward since Knox won’t be playing in the final next week.

Nobody says “you can’t make a fuckboi into a husband” I’m just saying.

See, now I’m just imagining Jimmy Sexton singing “I got hoes in different area codes.”

Thanks to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I have to say out loud “HAAAAAAYNES KAAAAAANG” every time he’s mentioned now.

Being a State employee the Monday after the Egg Bowl is always awkward, but I much prefer this kind of awkward.

Anyone else spending their Friday after Thanksgiving simultaneously watching football and making sure their cat doesn’t lick her stitches?

Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.

the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment

A timeline of beauty:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Borrowing:

I treat boycotts as personal blood vendettas. This is about me physically harming a corporation, not about me telling any other human how to live their life. I don’t have time to judge others while I’m digging two graves for me and Target.