Beyond the Valley of the Muppets

One day Elmo is really gonna crash out on someone in one of these interviews, and it will be warranted 😂

"Is there a technology the left is excited about?" Yes.

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras. This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

happy presidents day

Good morning, coach. Took longer than I wanted but the “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat is live. Proceeds go to a rent-relief and eviction-prevention org in SE Minnesota, Hope At Home Fund. Thanks for the inspiration! woke-walleye.printify.me

trying to see if this loops perfectly on bsky

Slayer

ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD

Man, that bari sax is CRANKIN’.

This will probably get deleted by the IOC but just know dude sounds like Letterkenny and is telling the Swede "why don't you just fuck off" a lot.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

god forbid a girl have hoggies

Seattle Seahawks fan parade today Seattle, Washington

RIP James Van Der Beek. Started thinking about his career and Moxon, which reminded me of this all-timer after those parents got caught bribing colleges to let their kids in.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

A lot of people really don’t realize that there is a vast amount of information out there that is not online and plausibly never will be, or can’t be.

My grandmother had diverticulitis and got colonoscopies on the regular, but complained about them so much it scared my mom off them. Her first one was at age 78 and found stage 3 colon cancer. I got my first as soon as I was eligible and insurance covered and I will KEEP getting them.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

If Bad Bunny can cover the history of Puerto Rico, colonialism, transatlantic slavery, hemispheric consciousness, as well as contemporary life and politics in under 14 minutes, you can do your 15- or 20-minute conference presentation with time to spare.

Its queer, its fabulous, and maybe he’s not a witch but eh: youtu.be/WI3fVgcumx4?...

elle no longer has to worry about keeping it cute for disney and is letting the choppa sing!

Digging the 90s night for ice dancing, one team just skated to “100% Pure Love” and all I could think of was @denalifoxx.bsky.social ‘s lip sync (wait has Denali done an ice routine to Crystal Waters?)

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

king shit

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not

VOTE FOR JASON MYERS

I for one appreciate the halftime tribute to the linemen working so hard, whether in Puerto Rico or Oxford.

Insurance adjuster for my ice storm damage called literally as Charlie Puth was taking the stage, how was his anthem?

When do the pop tarts come out?

CORGI!!!

🧵 We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this baller ballerinas timeline cleanse. #DoomscrollingBreak

You know that xkcd bit about not everyone knows everything, and you can introduce a person to that "cool thing" (like coke and mentos)? A co-worker had never heard of Tom Lehrer OR the rotoscope Minnie the Moocher from 1932 and I got to show her both.

I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban.

As another Olympics gets underway, I am thinking fondly of the Paris 2024 logo. No one will ever rock a chic bob while also giving shampoo brand/dating app while also being a literal flame quite like she did

“It’s a white club, not a smart club” is the most succinct and correct explanation of American power structure maybe ever, somebody carve it over a driveway in Latin

ARREST THE HERETIC, HE MUST BE DELIVERED TO MOUTH HEAVEN ( @sickoscommittee.org )

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

I watched The Muppet Show special tonight and I was seven years old again. More, please!