"I'm not sure why they even allow black people to play." "Pivoting to another topic, sir, can I get your thoughts on my top 12 power rankings of playoff pretenders who don't have an Arby's in their town?"

Great angle of the outrageous pass to start a god-tier lethal counterattack.

Prayers up for Uday and Qusay. Two more right-wing victims of "they."

With the pedophile protectors, it's a struggle to figure out if they're genuinely stupid or they believe their supporters are the dumbest people on earth.

An excellent message, sir.

"Even though I'm Senate Minority Leader, I still have time to fall off three or four turnip trucks a week."

This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*

Roses are red Violets are blue Trinidad Chambliss is now eligible And so many people's pants are full of doo-doo

They're all goblins, but the puppy killer and the guy she's having an affair with are such shitty goblins that the rest of the goblins want to shank them. Prison for these assholes cannot get here fast enough.

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NCAA lawyers left court - like the entire courthouse and town - before the judge returned to the courtroom to issue his decision on Trinidad Chambliss' TRO.

RIP James Van Der Beek. Started thinking about his career and Moxon, which reminded me of this all-timer after those parents got caught bribing colleges to let their kids in.

I'M A DIVISION MANAGER. I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS.

The Patrick Reed of Olympic biathlon.

"The guy who I knew raped girls didn't rape my kids or nannies during lunch."

We need a figure skating routine based on Cal Naughton, Jr.'s vision of Jesus: "I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and he does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey." youtu.be/7UDEYeTVotk?...

Republicans love this shit.

Need the Daniel Moore of Seattle to create Jason Myers and Michael Dickson prints.

The only good video of a horse while Free Bird is playing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqqb...

Three points of pressure on the ball! Ain't no fumbles here!

Sam Darnold under 0.5 interceptions bettors

In One Battle After Another, the old guy in the bathrobe at the Christmas Adventurers Club meeting is the bar owner who hired Dalton to clean up the Double Deuce in Road House. Things took a dark turn for him after leaving Jasper, Missouri.

Decaying racist pedophile is furious someone has objections to the racism and pedophilia.

you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight

The Italian national anthem inspired me to watch highlights from the time the Italian men's national team lost to North Macedonia in a playoff and didn't qualify for the 2022 World Cup.

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Loves being a dumb racist bitch as much as he loves 13-year old girls.

The NCAA was never going to give Chambliss another year, but now we get to read the Google reviews of the Calhoun County Courthouse. www.redcuprebellion.com/ole-miss-reb...

The NCAA denied Trinidad Chambliss' eligibility waiver appeal because he couldn't prove that he recited the Gettysburg Address in his 5th grade history class.

"Sources tell the Post the president did not poop his pants one time like a very good boy."

I have exercised my no-trade clause veto powers, and I will not be traded to the Charlotte Hornets.

The latest way to make this pedophile shit his pants in the Oval Office.

My "didn't rape any children while partying with Epstein" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Lmao, weapons-grade loser (and pedophile).

Farris Wilks and Tim Dunn are so mad they're gonna pay for ads that say, "Actually, it's fine Ken Paxton cheated on his wife."

"Sir, with tears in my eyes, it doesn't say you raped and molested children and threaten to kill them if they told anyone. It says you were very nice to them, perhaps nicer than anyone has ever been to them."

Looks like someone got an advanced screening of Melania,,,,FOLKS

JD Vance spent $8.1 million on tickets and they're still not gonna invite him to any White House meetings.

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Lol, and furthermore, let me add lmao

JD Vance spending the next two weeks doing nothing but buying tickets to Melania.

Could've stayed in South Dakota and grifted off the tax payers forever, but here she is saying the president and white supremacist Gollum are the reasons she's so incompetent. Her career is going places.

Tate went on Fox to draw attention to the ice storm that wrecked parts of Mississippi. But because he's such a self-serving loser, he had to remind viewers he can be the bumblefuck racist they want him to be.

Switching out the world's tiniest SS officer for a marble-mouthed racist with bribe money falling out of his pockets. The two-deep roster for the administration has never been stronger.

Kristi Noem, get ready to learn Ambassador to McDonald's.

When the worst liars in the world are saying "it's all fine, he's superhuman," he's COOKED. nymag.com/intelligence...

Walter Cronkite holograms and Peyote Mondays

Rams running Mesh Traffic for the touchdown. An undefeated low red zone play.

The funniest part of this is that it opens "...the Texas Republican eyeing a 2028 White House run." Humiliation is this loser's thing.