Roger Wicker is still proud of his incompetent, abusive boy.

Aside from how yet another world leader sees our special boy as a rube, I like how everyone who could've stopped him did nothing other than make sure the NYT spelled their name right when quoted about how they said it was a bad idea. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/u...

Michigan needs to make one more 3 tonight to match the number of Michigan degrees Ted Kaczynski has.

I hope he takes the mic and slurs his way through an hour and a half of insults at these dorks.

Republicans love their Lord and Savior

Re: Ole Miss baseball You know who else came back on the third day?

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Ole Miss has a 6'6" 245-pound pitcher from North Dakota who is at least 25% bison.

Getting beat by 14 and starting shit in the handshake like. Weapons-grade loser stuff.

Roger Wicker loves his racist and sexist shitbird boy.

Dipshits who had and still have no idea what they're doing. As Selina Meyer once said, "You have made a fuckup the size of France, and you are fucking grinning about it." time.com/article/2026...

Ole Miss Football 2026 Optimism: ✅ Concerns: AHOY www.redcuprebellion.com/ole-miss-reb...

Liberty University offensive analyst Pam Bondi

Military leaders once again leaking to press in hopes it will stop the senile wet president from pressing the "more dipshit stuff, please" button.

10 out of 10 Curtains for Zoosha here

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

Mexico is playing Belgium in a friendly on TUDN. The hashtag is #TamalesVsWaffles.

The Italian Men's National Team missing the World Cup for the 3rd straight time:

"This is even worse than the time Yasmine Bleeth treated me very unfairly outside of a Planet Hollywood in 1997!"

Diversifying your crimes portfolio is smart. Sprinkle in a few financial crimes with your war crimes.

Clay Travis waving a printed version of this article at the next airline agent who says his kids with lice can't fly

Extremely polite way to call someone a dipshit. Huge bless his heart energy.

Doesn't even need to take a bag because his clothes and toiletries will fit in the extra space in his shoes.

"Then we started making out. It was nice at first, then I said, 'King, you're a little too old for me.' And we had a good laugh about that."

A big strong top person, with tears in their eyes, who keeps saying thank you, sir.

From now on when I'm not sure about something, I'm going to look up at an imaginary video board like a confused college basketball coach.

I had Arizona, and that was a grotesque cover. Only means I am now due an equally grotesque bad beat.

"They're only going to shoot less than 1% of travelers, so you tell me if you think they can handle security."

Gonna be some intense betting in the prediction markets for whether his obituary will start with "war criminal and pedophile" or "pedophile and war criminal."

Last minute of UCLA/UCF took 18 minutes in real time, and UCLA found a way not to cover. The gears, they are grinding.

MARCH

Today we learned that Trump poops standing up while pounding his fists on a desk. Unclear if there's a bucket or floor toilet behind him.

He is the dumbest bitch alive but lmao

Shout-out to SMU coach Andy Enfield for sticking with the Julius Caesar haircut.

But he's been retired from recruiting since 1999,,,FOLKS www.on3.com/news/longtim...

The Skyrizi ad where the dad/daughter go to a football tailgate features the worst offensive and defensive football ever seen. They run a draw in 2 v 2 touch football, which is deranged, but it works! Completely unserious call and defensive fundamentals. Neither dad can be trusted!

I hope you'll all attend my SXSW panel this year titled: "How Funny Would It Be if Elon Musk Got His Ass Run Over by a Waymo on South Congress?"

Two bowls of Super Colon Blow

A recap of the 2025 Penn State coaching search

Considering the possibility Cam Young is wearing Marco Rubio's oversized shoes.

Repeatedly dialing 9-1–1

Aberg and Xander having an elite who can chip it worse battle on 16.

The 4D chess master's strategy is now "maybe potential allies will forget what a dumb bitch I am and help save me."

Tristan Bissetta 🤌🤌🤌🤌

Daddy Putin buys Trump his shoes and makeup.

I hope you'll all attend my SXSW panel this year titled: "How Funny Would It Be if Elon Musk Got His Ass Run Over by a Waymo on South Congress?"

Well now, that's not how you win back-to-back FIFA Peace Prizes!