Tuchel:

The lesson here is Argentina has 2 MLS players and England has none.

English supermax prison

Tuchel should go to prison for trying to win this game 1-0 for 35 minutes.

France and Spain: We will play a classic match worthy of the beautiful game. FIFA: YOU WILL BE DRAGGED INTO A CONCACAF CAGE FIGHT WORTHY OF A QUALIFIER IN SAN PEDRO SULA.

Trump rambling about how he won the 2020 election while speaking at Lindsey Graham's memorial service is going to be electric.

This first 11 minutes of extra time has felt like 30. IS FIFA MANIPULATING THE SPEED OF THE CLOCK MANY ARE ASKING AND SAYING THIS.

We can now start making concepts of travel plans 😎 www.redcuprebellion.com/ole-miss-reb...

The only thing this racist freak is going to do is more racist freak stuff.

I talked to Mitch McConnell earlier for about 20 minutes and he loved this plan. He said praise be to our Lord and Savior gas expert.

Egyptian bench would like to speak with the manager

BALL DON'T LIE

FIFA MAKING CALLS

EGYPT WE COOKIN'

Egypt's goalie status is NBA Jam HE'S ON FIRE

On a positive note for people in Seattle, it's only 7:23 and they can still drink like 25 beers.

Best USMNT in my lifetime, but not good enough to overcome so many mistakes against a team that didn't make any.

MALIK TILLMAN YET ANOTHER GREATEST AMERICAN ALIVE

They chose to lose with Ronaldo rather than put their best players on the field. 10/10 no notes 🤌🤌🤌

LAWYA BALL

The Trump/Cruz/assorted dipshit vibes are not great, but none of them had anything to do with making the case to FIFA. www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

lmao 11 added minutes

David Beckham throwing drinks at the screen in his Home Depot backyard

CONCACAFING INTENSIFYING

CONCACAFING INTENSIFYING

I've always said FIFA is a righteous organization run by good and decent people.

[11:45 PM] "So I said, no, but they said, Mr. Trump, we need you at the Sunglasses Hut red carpet opening. It was red hot back in 1995, you know." [silence] "Well, they needed star power, so I said, what the hell. I'll go. I got great reviews in the press for being there." [light applause]

The Antifa fellas have stepped up their game. They created supercell thunderstorms in their lib caves and brought them to DC.

Lol Paraguay trying to fight after losing like all loser teams do

Paraguay is going to hit someone with a folding chair to see if they can get away with it.

Argentina just went 120+ intense minutes in the heat and now play in Atlanta on Tuesday at 11 AM (3 days rest + travel). If they win, they play Saturday in Kansas City (3 days rest + travel). 3 games in 9 days, recovery is going to be brutally hard.

what an effort Blue Sharks are some kind of warriors

ban corner kicks imo

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO BLUUUUUEEEEEE SHARKSSSSSSSSS

Everyone crowding around the downstairs bar TV to watch Cape Verde/Argentina at Taylor Swift's wedding reception

When I see Landon Donovan's hair on World Cup coverage, the part of that Progressive commercial where they see the guy with blue hair starts playing in my head. youtu.be/SsT7mKzAB7I?...

MLS-ass finish (complimentary)

lmaoooooooooo Croatia get their ass

MALIK TILLMAN YET ANOTHER GREATEST AMERICAN ALIVE

Bosnia could hit someone with a chair and not get a yellow right now

Flo Balogun: The Greatest American Alive

Godspeed to us all

Elite level collapse from Senegal. And still time to make it even worse!

Ecuador's national team message boards melting servers right now

Game over

Ecuador was fortunate to survive the initial storm, now they gotta find a CONCACAF-ass trash goal to take advantage of that.

Related to [gestures in every direction], if you're an organization that needs to announce someone is being fired for something wild, now is the time to do it. You've got peak news dump cover.

That these Republican freaks only have to convince Roberts and Barrett means their next goal is to reverse engineer an argument those two will accept. The other 4 will already accept any argument no matter how dumb.

Teams that play for penalties deserve every bit of this agony

oh no