got me acting hella thoughty

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. 🥸

I need some new clothes. Haven't considerably changed my wardrobe in ages What's in style now?

Currently own every game from x/y and onwards. Including the two switch remakes and ORAS

Omg I finally found out what I am

the pitt finale tomorrow

the the pickles were gooning

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. 🥸

heated chivalry

imagine how fucking bad it's going to be when AI toddlers get a bit older, imagine how absolutely fucked their worldview is going to be, their perception of other human beings or humanity in general

I can’t dress like a grandpa because I’m middle aged and that’s just called wearing clothes

How I felt mentioning Madonna in front of the interns

not now kitten, Anne Hathaway wiped her ig and rebranded it for Mother Mary!

This is precious!🥰🐾💃

I see you *points at one of you specifically*

New Madonna album in July!

Madonna announces new album ‘Confessions II.’ Out July 3rd.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm sorry but this SLAYS

I need a new vinyl shelf/cabinet. my current one is full

me, whenever i see godzilla.

Awake, but at what cost????

Raye calling her sister:

Toad of Frogland

A friend lent me their copy of Hades (the video game) but I don't really have time to play it. Is it good

I hate that I know who and what clavicular is. I shouldn't know that

My BlueSky engagement strategy:

My bills to me

I'm working with a client named Robby right now and in my mind all i can think of is Dr Robby

Oh yeah I am absolutely buzzing we’re finally getting new Madonna.

OTHER CITIES ALWAYS MAKE ME MAAAAD, OTHER PLACES ALWAYS MAKE ME SAAAAD, NO OTHER CITY EVER MADE ME GLAD EXCEPT NEW YOOOOOORK, I LOVE NEW YOOOOORK!

you are not unc if you're in your 30s. you're unc if you are a black man that dresses like this.

More serotonin discs

god telling everyone about lucifer:

CHIITAN, NOOO, YOU FORGOT YOUR UMBRELLA!! CHIITAAAN!!!

Madonna unveils logo for her new album ‘Confessions II.’

I don’t know how these big YouTubers do it. I’d be fucking devastated if everyone knew me by a stupid gamer handle I made up before my prefrontal cortex was fully formed.

siegmund freud:

You learn something new every day .....