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True story🤔...

Today is my five years sober day. Just wish I could quit the cigarettes as easily

On today’s episode of Sucks To Be You…

If you beat up and injure a cop at the Capitol the Trump admin will pardon you. If you drive away from an ICE agent they will kill you.

Stop it! Stop it! I need sheep now

Odds on favorite: When Mike Johnson is asked about Venezuela— I haven’t watched the news, I know nothing about it.

True story🤔💯💯💯

Meeting my heroes a few years ago

Merry Christmas to you all xx

Good point🤣🤣🤣

Fact...

Just sayin...

Truth

Christmas just wouldn't be the same without immigrants like you darlin...

He's never been happier🤣🤣🤣🤣

Since he’s so obsessed with slapping his name on everything, let’s make him happy by releasing the Trumpstein files.

True story

Donald Trump is a cunt. That's all. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Christmas isn't Christmas without watching Fanny Craddock make a mincemeat omelette at least once

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Frontrunners for next year FIFA Peace Prize: Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu.

Sleeping beauty and the beast

Oh wow, that's awkward. #Gullis

Listen to Miss Piggy…

Good point!

I don't want to move

The house voted to condemn Socialism. Has it voted to condemn Fascism? No of course not.