They think you're stupid.

Best part is that they’re not even close to the worst team in baseball (Royals)

Pasquantino’s gotta go to 7 or 8

Had not realized that this logo was not Reebok until now

the last time a president got this unpopular with this much time left in his term was Carter, and Reagan followed. the last time a Republican president ended up here, the New Deal happened

1. Boy, Amazon is in a heap of trouble. Evidence made public yesterday by California AG @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov shows blatant price fixing. And there are so many examples. Here's Amazon scheming with a pet food supplier to get Chewy to raise its prices.

The unforced error part has broken my brain for an entire year as a person that has played in a competition one or more times. It’s unfathomable to the point that I must ascribe malicious intent to regain sanity.

Missouri has the two worst Senators not close

“Lift the pedosadist / trafficking networks and the entire global oligarchy will be in the net.” ~ Heather Marsh (2014)

Timfowars

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

Data centers -> gulags for executives

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

liberals on this microblogging website

Palantir would agree with this

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

Everyone needs to watch Homo Sapiens 1900

I traveled to every state and major and minor CSA weekly for work. Oklahoma is the worst by a decent margin.

Just realized my entire look is George Lucas circa 1999

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

let's make a cultural value judgment: palantir are a bunch of execrable fascist shitheads and their ideas go against the basis of every civilized country on earth, from which they should be extirpated like the intellectual cancer they are

Plainly telling his own staff “I will ignore the Constitution to enact revenge on my imagined enemies” sure seems to me like a valid basis for impeachment proceedings for a life-term judge in the highest court.

It cannot be stressed enough that the name of the company is fucking Palantir

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

Sánchez: “Shame on those who remain silent in the face of injustice. Shame on those who exploit workers, who criminalise those who are different, who turn rights into commodities, who defend elite privilege, who support war and violence in Gaza, the West Bank, Ukraine, Lebanon, and the Middle East.”

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Zohran Mamdani on CBS — “Socialist politics can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country, and that is the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what we’re doing, not in the appendix.” America’s Mayor can’t miss.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Guys we need communism

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

They're calling it the best democracy ever. www.ft.com/content/7529...

Rotating villain theory undefeated

Fundamentally broken country

Bitch I will beat your ass

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself

Yet

This is so fucked up

🇮🇷⚡️🇮🇱🇺🇸 Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian: “They call us terrorists, but the real terrorists are themselves. They kill anyone, anywhere, whenever they want, and then speak about human rights. Shame on them!”

rich guy with no real problems in life: more money, more problems🤣🤣

Putting aside Sam Altman just continuing to emit huge lies constantly, this is an amazing example of what I mean when I talk about how GenAI is replacing *extremely low energy* digital tasks with *WAY WAY HIGHER ENERGY* replacements that *do not even work* Why TF is anyone using ChatGPT as a timer!

Which is probably true: 1) college, health care, child care, food, energy and housing have increased far beyond wage increases for most Americans (esp in cities) in a way that is not reflected in traditional economic data 2) everyone in the country except Will Stancil is just delusional

> leftie, posts tongue in cheek comment about ICE, account nuked within 5 mins > army lib, literally says verbatim "i love killing people", mods sleep

yeah I like the MCU. the Master & Commander Universe

As wealth concentrates, so does power — the power to influence elections, shape policy, tilt markets and define the terms of public debate. Taxing billionaires is not radical. What is radical is allowing a system where extreme wealth exists alongside widespread hardship.

If you are so paralyzed by an indecision that you need a chatbot to tell you what coffee drink to order, you probably need to check into a rehab. Also we’re gonna need a rehab for chatbot addiction. Where you have to like relearn colors and how to do laundry.