Will they please just kiss

Are we watching the Oscar's over here, what's up

I was LOSING my mind

A good lesson here is that you should live your life in such a way that when you die, nobody pulls out a spreadsheet to mathematically explain why they're happy you're dead

I talked about my agoraphobia in today's video!! youtu.be/1xV9_UO9HXY?...

I'm so sorry but this is the worst fucking dog name I have ever seen in my life

Matt Eberflus should literally have his employee ID badge taken before he even leaves the field

Brie and I haven't done Thanksgiving with others for five years and we might never go back, because I hate traveling this week and also I want to do Native shit and not be hassled by anyone present.You don't have to do Thanksgiving with people who are terrible. It's not the law.

How has every day this week felt like Friday

We are a bunch of Whole Foods cakes, so if you are interested in our opinions about them here ya go youtu.be/qqLtm8BxTbU?...

Gaetz withdrawal is encouraging, not just because we won't have AG Gaetz but because it's taken Trump about two weeks to squander his supposedly invincible mandate and remind everyone of his staggering incompetence and dysfunction—which, per last time, are the main checks on his power.

Listening to extremely tense movie soundtrack chase music probably wasn't the move while waiting to see if I am gonna miss my connecting flight

While other communities are getting hyperspecific on their starter packs, our #NativeSky community is still pretty small. But everyone here is worth a follow! go.bsky.app/DsSRFQr

fascism is stopped when enough people say one of two things: 1) "nah, I'm not doing that" 2) "nah, you're not doing that" a lot of people want to imagine how they'll say the second thing, but you should *really* start practicing the first one

Oh man I really feel like this place has the juice, I am excited

This place is filled with the joy of 15 million people who have just made the decision to finally cut off their toxic family members once and for all

Seeing all my old friends on here again

legitimately one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen on a social media website

Can someone point me to where Native Bluesky is? That is the one thing that is sort of keeping me tethered to twitter, is that I don't want to give up my Native friends there, as so many of them were really integral to making me feel welcome in my earliest reconnecting days

Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

I just think if you are overwhelmingly rich you need to accept that people are going to hate you until the earth dies and so you should stop trying so embarrassingly hard to change their minds

My hot Kevin Federline take is that Popozao is actually a fucking banger of a song and it's a tragedy they wasted it by giving that song to Kevin, a person who is essentially just 93 rats in an ed hardy T-shirt

God these guys are such pathetic fucking whiners

This place already feels the same as old Twitter, in that I am already unwillingly seeing too many brain dead takes from Brianna Wu

I am listening. I am learning. I am becoming more dangerous

OK I have gained like fifty squillion bkuesky followers in the last two weeks so I MIGHT AS WELL POST HERE HELLO

I just watched the latest kitchen & jorn video and @kristinchirico.bsky.social, please accept this with all respect and propriety when I say your wife’s tiddies are adorable and Brie looks so happy and pretty!

This has been the top of my for you all afternoon

Y’all, the moment Native Twitter all moves here, why on EARTH would I go back to the bird app EVER

If you're Native and on Bluesky, reply to this and I'll follow you! And if you're looking for cool Native folks, I'd love to recommend... @kellylynnedang.bsky.social @lucasbrowneyes.bsky.social @johnniejae.bsky.social @kristinchirico.bsky.social @vinceschilling.bsky.social @deaddoglake.bsky.social

55 skeets, 55 tweets, 55 instagram posts, 55 tiktoks, 55 facebook posts, 100 youtube vids, 100 reddit threads,

My wife got here, because @crushbort.bsky.social got her an invite code. I have failed as a wife

Betty LOVES tug, to the point where as soon as she "wins" she immediately moves to put the toy back in your hand as if to be like "ok that was a good try mommy, let's run that back ok?"

Do you think Bluesky heard that I only want to give my invite codes to trans people and native people and that's why I haven't gotten any yet?

"I hate when people speak about humiliating things that happened to them that they are furthermore frustrated about not being about to name names with regards to because THEY will be the ones who suffer the consequences if they name who did it, so annoying"

I once saw someone on Twitter basically equate blocking to a human rights violation, I wish I was exaggerating, they used the word "torture"

Happy I'm My Own Mom Now Day to all who are learning to reparent themselves.

My daughter brought me kisses in bed this morning ❤️

I know I shouldn't buy these earrings but also

HOW has my TL not been talking about this new Janelle Monae ALL DAY??? I am AMAZED YouTube didn't send this to the Puritan Hole

Important baby photos

Oh my god we took Betty in for a chest x-ray (she has bronchitis) and apparently at some point in her life someone used her as target practice because there is still a bullet lodged in her body?!?!? HOW COULD THEY

I thought about posting boobs but honestly my boobs aren't even that exciting

Ugh @lillywachowski.bsky.social a legend, an icon, the moment

It’s amazing how most social media apps think the key to success is slick features and clever algorithms but this app is still only bare-bones functional and the users are EUPHORIC just to have a site where they can post jokes and riff off each other without constantly drowning in death threats

Whenever I get a Bluesky notification it feels like a precious diamond lmao