Our Emma sometimes reminds us of a snail. Hence, Snelmma.

Czech stop motion artists in the 60's for some reason: I'm gonna make the most terrifying shit you've ever seen

If anyone wants to know how my Tomo life island is going, Fred Durst fell in love with Yuzu Hiiragi within minutes of being on the island

Toriyama was a real one for this.

rarely does a company's name double as a reaction to their ongoing bullshit

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Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

Shoutout to the many lesbians and sapphic folk in my life, congrats on being rendered visible

they should do a Cthulhu mythos thing set in australia where everybody's basically fine because they never mentally engage with the horrors, just say "saw old mate at the pub today" and such

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as far side.

Gave a VA a painted mini designed after their character today, there should totally be a nerd bullshit scout badge for that one

*nods* Yes, Jan Švankmajer will save us all.

He would've hated the color.

the thing that makes an audience based choose your own adventure movie innately unappealing is that it removes the fun aspect of CYOAs, fucking around then undoing mistakes, and adds the unfun aspect of democracy, being beholden to everyone else’s opinion

FDM? Resin? No I want those Al Dente Miniatures

The middle of the bed is most , comfy :))

Minnesota sci-fi: mad scientists shoot janitor into space, torture him with movies

found the forum moderator

WAIT A MINUTE- IT'S THE DAY!!!!

I dunno Bunnings, you might wanna put some guardrails on this

he drinks an Irn Bru / he drinks a Mountain Dew / he has a Surge or two / his highness dog at Kew / he sings the songs that remind him of the good times / he sings the

I’m fucking losing it

It's wild watching 'Supernatural' up to Season 5 and realizing that this was a show the cast, crew and writers were genuinely passionate about and took great care in writing genuine and sincere emotional stakes and drama and then seeing what a parody of itself it became and what it became known for.

BLADE

eric kripke has called it “his most punk rock series yet”

V8s. Let me tell you how much I've come to love V8s since I began to shop Chevy. There are 387.44 million miles of road that fill this country. If the word 'V8' were written on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the appreciation I feel fo

my like fifteen minutes of gaming time before i pass out after work can be happily filled with stuff i never got around to from the past forty years before they started doing shit like this

Me in the 1990s: CHOW YUN-FAT IS THE GREATEST ACTOR IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA Me in the 2010s: Oh yeah, I used to really like that guy Me in the 2020s: CHOW YUN-FAT IS THE GREATEST ACTOR IN THE

Call of Cthulhu after action report: Investigators successfully blew the head clean off of a puppet vessel of an unknown freak from beyond Minor civilian casualties, minor mass hysteria. A former priest got his shit rocked in a single hit and a cop got pancaked. All in all, a productive session.

The loss of 22 episode seasons means we're losing out on the time honored tradition of "episode in which recurring character is suddenly turned evil via MacGuffin and now the actor gets to have fun"

only now dawning on me that my decision to buy light leather armour was vaguely prescient. I need some hockey gear to finish the look before the petrodollar goes the way of the dinosaur

You couldn’t pay me to give a shit about mario

Every day is Trans Day of Visibility when you’ve got a posse like mine, shoutout to the crew, the gang, and my beloved

if GeeDubs reveals 11th edition today I’m gonna need to be really wowed by some jingling keys to forget the fact I barely play 40k anymore

Broadly speaking i understand this is a pun on motherfucker but in the context of those books isnt this like threatening to murder someone for being a race mixer

When I was a itty bitty little thing I’d spend a lot of my time reading goosebumps and adjacent, I remember this british light-horror-for-kids series about a haunted school built on a plague era burial pit? I digress, these texts were formative, directly responsible for my love of horror now.

me: if you watch the harry potter streaming series you are a bad person. you personally should feel bad and reconsider the life choices that brought you to this moment and the values you purport to live by you: i agree. i do not support anyone who funds hate crimes me: what hate crimes

No funnier film-illiterate take than accusing someone of “stealing” from Tarantino.

every single one of these sentences is so beautiful i'm about to cry

Say what you will about president kragh the skull harvester, scourge of the bloodied sands, but at least he was civil about it, and have you seen the paintings in infant blood? What an artist!The new guy though? We really need to get back to the dignity of the corpse mulcher party from 20 years ago.

so true brother

Gonna assemble a crew on r/criterion to hit the mobile closet only to die getting shot in the neck by a rent-a-cop after one of the three waingros decides to start shooting

Watched Predator Badlands with my partner in crime over the weekend I have a few thoughts about the series as a whole. The less I KNOW about the predators, the less interesting they are. speculation makes them so much cooler, which is why predator 2 rocks and prey rocks even harder. cont.

We are very sad to learn that filmmaker Jamie Blanks has passed away at 54. Jamie Blanks directed the horror films Urban Legend, Valentine, Storm Warning & Nature's Grave. A family statement reads, "Jamie passed away suddenly at his home in Melbourne, Australia, on Monday."

To regurgitate my eulogy of Hulk Hogan, they say the good die young. Congrats to chuck for making it to 86