Pay attention to which Democrats say stuff like this, and which ones complain that Trump didn’t give Congress enough notice

jesus fucking christ.

Mississippi State block the extra point attempt and scoops the ball the other way for two points. YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!

have we explored the possibility that Kirby drained Saban of his bullshit-luck powers Sith-style and that's what forced him to retire

bye teams not named Indiana: 0-6 just gotta get good, I guess

with the benefit of hindsight, I do think BYU might've been a better matchup

Just flat-out declaring that everything Adams did as mayor after the indictment—in the final fifteen months and five days of his term of office—was presumptively corrupt, and undoing everything that's in his immediate power to undo with a single stroke of the pen. This is the way.

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

this kills the red raider

Outlook for the new year ...

it will be forever funny to me that miami still hasn't won an ACC title

Best sport.

they should have had milk in the cooler of frosted flakes

Nobody thinks a guy doing the YMCA in a frog costume on a city sidewalk is a credible threat to public safety AND Oregon lawyers were able to leverage that perception to discredit the argument that Portland needed immediate federal intervention. Both tactics work in tandem to reinforce the other.

WHOA HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP

this is the kind of in depth photojournalism we need more of

Cheez-It Sampling Bar, featuring 10 different flavors of Cheez-Its

what we're not going to do is whitewash this heinous bitch's entire career

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

A Romulan who is clearly lying:

this just sent me into orbit

"And I never say no" We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control. We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.

STOP LINING UP IN SHOTGUN WHEN YOU NEED LIKE MAYBE A YARD CHALLENGE 2k25

never before have four photos captured so much

We interviewed @mikegolicjr.bsky.social after he got to taste the Pop Tart.

Lola has had a long day of football and is ready for bed

👀👀 mizzou

uninterested in this taxslayer commercial unless we get to ritually kill and eat the calculator

what a punt!!!

And you get a twok with your Nathan's Famous Hot Dog and fries, @realqrampage.fightins.online

oh no sdsu

damn ok Virginia I see you

time for some pop tarts to go to mouth kolob

please stop making me pack bond with pastries and then murder them if clearly they can choose to live

screaming this post verbatim until my neighbors call the cops

They're starting to air commercials saying "80% of companies who invested in AI have lost money on it, so hire us to 'optimize' your AI" -- maybe these companies should stop spending money on dumb AI shit to begin with!

PopTarts bowl is amazing fun as a neutral fan, @poptartsbowl.com really leaning in to the ridiculous nature makes for a great time. Up there with the Fansville shorts in terms of Brands That Get It™

let's go bees

BEEEEEEEES

From "oh, hello there" to "oh boy" in a split second

let's go bees

CURTAINS FOR DABO? K-LUBNIK AND CATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNK

dabo looks miserable and i love it

Penn State leading 9-3 which seems appropriate for a baseball stadium game

that was maybe the most Pitt ending I could have imagined

*tapping sign*

time to observe Pitt for a while

on the verge of setting the record for the lowest scoring first half in the Pinstripe Bowl, great job everybody 😎😎😎😎ₕₑₗₚ😎😎

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate