we didn't have any lemons so I improvised. I'm kind of in love with it honestly

now that them and out are writing articles about fujoshi culture or whatever I do wish to make yaoi zine required reading. for everyone. yes all five volumes!!! longposter.neocities.org/yaoi

username lore.... so in 2014 I wanted to make a fandom twitter and I was like oh I'll be shipyards. because shipping. but shipyards was taken so I became shipyrds. and so shipyrds I continue to be.

I think scented products should be illegal and I'm NOT kidding. why are we selling scented dusters

Existing disability services are deeply underfunded, aggressively audited, means-tested constantly, and can be labyrinthine to even access or maintain without assistance. As someone who spent two decades as a cog in that system, concerns about fraud are overblown compared to the real existing need.

it's love meme time 🥰 gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...

fungi friday!

this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

thank you tshirt!! and yes...take my hand...let's learn from and with each other and write essays together.....

little timmy revving up for a fight on twitter dot com

And last (but not least) for today - that time I flew to Indianapolis with 4 dozen Mini Throndir Banana Breads in my carryon to hand out at the #FriendsattheTable live show GenCon meet up (2019 was a wild time) #FatTRewind #FriendsAtTheTable

hella, adelaide, and adaire for @shipyrds.bsky.social, 2020 secret samol #fattrewind #friendsatthetable

#fattrewind we were gonna pop the big bottles........

#friendsatthetable when my good friend avi visited i made her maelgwyn 1 inch tall and trapped him in a keychain. and the glue sealing the keychain enshrouded him so completely through some weird chemical reaction i had to throw him away and start over

One of my earlier fatt pieces from like… 2017? Long time ago… #fattrewind

one thing about me is that I will be an alyosha and arrell girl always and forever #fattrewind

KEEP HONKING! i'm listening to DANCE ME TO THE END OF LOVE - Leonard Cohen (Various Positions, 1984) in my MIND PALACE

parallax hal jordan (1/6)

It’s sad that the discussion around pornography is always framed as “it’s potentially harmful.” It’s also potentially healthy? What did you learn about yourself, your body, your gender, your preferences, your boundaries and your self expression through the smut you consume?

AMERICAN FUJO is looking for additional essays/pitches -- come join us in writing insane shit about fandom phenomema! <3

I hate to be mean to Lyft drivers, God's strongest warriors, but when I call and say "hi can you come to the actual pickup location, I can see you but I can't walk that far," she should not say "that's fine I'll wait!" I didn't mean I can't move fast. I meant I literally cannot walk to where you are

dick grayson and survival (1/6)

I love Key comeback season

The Boston Public Library has a new $25,000 Illustrated Children’s Book Fellowship (applications due Aug 15th; must be a resident of New England but doesn’t require residency at the library): www.associatesbpl.org/events-and-p...

again i am saying before you are allowed to make major changes to ios or android you should have work at the reference desk of a well-trafficked public library & see all of the ridiculous problems people have using their phones. please stop moving shit around i'm so tired

You Can Look and You Will Find Me is my latest, canon compliant leopika fic in which, you guessed it, Leorio goes looking for Kurapika. Rated E for possibly too much sex. But hey, I was having fun. Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/68062501

gotta say I really wish I weren't having to put my money where my mouth is on this one (not pain-wise but certainly function-wise)

public service announcement!!! if you need to get paxlovid and the copay is super ridiculously high, check if you're eligible for the paxcess program that will pay up to $1600 (i.e. the whole bill) www.paxlovid.com/paxcess

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After years of behind the scenes effort we have LICENSED Baman Piderman lmao. It'll be coming home to our channel in august. This is literally the best I could do and took me about 7 years!! I HOPE THIS WILL MEAN SOMETHING TO SOMEONE!!

Ex-farm worker here. We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing. Not true AT ALL. Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are. The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour. At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.

dinner time

You ever think about these kids

by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam. seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.

Kim Dokja: when I was sharing consciousness with Yoo Joonghyuk I felt his cold and lonely voice in my chest...his beautiful fingers delicately gripping his sword...I hated it and was NOT turned on, stop laughing at me Heewon

I wish this beast could understand that my doctor doesn't want me to be leaping out of bed to stop her from eating stray spaghetti out of the sink.

NYC I'm so happy for y'all!!!! I hope Cuomo cries himself to sleep

so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

hello there are TWO DAYS remaining to order the @bruciewaynezine.bsky.social I have a fic in! preorders close on the 25th and a) proceeds go to two great clothing-related causes and b) everything in it is absolutely delightful. come get your Brucie fix (and fics. and art!)

this assortment of limbs is killing me

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

"a dragon is an archive" most austin_walker sentence ever spoken. we're SO back baby #perpetua

hey trans people? I love you. I love us.

can’t believe this still needs to be said, but: stop following altNPS. none of them work for the NPS and they exist to do Qanon numbers station crap and sell merch. it’s annoying for a lot of us that are actually NPS. thanks

they should let non new yorkers vote in the nyc mayoral election just for fun. i'm invested