Shout out to @marnanightingale.bsky.social, whose policy of stripping the bedcovers when she leaves a place has stopped me from leaving behind many small items over the years

Now that the winter olympics are over and the Americans are indeed being jerks again, as we often/always are, it's a great day to revisit this evergreen banger from @katebeaton.bsky.social: www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id...

Please enjoy my silly cat waiting by the door near this silly doormat.

me, @ raffi: "Actually that album art depicts a fully mature beluga, you can tell because--"

Regulating my nervous system by watching dog teams come into checkpoints #mushersky

@libitina.bsky.social have we got our thursday figured out?

Sheri’s Ranch responded to the petition for union recognition by firing workers Jupiter Jetson, Molly Wylder, Paloma Karr, Adalind Gray, Genevieve Dahl, and Gwen Bunny. The union will be fighting their unlawful terminations, but for now, they need our support: www.gofundme.com/f/support-sh...

The list of products includes: Cheerios, Pringles, Advil, Benadryl, Aleve, Cream of Wheat, Airheads, Ramen, Maruchan, Jolly Rangers, Takis, Gatorade, Coca-Cola, Ortega Taco Seasoning and many more. #BlackskyNews www.today.com/health/recal...

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQ7YSVDF or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/not-po...

I have been doing extrovert simulation for a week and it's a lot. apologies to anyone I extroverted at too hard: it's a toggle, not a dial

NEW: Amazon is telling people who use its wishlists feature to switch to post office boxes or non-residential delivery addresses if they want to ensure their home addresses remain private, as part of a change in how it processes gifts bought from third-party sellers.

welcome to normal times with betty where we're sitting in our bra in an airBnB trying to cut the tag out of a shirt with nail scissors

SPARROW || 20x21cm || acrylic markers This absolute unit surely wants to eat your S E E D S. PRINTS: inPRNT: www.inprnt.com/gallery/augu... TeePublic: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8814... RedBubble: www.redbubble.com/i/photograph... ___ #art #bird

WE! ARE! LIVE! Tune in as @tekla.bsky.social sets the virtual stage for an absolute kick-ass lineup for fuck-the-fascists mutual aid featuring some of your Bluesky faves! postersmadness.wordpress.com

TODAY'S COMIC: Naming Types of Barks (Part 2) — ( I *DOUBLE DOG DARE* you to join us for my new dog book! Kickstarting now! —> www.kickstarter.com/projects/sma... )

Frog came into the house. “Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers. “Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog. “Tomorrow,” said Toad.

get weirder 🫵

Maybe persimmons taste good if you're standing next to the tree? That's all I got

Google how many days not touching dog until symptoms

Y’all wanna know what actual grace and consideration looks like? All the black folk just asking for an apology, not wishing violence, all understanding that Tourette’s is uncontrollable while asking that you ALSO acknowledge blackness is also not a thing we can control or stop existing as

what percent of people who have burned their house down have ADHD? asking for me

FYI, Academia.edu has changed its terms of service to give an irrevocable worldwide license for anything uploaded to its site to be used for generative AI. I do not consent to this and have pulled all my papers.

I'm not really qualified to comment on any aspect of skating other than the vibes, but I really liked Gutmann's program. Women's skate often feels constrained by needing to make the skater look "pretty." This one went "what if I was a fucking shark?"

@ figure skating fans: What's the role of the "referee" in skating? Stop the judges from fighting?

When I was like 23 I had a coworker who told me, "would you rather be right or effective" and it rewrote my brain. And a lot of people on here would rather the moral victory than the practical one. And frankly, it's gross.

Why is Irish Springs in so many guest and Airbnb bathrooms? I accept that there must be people who like it, but it is the worst soap to spring on an unsuspecting person. I mean, maybe it's there as a lesson to pack your travel soap.

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

This is a fun reading exercise! I managed to get pretty far with knowing some German and some obsolete letters and saying things out loud!

has anyone drawn the new spinosaurus like an elephant seal yet?

all right guys, I made it to the end. pls rec me the Heated Rivalry goodfic. Goodfic can be: - wow author can write - someone with too much knowledge of X does deep dive into X in form of fic - Hornt

Lbh: oooh I'm just a lonely little flower, won't you please pollenate me, beautiful butterfly? Sqq: wait, do I have to be a butterfly? I'd rather be a bee I think Lbh: ☺️☺️☺️ hehe of course, Shizun!!! A handsome honey bee!Now pollenate me! 🐝 🌷 ❤️ Meng Mo: I wish I could kill myself

Whenever I encounter something that seems like an unnecessary convenience I try to stop and think how this might be helpful to a person with a disability. But I'm not sure I see the case for this battery powered garbage lid.

well if instagram won't let me into my accounts BEHOLD MY NEW ILLUMINATED (gold foil)) STICKERS HERE ✨ they're available on my store now!!! puns-and-needles.square.site/shop/sticker...

V important travel knitting tip: should be low stakes, medium low difficulty, and you should have no danger of accidentally completing it and being out of knitting. This has been my travel knitting for approximately ten years.

Everyone please join me in remember to eat a meal

@libitina.bsky.social it is Thursday!

ATTENTION BLUESKY you don't want to watch the State of the Union next week you want to watch a PowerPoint party telethon of your favorite Bluesky super posters delivering their most unhinged hot takes to raise money for mutual aid in Twin Cities and Portland Poster's Madness for a good cause!!!!

Playing Heaven's Vault and getting annoyed at the plot that keeps interrupting the important business of Finding Words

thank u airline coffee that was percolated in an old sneaker, today you saved my life

If anyone is simultaneously celebrating New Year and Pancake Day, I'm very curious how these flavours combine

Porter: the airline named after a job they eliminated by screwing a chair to a Roomba

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

Just heard a bilingual flight announcement and wow, la francophonie is not having it with Porter airlines.

I don't think you should be able to call it "free" inflight wifi, if I have to watch an ad. It's like "free" money, but I have to send pics of my feet.

I feel like ADHD does help give me skills for being good in emergencies, because I am constantly creating small, practice emergencies for myself

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your mobile device.

OH MY GOD??