Sedate your dog *now*

Sinus report: gross

Need fancy half-gloves like Wake Up Dead Man church secretary

If you are in the market for femme plus-sized clothing, my favorite store is having a 40% off orders over $150 sale. The clothing is very nice but usually fairly cost-prohibitive, but I wait until they're having a sale to buy stuff! (They are especially good at extended sizes) www.swakdesigns.com

I enjoyed this novella, which is very atmospheric and makes magic seem alien and horrific, but not too much for me, a horror weenie

This seems like the most effective approach

Listening to this @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode is a wild ride. I will be grudgingly letting go of some cherished point in my "musk is not so smart" slide presentation as Peter fact checks it to death, and then he'll casually cite Musk doing or saying something ~so dumb~ it feels made up

I'm so mad about how fucked up previewing ebooks is. I should be able to read up to 10 per cent of any novel for free! This is not stealing anyone's work! I cannot read the first ten percent of 10 novels to get a novel without paying for it!

I'mma be real, no one has ever been rude enough to ask, but I plan to answer, "because when I kill someone, I want it to be on purpose."

Luna the Spectacled Owl is the resident matriarch raptor at Belize Raptor Center, going on 30 years wise. Here she's wrapped so the carers can trim her beak as it had "gotten a bit too long." Want to donate to BRC? belizeraptorcenter.org/donate/ Source: sent in #owlsintowels 💛🦉 🇧🇿

✨timeline stare cleanse✨

If you haven't got your flu shot yet, this is your sign! If you feel like you're a healthy person who could get the flu and be okay, probably! But consider, do you know the immune status of everyone you're breathing in a room with? (If so, I guess you're their doctor, so uh. Get a flu shot.)

I was too busy being pathetic and sick at the time, but I just noticed when the No Gods No Mayors Ralph Klein episode dropped Thanks, such a touching Christmas gift for me personally!

I accidentally started watching Listers and now I'm plotting to make friends and relatives watch it before I've even finished

Mods are asleep, post blobby Qing dynasty cats

This is great, "Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death," a story where Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who administers the lottery from "The Lottery" archiveofourown.org/works/733964...

Can't believe plural of "mal de gorge" is "maux de gorge”. Related, still sick, but strong enough to shitpost

Congrats to everyone involved making this fit the metre

Is no one reading Yuletide fic this year? Has Heated Rivalry displaced it?

Somehow, either the mysteries process of sickness, or being in bed for three days, has knotted up my neck so I have a thumping headache unrelated to the flu, which seems very unfair

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/

On the Patreon: Shelved by Genre's Q&A to close out the Alan Moore unit! We talk the world, stories, imagination, and, as always, think about how various characters might react to meeting Tomie. www.patreon.com/posts/146719...

You know that the Crave social team are Gen Z and not millennials because I had to make these myself. #HeatedRivalry

What's a rec for someone who likes Ian M Banks? Ada Palmer? Verner Vinge? Don't answer this if you're my brother

The Week Between Christmas and New Years

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what is the heated rivalry universe’s version of gritty. this is important

Ask and you shall receive

Get hopped up on Tylenol and fight god/boxing day for half off fleece tights y/n?

The real question: is Takarazuka Revue “Castlevania: Awakening in the Moonlight" a Christmas movie? m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc7H...

Maybe if I saw a picture of the nose hair trimmers in question

I want to wish everyone Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays with this quick sketch of two Microraptorine dinosaurs in the snow ❄️. I hope everybody is having a great day and enjoying the presents! 🎁 🎄 🎅 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Among other things, Thursday, @libitina.bsky.social

Yuletide gay

Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here

AMERICA! "The Fortunate Fall" by @lateonsetgirl.bsky.social is on sale for $2.99 for Kindle (and possibly Nook, Kobo, Apple, Google, etc) today!

omg.... if you prefer to listen to your fic... and if you love moshang.... annapods, fleurrochard, frecklebomb, vorvayne, and thecasualcheesecake recorded "commodity fetishism," my moshang findom fic!!! it's kind of really awesome. archiveofourown.org/works/74913006

Dog very good sickbed buddy expect when stick them foot in tiddy and big stretch

is there a way to send SMS from my desktop without giving google access to my messages?

this is a great piece: I recommend it

This writer's protagonists are *so* heterosexual

Charlie, a super leggy sweet boy who can run anywhere. He and his brother Ernee tend to run next to each other most days, they are the biggest dogs on the team. In the summer he likes to dig giant holes and sit inside of them. So he keeps me busy landscaping in the off season.

That sheep detective movie looks cute, but also every line in the trailer is the most boring line of dialogue anyone has ever written???? (Also the sheep animation is not really trying)

I just don't understand how any theory of "DEI" advantaging unqualified candidates can survive the existence of Pete Hegseth.

let's all get more perverted in 2026

Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.

I can't say kimchi fried rice with cheese on top cured me, but I do feel a lot more charitable

Google seasonal affective disorder soup

Deadline is tomorrow to get that bread, Canadians www.canadianbreadsettlement.ca