They had me at “lifetime supply of Danish pastries…”

If any liberal posted this, you’d have an entire wall of maga freaks asking why they hate birthday cake and how this is unamerican

Fox continues to kill it with these #Indycar commercials - Josef Newgarden maintaining his status as the promo MVP! youtu.be/lxgbFmobav0?...

I have literally done this?

I will never not say this: you want to be a racist douchebag? You don’t get to eat our food!

NO. She was the best part of the nbc commentary for ice dance, and made Johnny otherwise tolerable. And she never said anything disparaging about guillaume, was extremely professional. NBC YOU COWARDS

Sigh. I’m the dumb person this would have helped. I waited in line at Costco without taking a pic of my tire wheels and couldn’t remember if my civic was an lx or ex, so was told to get out of line to double check my wheels, which added a stupid amount of time to my trip because Costco lines.

The Chicken Sando at Hotboys, medium spice level (translation: very spicy). And not just because the first time I googled hotboys I got some funny hits…

Friends don’t let friends eat amanitas without knowing what they’re doing… www.nytimes.com/2026/01/10/u...

HAH I audibly snorted

This is so stupid. I went to see the firefall when the park had just opened up after covid and had reservations and it was still a madhouse. I can’t imagine how bad it will be with a free for all… www.sfgate.com/national-par...

And I don’t think this person is even talking about the men’s competition! #prevagenuschamps #figureskating

Is that an earthquake or was that just me reacting to whatever the fuck I just witnessed at the men’s competition? #prevagenuschamps #figureskating

How I felt after the women’s program? This is the opposite feeling. Poor Jason, poor tomoki, happy for max, fuck USFS #prevagenuschamps #figureskating

Well that wasn’t obvious at all what usfs is trying to do here #prevagenuschamps

IM DYING #prevagenuschamps

FUCK. #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Was that the first time we’ve seen that program go clean this season? It was GOOD. Wish pizza guy was less of a dick though… #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Did I hear that Jacob Sanchez went with a program basically telling usfs to go pound sand? And he pulled out a standing ovation? WELL DONE! #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

I will never get tired of programs set to the dragonheart soundtrack. I know it is cheesy but I love this music so much. Also Liam Kapeikis is adorable! #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Ashley+Ben are the perfect announcers for group 1 skaters. We are learning so much about these skaters and why their journeys are important, even if they are not medal contenders. While im mad NBC isn’t deeming this worthy of prime time, I am grateful not to have to listen to TJT commentary of it.

I will admit that part of my issue with Alysa’s new program is that she’s going from MacArthur Park, where she wore a *gold* dress, to Gaga, where she’s wearing a *silvery* one, and that feels like bad juju… (don’t mind me, I am in full unhinged figure skating mode) #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Am I trying to flush out the Venn diagram slice of Bluesky that is both #formula1 (and Indycar and motorsports in general) and #figureskating fans with this? You’ll never know…

I am reminded that Misha/Alisa are f1 fans and now I need to know who their teams are, who their drivers are, what they think of Abu Dhabi ‘21… still upset the bipartisan efforts of Warren/cruz/markey haven’t gotten Alisa a passport 😭 www.olympics.com/en/news/figu... #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

NBC I know you’re trying to make The Big Three happen and as an Oakland A’s fan, def have fond memories of that moniker, but PLEASE! POWERPUFF GIRLS! It would be so cute! #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

I wish we could’ve had a whole season with the Gaga program and build with it… I’m not sure i feel super connected with it the way i did with MacArthur park #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Someone please explain the politics behind the low balling of shin and Nagy because wtf? #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Tara mentioning that she felt like she hit the big stage when she shared the same ice as Michelle Kwan - nothing will ever make Nagano hurt less, but it was nice to hear. #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

I don’t think we are discussing enough the absolutely insane virtue moir lore drops that are in this otherwise plebian article about the shibs… what do you mean they went no contact for a week due to a severe break in trust 10 months before VANCOUVER! #figureskating

Fall I didn’t see no fall that was a planned choreo element right after Jason’s last jump #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

I’m so fucking proud of this crowd at nationals. Their cheer for tomoki after he landed his last jump was ELECTRIC. What an incredible job by tomoki! This battle for the third slot is going to be EPIC #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Is anyone else’s peacock feed super choppy? Or is my internet crapping out? #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

I’m not crying YOU’RE CRYING #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Manifesting good things for Jason, Maxim and Tomoki! Passing on that pizza guy… #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Goddamnit, Sens. @warren.senate.gov, Ted Cruz and markey.senate.gov. You were supposed to get Alisa Efimova her US citizenship goddamnit! (h/t to @daralind.bsky.social for flagging and for also tolerating my unhinged rantings about this) #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

I am SO excited for a will power Indycar commercial on the national stage… racer.com/2026/01/08/f...

Do we know if Lenny kravitz has acknowledged chock and bates skating to his music? #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Obviously 1. It wouldn’t hold and 2. Doesn’t fit the theme of their skate, but I would killed to see Eva Pate’s 90s hairstyle include butterfly clips… is anyone rocking butterfly clips this season? #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

I was about to bitch about the switch to nbc but omg gabi!!! #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

So we are really fucking up audio issues again peacock? Ben agosto is a great ice dance commentator this is offensive we can’t hear him… #prevagenuschamps #figureskating

Love this and love @maggietokudahall.bsky.social’s point about doves vs. pigeons. In fact, my mom taught me the concept not as doves vs hawks, but pigeons vs eagles. English as a second language baby!

Must be rough being Misha Mitrofanov - miss the last Olympics by one spot, lose your partner, actually find a great new one, but probably miss this olympics over citizenship issues? Brutal. Also, I maintain he & Audrey would’ve crushed this quad… youtu.be/T9LJkTjAc4Q #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

Damn I cannot WAIT to see Alysa and Amber throw down at the Olympics I’m so happy for them both #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

WTF. Is it not enough what Tara put me through at Nagano? If Tara just jinxed Alysa Liu by already calling the Olympics I will NEVER FORGIVE her. #figureskating #prevagenuschamps

“So when they announced in May that they intended to return … the skating community responded with much enthusiasm” I guess Time doesn’t pay for factcheckers…

Haahahahhahahahah figures trademark law was always my favorite of the ip laws in law school #selltheteam #OAKLANDathletics www.reddit.com/r/mlb/s/SV5F...

I once yawned with arms and felt something in my traps pop, causing my entire upper back to seize up…

He truly has the thinnest of skins… also i suggest people invest in colorful postits! Plausible deniability! (So glad i got my mom a lifetime pass years ago…) www.sfgate.com/national-par...

Let’s hope I don’t give myself food poisoning this time! I really need this…

Watching the Indy 500 just to open wheel something