Hey sf giants, this is how you celebrate your faith without making fans feels terrible about themselves! www.nytimes.com/athletic/738...

I really do not enjoy happy Tony Kanaan the team principal… (to be clear, completely separate from tk the driver!)

Palou and Indycar, man.

Sorry Malukas, you’re lil Dave until you win a race. We will consider Chef Dave IF you win… (please win) #Indycar #terrifiedofthatspanishdriver

My dad: “you should eat walnuts, they’re good for your brain.” Me, thinking there was some nutritional fact that makes them good for brains: “why’s that?” My dad: “they look like brains!” The man was 100% serious. And I was not a child, I was in law school. I love him a lot. Happy Father’s Day!

Bunch of angry, hostile looking Germans in a large group yelling and booing? That doesn’t make me feel uncomfortable at all.

If we are blessed to have Team USA take the win in the round of 32, requesting that Levi Stadium serenade the team with Party In the USA youtu.be/M11SvDtPBhA?...

Guess I should’ve tried harder to get tickets to games at Levi…

I truly love this for Andrew torgashev and Andrew torgashev specifically maybe he learned a thing or two #figureskating x.com/theiliasocie...

I miss when people rooted against Team USA because the US was big and rich, when now they do it because we are evil, and probably going to be poor when this is all said and done…

WE ARE ALL CAPE VERDE #worldcup

Catching up on #f1. Am a little bummed we did not get a cooldown room with Toto’s three sons: jubilant Lewis, Kimi the overtaker and George the overtaken? Would have been deliciously awkward!

Feeling extremely validated for nurturing my decades-long hatred for the SF Giants. Never trust a team that wears that much orange… www.sfgate.com/giants/artic...

Damnit Colton.

Are we losing bea because America voted wrong? IM ANGRY #loveislandusa

Stop trying to make hydration breaks happen. You know FIFA would let these players die of dehydration if the hydration breaks cost FIFA money…

Ok Bosnia gets a bye from my “anybody but Europe” World Cup rooting interests www.theplayerstribune.com/edin-dzeko-b...

Zach is gonna get his bff Bryce kicked off on this show if he continues to meddle with him and trinity. Who the else is gonna want Bryce’s turtle tongue ass besides trinity?? #loveislandusa

Any good feeds/follows for this every four years World Cup fan?

THATS MY INDYCAR DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT JOSEP HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I was on delay)

Man fuck Alex Palou. Seriously, fuck that guy.

But Obama wore a tan suit…

FREEDOM FROM THE GREAT FIREWALL OF CHINA

Who has a more unhinged view on what constitutes a conflict of interest, formula 1 or the Trump administration 😭

WE COULD HAVE HAD A CHARLES LECLERC COMPOSITION AT THE OLYMPICS #f1 #figuredkating youtu.be/gwrBUxNWC_w?...

Wow Marjorie really won the LaLa split… LaBaker skating skills going into Golden Waltz are going to be INSANE. This feels a little like the not horrible version of FBC, minus, you know, sexual assault allegations

Dear god, not only is gen z trying to make cigarettes a thing again, but they’ve also managed to make smoking, an admittedly generally cool looking thing, look dorky as fuck! (Yes I realize these are bay area denizens so it’s a *special* sample size) sfstandard.com/2026/05/30/g...

Never say I didn’t work hard for this…

I finally managed to watch the Indy 500 race without getting spoiled. What a fucking race. What a fucking RACE!

Puts on the Wienie 500 replay: yay!! 4 minutes later: Buxton! stop it! Stop saying girth! Stop it!!! Not you too tbell! It’s going to be an eventful 28 minutes isn’t it… youtu.be/2ut8bjqglxQ?... #indycar #indy500

We can’t let them claim what we love without a fight

Hahahahhahahahha say what you want about California being a failed state/woke nightmare/whatever the fuck is the latest Fox News soundbyte but this is awesome… www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

Not really how I want my favorite racing series to be making international news, but a good reminder of the grace and thoughtfulness Pato had in reacting to Indycar and his number being used in the DHS propaganda slop

Kaori married?!?!? This off season is working HARD

China Cons: authoritarian government (though lol given where the U.S. is going), language barriers, one terrifying trip to the hospital with Disneyland levels of crowds, the Great Firewall of China ruining my sanity, seemingly no bras bigger than a b cup… Pros: tomatoes, $0.53/lb. ITS A HARD CHOICE

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT. Indycar, more news in this flavor please and thank you

Ok does this mean that I will get better advice now than “you just need to lose weight. You just have to get comfortable with being hungry all the time.” www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Apologies for the whining but I came to China to kind of get a break from the Trump of it all. Harumph. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/w...

So it’s been a totally uneventful figure skating off season…

Oooo then who???

Hey Indycar, more of this kind of merch, less genocidal race wars/AI slop, please and thank you (Yes I realize it’s too hard to tell if that hot dog is AI slop we truly live in the darkest timeline)

Carson Hocevar went to Met Gala within striking distance of Sabrina Carpenter AND Alysa Liu? Watch this space…

15 favorite TV shows off the top of my head BSG Breaking Bad The Good Place Parks and Rec Frasier Doctor Who The Pitt (current fixation, unsure if it’ll go the distance) Insecure Terriers The Simpsons The X-Files Avatar the Last Airbender Gravity Falls Fleabag Andor

1. I swear I had nothing to do with this. 2. Is the younger woman crazy? Shanghai grannies are scary as fuck I would not mess with one. 3. I am reminded of the time I had to talk my mom down from starting something up with a woman who wouldn’t give up her seat on the metro back from Shanghai Disney.

Did Klay Thompson really fumble Megan Thee Stallion? I’m a dubs fan but wooooof. Men continue to be TRASH.

It’s so weird to act like shipping on The Pitt is some bizarre failure of media literacy. People have been shipping “serious” shows forever, and it’s kinda insulting to suggest fans have lost the ability to watch TV normally. ER literally had ship wars feat. Noah Wyle! variety.com/2026/tv/feat...

Today my waiter asked me where I was from as my accent clearly identifies me as not native Chinese. When I told him I was American his first question was whether I had a gun and then put his hands up. We aren’t marketing ourselves too well are we…

Talk to me when #indycar gets a costco livery for the 500… racer.com/2026/04/23/s...

lol euros and 4CC the same week when peacock doesn’t let you replay events for more than two days 😭 😭 are you trying to encourage me to 🏴‍☠️ in order to maintain any sort of sanity or semblance of a sleep schedule??

I really want to go to this race.