i used to live by a church that had graffiti across one wall reading I'M SO SAD SAD SAD SAD ABOUT MY DAD DAD DAD DAD and anyway i hope the anonymous poet knows how much their work has stuck with me

worst thing in the world just happened to me. i felt a cold hand crawl up my foot and looked down and it was my stupid son the robo vacuum trying to jumpscare me

wrote a thousand words but they don't really go anywhere. ah well. such is life

@samopei.bsky.social THIS USERNAME WAS A REFERENCE THIS WHOLE TIME?

#freiart // i'm really hopeful for project windless and also turns out i never posted this one here?? somehow?? here's some fanart for the bird that drinks tears, post-ending. samo pei visits her little brother in the rainforest of kiboren

has valentines day become way more of a craft activity for kids holiday since my youth or did i just go to a school that was way too religious to have us do glitter glue crafts in the name of a saint

the problem with having reblogged a clip of doechii tiny desk nissan altima is that now every time i go to my blog i have to listen to doechii tiny desk nissan altima three times before i can do anything else. i guess that isn't a problem

This pops up every once in awhile and I always share it. Wu Tang goes in and out of popularity with the times, but there's no denying there was a Dream Team level of talent and brilliance on that roster. True artists.

the timeline math i am having to do to figure out what is chronologically possible in this fic. wretched.

i can't believe i burned the "what the fuck are daddy issues traumatize your father back" post as a fic title on turtles a year before i ever met the vinsmokes

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

i am enjoying the conversations but maybe next year r/emap's goty lists should only go to top five lol

just got word they're making another fucking videogame.

the thing about paul simon's cool papa bell is that he pronounces "bullshit" like "bulls-shit" like people in a fantasy novel saying "gods damn it"

every time i make a change to a spreadsheet in browser excel and muscle memory hit ctrl-s and it pops up that 😊teehee you lovable little idiot we save FOR you😊..... please just let it go. i know. i know. i am inefficient but you are infuriating

scheduling my second mgs manic phase into my calendar right now thank u big konami

a previously semi-broken crossbar on my laundry drying rack appears to have completely broken off but i can't find it anywhere?? where did it go..............

if jinbei onepiece played dai he would spend thirty hours in the hinterlands he's so easily derailed by sidequests

i should finally read dogsred

it's beautiful when you go looking for art of a minor character and find the one artist in the world who has been drawing nothing but them for five years straight.

what 4 years will do to a gym bro's gains i guess

don't kiss me

i have tasks that absolutely need doing tonight.......... wait for me, character in the pear wiggler............. i will return............................

doing a wiki dive on science topics i'm unfamiliar with and having to delete the "en" in the url and replace it with "simple".... thank you wikipedia editors i appreciate your work 🤡😔

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

can someone come stand over me with a hammer till i get this work done. i can provide the hammer (mastercraft, 16 oz, rip hammer) or choice of other blunt instrument

im scared.

discord can we just assume i didn't sign up for your service at the tender age of three

[op]

[amca] listening to the tartakovsky clone wars ep while i do some chores and going THAT'S RIGHT 🗣🗣🗣🗣 every time they mention the art. THAT'S THE STRENGTH OF 2D ANIMATION 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 THAT'S THE STRENGTH OF GENNDY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

i'm sorry for this sportsball-ass post but i didn't know the patriots logo was a profile portrait of blurr tfa mewing

still thinking about y'all know i'm canada down. may be thinking about y'all know i'm canada down for the rest of my life.

does anyone remember if i had any plans today

still laughing a little about that poll going around tumblr like "would you prefer running a day of errands in -30c or +30c weather" because that is simply the difference in living in montreal in december or in august. move to a nice duplex in the plateau and you will quickly learn your preference

[op] review of zoro timeskip design:

[op] i need a chart of who was present for whose backstory reveal. as of fishman island brook has no idea why nami is here and nami has no idea why franky is here. some beautiful situations waiting for them in the wings as they work these mysteries out.

he would not fucking say that dot jpeg

the more one piece i read the funnier the tumblr OPLA clown event gets in retrospect

[amca] obikin but it's patrochilles is killing me.

sometimes u must bow to fate and simply loop twice heart shaker.mp3 for two full hours. such is life.

-i regularly wear short-sleeve button-ups undone over a tank top because my sartorial north star is an overexposed instant camera shot of someone's dad at the grand canyon in 1998 -i have embraced the bandana lifestyle in the last couple months as my hair grows out -God Fucking Damn It

pipo...... (softly) pipo.......................

for some reason* i know the great big sea cover of it's the end of the world as we know it better than the original, so when the original comes up i'm like. why is this so slow. why are the lyrics comprehensible at all. not sure why REM didn't get this song should be newfie folk rock. *canadian....

satsuki's hip tattoo phasing in and out of existence at any given point in official art 👍

imagine if i had picked a different island of earthsea for my username. i could have been borth.......

writing a notes app apology to all my friends with medically sensitive tummies because i gave myself some rare tummy trouble last night and now i truly understand your struggles

franky onepiece btw

explaining to friends that my key backpack requirement is not "looks good" or "is waterproof" or anything but simply "can i haul a twenty-pound bag of rice home in it"

chappell ROAN