It's really easy to get me in a musical you just have to have a large cast walk slowly towards the audience as the music slowly cresendos

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

whenever i think "i own enough t shirts already" i see something like this

Watching Chess is like, someone put a musical in a salad spinner. So seeing a "real musical" (Heathers) afterwards was crazy

Absolutely wonderful weekend even though I feel like I got hit by a bus

Really triumphant moment tonight where after watching a bunch of clips of Chess in Russian YouTube autoplayed another Russian musical clip and I was able to identify it as Wenn ich tanzen will from Elisabeth the Musical

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

WE WERE ROBBED!!!

Got back on Wellbutrin. Immediately became obsessed with Chess. Coincidence?

Thinking about a @thwphipps.bsky.social classic

Cher is short for Jack Reacher

Things in Chess that should win a Tony (new categories): -the bass clarinet -Bryce Pinkham's ability to be cringe -Nicholas Christopher keeping bad Russian accent through his beautiful singing -when they do the pants thing in One Night In Bangkok

A friend showed me Pathologic last night while I was half asleep and this is all I can remember

Found a bright spot. Share yours!

i need hell to be real so bad, man

We popping the biggest bottles when Maelgywn gets out of the gauntlet tonight!

Merchandise exclusively for me

Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire

🌋 🌞 🎶 SUMMER 2016 🎶 🌞🌋 🐟 📚 🚂 THE MARIELDA INTERLUDE BEGAN 🚂 📚 🐟 🌋 🌞 🎶 SUMMER 2026 🎶 🌞🌋 🐟 📚 🚂 TENTH ANNIVERSARY 🚂 📚 🐟

(sweating and panting) yeah I just sent an email

I get to SEE CHESS ON SATURDAY!!!! IF I REMEMBER TO BUY OUR TICKETS!!!!

Now that Chess is closing there's no reason to not let me be in the ensemble. I can't hurt anything. Let me dance around

seeing heathers and chess on subsequent days and eating basically only korean food in between. perfect weekend?

the most difficult thing in my life is i cant recommend my crazy gay shows to my family bc they simply wouldnt understand

Thinking about Gniesbert again

I love writing schmoopy Jason Todd fic while shaking my head the whole time to signal I don't agree with my own characterization

Don't want to be at work. Want to be listening to Izzy Roland absolutely nail the tone of The Neighborhood Listen

Do u think in the Pokemon universe they sell sexy Team Rocket roleplay costumes and people on PokeTumblr argue over whether it's problematic or not and one guy goes "actually my grandpa died during the Pokémon Tower takeover"

I’m on the Metro-North and there are two people with long-haired dachshunds in bags 10 feet away from each other and the two dogs are clearly aware of each others presence but the owners are not

From square one I'll be watching allllll sixty fourrrr!

What do people without fandoms do to like. Get through life. If you don't have a blorbo what do you even do

Cat absolutely wailing bc he wasn't allowed in the bathroom with me to take a shower

i dont actually like lea michelle's acting in Nobody's Side but goddamn she sings it

Watching the old Northernlion videos where he finds out he only has 7% female viewers and crying

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

the hungry observatory

why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill

I would take this as an act of overt aggression actually

Get you a friend you can be "two drunk girls in the bar bathroom" with about Chess and Half Man, which run the spectrum of all human emotion

pippin and patho have almost 0 of the same thematic concerns except of course a) the medium of theater as a metaphor and formal storytelling device and b) someone telling you to jump in a big hole and die

rip mark immortell you would've loved pippin

They should stop Chess in its tracks for The Arbiter and make him do that one 5 times in a row

I like when I scoop up one cat in each arm so I can put them in Bedroom Jail while I eat lunch

Tony Soprano might be a meow meow. Has anyone ever considered this

This is your fault

Really laughed. Thanks jasontoddslaywer

half man may update: the backs of my knees are VERY sweaty