The vacuum is very scary. The cats are pretty sure it's going to eat them

Pathologic 2

Things that the gentle touch of one of my sicko friends could fix: -Chess the Musical -Descendants -The Vampire Lestat -The X-files

Thank god MCU fans are getting the payoff they deserve in Avengers Doomsday: Shang-Chi will finally face his arch-rival, Gambit, in single combat

Which random series of AMVs would win. The Vampire Lestat or Descendants: Wicked Wonderland. On one hand TVL has Armand and Louis and Claudia. On the other hand Descendants has the Smees

When you “Like” and “Repost” my great posts here on Bluesky it is like I am a “Deer” and you are giving me a “Deer Biscuit”.

they should have world cup playoffs so they can determine who is the best world cup team of all

so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end

You KNOW the group chat watched Descendants 5 and then everybody changed their display names to smee

this is a renaissance painting

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

It was so funny I started the Murderbot show and almost immediately got angry

americans can't stop eating vegetables, even at the risk of explosive diarrhea. are we too healthy?

I was all excited to show the civil war ghost who haunts my house cool shit on youtube like metallica and dragon force, but all he wants to hear is turkey in the straw. this fucking guy loves turkey in the straw

This post convinced me to buy 100 more Powecom KN95 respirator masks with headstraps instead of 50. The current discount code at Bonafide (Trust20) meant they were less than $1 each, and I have comfortably worn them on 18-hour flights to Singapore.

how do all of you know who will stancil is. Go to sleep

nyc giving out free KN95s at these public libraries (for the wildfire smoke on its way, but like, let’s do this all the time) www.nyc.gov/site/em/abou...

refining an #amca post I made on tumblr. If you have questions I don’t have answers

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Watching an Instagram skit about being the only single person in the Airbnb and having war flashbacks

Damn looks like we might be getting the Spanish armada and not the Norman conquest

Another excellent entry in the deductive/metroidbrainia/investigation/thinkygame genre is out today: store.steampowered.com/app/3641000/...

Men in The Sopranos will literally have psychosexual dreams about all the women in their lives. Whether or not they're going to therapy

it was hot on my afternoon walk so i partook of a delicious diet mt dew from the convenience store. that's really the promise of america: nearly free and practically unlimited soda available in a 170 oz non-reusable plastic cup at any gas station from sea to shining sea. otherwise you're on your own

Colbyroo's spot. like if you agree

Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family.

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

I'm not really watching soccer but I'll miss the world cup posting when it's over. Kick that ball fellas

Me when I see those evil evil men in the Sopranos cheat on their sexy Italian milf wives

Cats are so fucking weird mine just silently follow me around and then spectate

My licking cat has three modes of licking: 1. I love you and I WILL be cleaning your ENTIRE arm 2. Welcome home, I must lick your leg to see where you've been 3. I am walking by you and I will give a single friendly lick to your closest exposed body part

"He wanted to tell her that, too, he wanted to tell her everything rotten and broken in his own cold, dead heart, but he fell asleep before he could, and in the morning, the weak sun through her curtains washed the desire away." from one of my favorite fics I've ever written. X-files in 2024 baby

There should be more musicals about gay betrayal that are good

Disappointed to learn that so many of my friends, avowed leftists and Democratic Socialists, have been having secret phone conversations with Mitch McConnell. Do better.

if you think about the marble nest you go to the hospital and then you die

we need to ban online gambling, all ads for gambling, and all mentions of spreads and lines and gambling companies on linear television broadcasts

In case you would like to make this amazing scene your own, I have made a blank template and even a meme generator link: imgflip.com/memegenerato...

"THEN LET ME PUT THIS IN LANGUAGE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND: THAT AIN'T GAWWNNA HAYPPEN" is immediately a brainworm for me

Wow I got a comment on my insane scorcher/frank fic and a comment on my insane titanium court fic in the same hour???? Who paid someone to do this

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

I simply think maybe a nazi tattoo should be disqualifying but also nobody gives a shit about women and the abuse of women

Whenever Lestat mentions wolves the entire group watch chat erupts with SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN WOLVES

Contradiction: Spot the Liar! ($9.74) - Tim Follin - yes, THAT Tim Follin! - delivers... an FMV point and click murder mystery! as the charmingly eclectic Detective Jenks, keep track of where information just doesn't add up to crack this case. store.steampowered.com/app/373390/C...

they just had a world cup yesterday. having all these world cups in a row cheapens the experience

Is a rape allegation enough to take out political candidates these days? 🤪

I listened to Kesha's Joyride so much in the first few weeks of broken foot that I can smell the cast water protector when I listen to it

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

enjoying some yogurt covered pretzels with red and white sprinkles left over from an office 4th of july party but shaking my head so everyone knows i don't condone the pretzels' latent jingoism