I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life

Was doing okay but the moving stress plus a mysterious sleep disorder plus (waves hands) finally got me and I'm Meltdown Mwednesday

CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.

I've decided to add Rick Steves to my harem

Some belated #fattrewind, Samot from 2019 (I should redraw this, I miss him)

Going to eat an earring like an underestimated dog

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

every gm that didn't make a play for lamar at the time should be banned from football

When I move I'll change my whole life and be clean. And go to the gym. And put 25% of my salary in my 401k

What if after going to the mall for work clothes tomorrow I miraculously gain or lose 20 pounds. What then. I probably shouldn't go at all

that first coke zero of the day,

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Does Dunge0n Crawler Carl actually improve after the first book because this is a fucking slog my friends

Y'all still had Disney Plus to cancel???

Jimmy Fallon Executed After Ending Show's 20 Minute Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 8 Seconds Early

Happy 5th birthday to the official theme for Spirit Halloween

i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

Another politician who needs to be 1000 miles from any actual power but also needs a podcast reviewing episodes of Animaniacs

some professional news: due to various insensitive comments made in the wake of Charlie Kirk's murder, I have fired @michaelhobbes.bsky.social from the If Books Could Kill podcast. the show will continue as usual, with me playing the role of both michael and peter

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

trivia time! Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals? A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)

jacqui and aria for secret samol, 2019 #fattrewind #friendsatthetable

hella & adelaide utena au, 2018 #fattrewind #friendsatthetable

The day the Marielda finale came out I came home from work, listened to the whole thing in one sitting while sobbing and then went to sleep at like 7 pm bc I was so tired from crying

#fattrewind, my marielda finale 1 year anniversary piece, 2017. still fuck heavily with this one

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Writing fanfic over the years has somehow led to me trying to move my whole life to NYC for lots of reasons but, for one, to be walkable to friends I made writing it! #fattrewind

Don't read my old fanfic. Love erin

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

You wanna know what the weak point of a mech is? The fucking pilot. #friendsatthetable

the talking flower from mario wonder, which everyone famously loved, can now exist in your house and catcall you in the shower

Chris Pratt Mario....2!!!!!! Is the thing we need to unite us in these troubling times

A quick Shego 🌹✨ #art

ah just a moment, my blood sugar is emailing me

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

She's girlbossing. She's gatekeeping. She's gaslighting. AND she's geriatric. I didn't say a name but you thought of her didn't you :)

i love drawing our girl uriel #orv

the goat won't stop

Ice cream trucks should cruise around playing soft jazz at 2 AM

Anyway so how's everybody doing. I had a burrito today

100% they're gonna pass "Charlie's Law" and I'm excited to see what's in it (eg Pete Buttigieg made illegal)

2025 got me feeling like an invalid yoshi color

All of these people could ride the convention circuit gravy train forever due to their previous projects. Not one of them is in an "I need to pay my mortgage" situation. Nobody is hard up here. This is really disappointing.

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

I want a fish