Honestly a badge of honor for @theneedling.com

I think we can agree that it is a net positive for Free Press people to stay home.

Dad’s Eyes Well Up At Sight Of Perfectly Packed Cooler https://theonion.com/dad-s-eyes-well-up-at-sight-of-perfectly-packed-cooler-1819578999/

To go to a D-Day commemoration & speak in favor of racial purity & the segregation of degenerate cultures smacks of sour grapes, Pete.

Good news: 2,000 years ago we killed God and this happened.

Art by Doug Beekman for Darkmage by Barbara Hambly (1988)

Look, I know he’s pitching better this year, but one ancillary benefit of there being roster consequences for this kind of bigoted bullshit is Dave can’t become weirdly obsessed with him come October

How it feels to fix the dishwasher by cleaning out the pressure sensor

What an embarrassment

I regret to inform you that the LOTR movies still kick so much ass

My wife introduced me as “he’s not quiet, he just doesn’t feel the need to always say something” and I’ve never felt more seen.

Trump is an irredeemable asshole who appeals to assholes.

The highest payroll team in MLB is getting its ass kicked because of home runs by Patrick Wisdom and Jhonny Pereda in this pro-salary cap essay I will

The money was always there for the good things.

Everything I know about Euphoria has been against my will

difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations

The Frog of War Dog

Look at the pure joy!!

Want to replace toilet. Find toilet we want. In stock at Home Depot. Go to Home Depot and can’t find toilet. Ask worker about toilet. “We don’t really carry toilets in stores anymore, order online”. Go back home. Look online. Toilet will take 2 weeks to arrive.

*whispers* The idea that God is GENDERED is actually the really creepy position to take.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

“God is nonbinary” is AWANA-level theology. it was common knowledge in my sunday school class. only became controversial when the epstein class self-radicalized into mortal paranoia at anything that can’t be easily sorted into the laziest categories on Pornhub.

You can set your YouTube Shorts daily limit to 0 in the app and then they stop appearing in your searches.

I'm concerned people think I'm joking about this.

“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”

STARFOX 64

there are two types of ads: political and AI

This is monstrous, evil shit "Cemetery officials confirmed to Task & Purpose that the pages were unpublished” to meet recent orders by President Donald Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth targeting race and gender-related language and policies in the military."

One of my all-time favorite moments from Colbert’s show — this exchange with Dua Lipa on faith and grief.

colbert isn’t necessarily bluesky’s bag and i get that (i appreciate the man himself more than his actual tv show) but the cancelation is a loss and i think television and mainstream pop culture in general is probably worse off without him.

Catching up on a few things, and was delighted to read this thoughtful #Animorphs essay by @samanthawrites.net. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Proud to be the 100th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Until the Last Villain Dies — A Draw Steel adventure & more!!

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Proud to be the 2,133rd Supporter 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Lovecraft Investigations: The Call of Cthulhu!

Massive congratulations to the Lovecraft Investigations team, fully-funded in under an hour! 🐙🥳 Can’t wait for this! @juliansimpson.bsky.social @maybeitwasutah.bsky.social

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

BASEBALL IS LIFE

"i spent all of high school on cqll of duty and pornhub instead of studying and now any random piece of information has the potential to warp my tiny brain"

We’re just normal men

I started Daredevil Reborn mostly out of boredom, and I am pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed S2.

I feel pity for the folks who believe in a weak, mewling, needy Christ who requires forceful state sponsorship by the likes of Donald Trump and JD Vance and Mike Johnson to achieve His goals. What a puny god.

I'm sorry, what? In writing my first monograph, I spent six weeks trying to track down a citation in TWO languages I didn't know. And good thing too, because the citation was wrong. That's scholarship. That's research. You know, the thing we're trained to do?!?

Hell yea Frankenstein!