It’s kind of intense the amount of times poor Olivia Pope has someone throw her cell phone away like omg

Legion of Doom

My PI presented at grand rounds about academic writing and this was her slide about the results you get when you cram/procrastinate. LOL (I adore her!)

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

Spotify wrapped this year is a really clear indicator they no longer give a fuck about user experience—and just think you need them / won’t go through the hassle to find an alternative. I think this, along with recent news about their plan to increase prices in 2026 is the impetus I needed.

Lots of groups in the position to help assuming helping entitles /authorizes them to ensure how anyone in need is allowed to use their help. This country infantilizes anyone in need under the guise of “accountability” and the bias that anyone seeking aid needs to be monitored is by violent design.

And now it is

It’s not too late in the day to submit myself to the sea

Saw my fave tiny guy client this evening and he had the sniffles and clearly was sick and he went — I got a cold but don’t worry it’s not contagious it’s just going around my class. 😭

Grandaddy, unexpectedly, is the loudest show I’ve been to all year

Keegan just said “Grandaddy is a dog band, and The Weakerthans are a cat band”

just got raptured. completely nude. the angels are laughing at my appendages

the people yearn for shit that actually works for them

Saw an undergrad psych student knitting a vest of the entire DSM and I’m begging people to stop glorifying that book. Have never had mentors/profs I respected not spend a lot of time focused on understanding the systemic place it holds while debunking the myth that it is some mh bible.

we stand for the flag in this house

Sure whatever but can someone get me the deets on this entire fit because she has great taste lolz

Kansas stays winning. Love you Kansas

CONRAD IS IN THERAPY THIS SZN OK GOOD (Still hate him..)

I want to be chill and cool but I feel like Butters from South Park the minute I have any internal dialogue with myself

Gonna throw up

Alright, I’m moving, I’ve had enough of Portland actually

I’m sobbing at Perfume Genius. living my purpose.

Huge moment for me a born and raised lifelong citizen of New York City!!! 🍎 ❤️‍🔥

Tonight we are all fair weather Mets fans

“Tonight, we made history … I will be your democratic nominee for mayor of New York City” - Zohran Mamdani

i don’t have the knowledge base required to say where zohran’s campaign ranks all time but, at least since i started following politics, i can’t think of a better one

GOOD THINGS ARE STILL POSSIBLE!!!!

My most listened to for the first half of 2025 🌟

bleak fucking outlook for our stupid species

Doing something unhinged with my day off— searching for a physical Nichole Nordeman CD from 2004

Love how Superchick was like oh we love Barlow Girls so much let’s write a song about how they’re virgins!

I contain multitudes (love Steve Buscemi in Boardwalk Empire and in Spy Kids)

NYT hasn't been this deliriously hungry for blood since 2003

What, and I stress, the fuck

I’ve believed a lot of stuff in a lot of movies over the years, but I’m supposed to believe Antonio Banderas can’t make his wife cum?

The revolution is gonna be here any day now and I’m going to regret not klarna-ing a gun and some satellite radios

Do not attempt to find the skateboard kid out there. Instead find the skateboard kid within yourself.

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

What a photo. Paramount, California, U.S., June 7, 2025 @reuters.com

“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!” ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you

There is no bigger story right now than the White House asserting that California residents are in a state "of rebellion against the authority of the Government of the United States."

If a fairly unknown director could be backed to make Orca TWO years after Jaws came out— there is simply no reason we cannot have a mid budget range market for the rom coms resurgence!

this is incredibly moving to me -- I'm fond of that song (it contains one of Wurster's sickest fills EVER), and like...this is it. This is the place. We're usually far from here but we're from here. Thanks Alex.

A few weeks late on this one, but new Alien Boy is also an amazing record. This is what the 80s and 90s actually sounded like alienboypdx.bandcamp.com/album/you-wa...

I have decided we are in the least romantic / sensual era of cinema and what could heal this nation is the the re-emergence of the Nicholas Sparks box office era.

Nothing has ever been as satisfying to me as Taylor herself saying Reputation was the first album she felt so good about and even now didn’t think she could re-do! I have been SAYING THISSSSS OK

Told my mom I had a horrendous dream where she got hurt last night that ruined my day and she replied THIS hahahahah

Watched the guitarist for dogs on acid use a hair clip that fell out if his hair as a pick last night and just feel like this is all I can think about now