This is so funny

Trash Cat’s two settings

Trash Cat and I at the beginning of a snow storm and then 48 hours later

“There is an abundance of misinformation out there and information overload,” Cappucci says. “Ultimately, the public has to be able to sift through the noise and find a trusted source, but that's becoming increasingly difficult in a sea of clickbait, hype, and monetized posts.”

Inside me, there are two wolves

I’m seeing this amazing clip of Mel Brooks singing “A Little Piece of Poland” from the 1983 film “To Be or Not to Be” making the rounds today for um, reasons. A gem!

Trash Cat is the star, the moment, and the vibe

I didn’t start going to the Met Opera until the pandemic! Cheap seats lured me in and now I’m hooked. It’s not for everyone but there’s got to be a better plan to raise attendance than banking on the Saudis

Friends, do you need a shot of cheer? This piece made my day

It’s up to us to save this tiny, underfunded cottage industry

Trash Cat speaks for us all

Damn, these old “Twilight Zone” episodes sure are woke

Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.

I’m awfully tired of these kind of pieces

Someone needs to buy this incredibly weird and wonderful house

I have purchased a patchouli so dank that my living room smells like Wetlands, 1992

🤟Good morning! For the @nytimes.com, I profiled Dave Mustaine of Megadeth. In print 1/25. [Gift link]🤟

Starting a beauty influencer campaign that voting stimulates collagen

Today's music pick is by Dr. Octagon. Kool Keith plays the 9:30 Sunday with Atmosphere, Sage Francis, R.A. the Rugged Man, and MR Dibbs: impconcerts.com/event/atmosp...

Watching old episodes of “The Twilight Zone” and giving myself the bona fide vintage creeps

The sleepiest knish

this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"

I enjoyed this article

I had a good day just for spite

Lemon, It's January 14.

This is not true, and people should stop disseminating it as if it is.

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The last time I turned to TV news programming for comfort was spending hours watching NY1 on the day of and after 9/11

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Sure I’m a writer but I’m really a games company

i so want to be a happy rhino playing with a dik dik

At least it's honest

Snood

People posting AI slop videos of cats doing weird things makes no sense when there are millions of real cats out there doing weird shit every minute of the day

Alert, I will be continuing to post classic stories from the earliest days of @theonion.com

Recommended article of the day

An arsonist hit a Mississippi synagogue Saturday. Seven Torahs were damaged or destroyed in the fire. One Torah, from the Holocaust, was in a glass case and wasn't touched. The same synagogue was bombed by the KKK in 1967. mississippitoday.org/2026/01/10/f...

Recommended watch: My only complaint about the wonderful short film about Carol Kane and her mother Joy is that it’s too short! I could have watched a full 90 minutes of it, it was that compelling @criterion.bsky.social

2006 goals: Before I die, i will have written the Great American Novel 2026: Before I die, i will have learned to play the opening drum solo from Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher”

Hello, friends! Rather than add to the misery (and instead of cleaning my home), I will post some of my favorite articles from the earlier days of @theonion.com theonion.com/you-know-the...

I have a note: journalists shouldn’t post AI slop in a time of national crisis

Used cooking oil has grown so expensive that organized crime is now deeply involved. @moiradonovan.bsky.social takes a look at the greasy gold rush: ambrook.com/offrange/sup...

If you must wake up to a song, let yourself be cheered by the soaring disco classic “Native New Yorker” by Odyssey

The news is so upsetting that I actually started cleaning my home

I’m actually considering stepping into the GLP-1 weight loss drug beat. There’s so much: Healthcare, pop culture, insurance horrors, mental health, telehealth grifting, drug pricing, misinformation, etc…

Emergency Trash Cats

Hey, girlies! Get dready with me

I never talk about politics with my therapist. I just start each session with a sad moo sound and she says “I understand”

I hadn’t posted on Twitter/X for over a year. I kept it for the DMs in case anyone wanted to get in touch. After checking for the first time in months, no one messaged me because everyone I like is gone. Oh well, later X