Rice cakes, queen?

Still got spots left! Looking like we'll have smaller groups than previous classes, which is a slight bummer for me, but absolutely awesome for you, because we're gonna have a ton more time to go in depth and play. CASH IN ON THIS IRONY WHILE YOU CAN

canadian century of prosperity

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

personally i am trying to stop deportations, but your thing sounds cool too

who's the english va for "loner in a hole in a wall" from culinary class wars S2, cause brother i have never heard anyone sound so much like these images, very pathetic and barely holding it together, 10/10

More relevant than ever, and by popular demand: another LIMITED run of our Antifa miniatures shirt courtesy of SlowDeath Games. Available in red or black and several sizes. Only in the shop for a couple of weeks so nobody's waiting forever for these to arrive. Grab yours now, terrorists!

It's that time again, folks. Join me for my acclaimed workshop, The One That BOOKED! I've got a bunch of new material to work with, and can't wait to hear what you've got. Sign up soon, these seats go fast. (class runs approx 3hrs)

ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month. Statement from Standing Rock:

they’ve radicalized the cock posters

I know this woman irl, she is a liberal wine mom yoga teacher and she's posting Parenti screenshots. We are going to win

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure

JD Vance in Minneapolis today — name the bingo categories

this showing up everyday to resist fascism shit aint easy man. but im sure the dutch resistance would have bitched online as well if they could

This is the real deal

happy animal crossing update day to all who celebrate (me)

i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature

I enjoy it in movies and television where a woman gives birth and the doctor holds up an infant that is clearly at least 13 months old that they smeared some goo on

the great thing about the choices laid before us is that it costs us nothing to be optimistic

ICE agents only do this because they are extremely well-trained and experienced with the situations they are creating

Thank you @women

The guys who washed out of ICE training should be put in a tag, fix and release scheme like stray animals

That could have been me. It could have been Anne, my wife. It could have been both of us. Any of us. If that's not insane enough, a 6-year old boy is now an orphan and has been informed that his mom is not coming home. I'll be real clear: Fuck ICE. Fuck Noem. Fuck Trump.

Come watch us be sword lesbians!

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

Guillermo del Toro: "I've taken some liberties in adapting the Mary Shelly novel, I hope everyone understands." Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."

"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.

I hate that the 😗 is associated with kissing so I can't use it as that stupid blank expression they do in cartoons that I love

Anderson Silva

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

WHAT WE DID IT!!! CITY OF THE WOLVES IS THE FIGHTING GAME OF THE YEAR I AM OK!~!!!!!!

secure the perimeter

In 1986 the Genovian People's Liberation Front assassinated Regent Clarise Renaldi's favorite cousin and Future Queen Mia Thermopolis' uncle by marriage, the Count Montebarlo, with a car bomb

No one: Robert Eggers: I'll make my OWN cinematic monster universe! With Blackjack and Hookers!

Burbank people, be careful walking your dogs at night, the coyotes are patrolling. Tony and I ran into a pack of 4, so get big and loud to scare them off. Throw a pinecone and get back safely🐕😤

Big Tony News!!

Reacher is just Xena for the boys (he has autism)

Morning.

1) support for my girl, fuck that lesbian 2) I absolutely relate to the posts where someone responds to depression by cooking a beautiful meal and not enjoying it. Been there!