english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

Guillermo del Toro: "I've taken some liberties in adapting the Mary Shelly novel, I hope everyone understands." Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."

"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.

I hate that the 😗 is associated with kissing so I can't use it as that stupid blank expression they do in cartoons that I love

Anderson Silva

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

WHAT WE DID IT!!! CITY OF THE WOLVES IS THE FIGHTING GAME OF THE YEAR I AM OK!~!!!!!!

secure the perimeter

In 1986 the Genovian People's Liberation Front assassinated Regent Clarise Renaldi's favorite cousin and Future Queen Mia Thermopolis' uncle by marriage, the Count Montebarlo, with a car bomb

No one: Robert Eggers: I'll make my OWN cinematic monster universe! With Blackjack and Hookers!

Burbank people, be careful walking your dogs at night, the coyotes are patrolling. Tony and I ran into a pack of 4, so get big and loud to scare them off. Throw a pinecone and get back safely🐕😤

Big Tony News!!

Reacher is just Xena for the boys (he has autism)

Morning.

1) support for my girl, fuck that lesbian 2) I absolutely relate to the posts where someone responds to depression by cooking a beautiful meal and not enjoying it. Been there!

Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit

i should be allowed to shin kick any adult i see wearing harry potter merchandise in public

Go see @realgdt.bsky.social ‘s Frankenstein in theaters. It’s horrifically beautiful and dripping with style. I could barely keep up with how rich it was with historical/cultural context from the period it was written, all the way up to now. I cried a lot. Another knockout by my favorite guy💀♥️

i will never stop talking about how james cameron’s avatar is just dances with wolves. Like beat for beat

Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache

Sending love to everyone whose health care has been jeopardized by the Democratic cave-in. These Democratic elites will not be part of the solution. We must proceed with that understanding.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Uncles are always getting roasted on here and I'm tired of it. The only misinformation I tell my nephew is that he's good at drumming and his mother loves snakes.

The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true KEY PART

The entire cast of "Vice" is being encased in a tomb with Dick Cheney (Source: tinyurl.com/u69ycwfv)

OPLA's casting needs to be the object of study, because it is insane how perfect it continues to be

thank you NY Post for reminding me that Mamdami’s wife is a total babe. I hadn’t thought of that for a while. Cheers

Happy Halloyeen

best thing about the world series being crazy tonight is getting to read @pabstblueronin.bsky.social posts and watch them slowly devolve from good natured griping into the scribblings of a madman, unable to escape his tartarus

AI scammers replicating your voice to take advantage of your grandpa

Had the incomparable pleasure of meeting @thedavidhayter.bsky.social recently, and it’s actually really good to meet your heroes♥️ Such a gentleman; when the pen he signed my print with at the studio was icky, he brought another the next day just because.

In Ghost of Yōtei: Gēmuchenjā, Atsu finds herself on a hellish gameshow where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning. paletteswap.site/dif...

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

The in utero tylenol didn't take so I'm playing the Felix Biederman Metal Gear Solid podcast series for my daughter

Animated Banshees of Inisherin remake starring Frog and Toad

you simply do not "have to hand it to" any generation of the young republicans, and if you're a reformed former young republican the appropriate place to discuss your feelings about it is a therapist's office

it's not FOR us

chopped? Cooked? why dont you CHOP some vegetables and COOK your family a meal

Genuinely cannot think of a single country artist with more crossover success. Genius level stupid take

Good :) because if it can't exist without proper pay and permissions it shouldn't exist

Saving this in case a beloved Chinese character actor ever gives a really bitter interview