every day that i deprive myself of a blend of neutral oil, rice vinegar, sesame oil, ginger, and garlic is a day I have not performed proper self care

Yes, The Meg is a bad movie, but have you considered the Thai Hey Mickey cover from the soundtrack absolutely fucks

Smoking that shit that makes you Lt. Commander Data

Seriously. If you've ever spent any time in the left, you've met a Graham Platner

At 3:30 PM PST I'm gonna debut my vtuber model, play Meccha Chameleon, and build a stream schedule with chat!! She still is going to have a few tweaks but I'm ready to just go and learn as I do rather than wait for everything to be perfect! #OHMA #ElectricEel #Vtuber #debut

i can't explain why but they need to cast Rudy Giuliani's son in the Starship Trooper's reboot

Family tree highlights: 1314: Clan Ross fights the English at Bannockburn 1862: Enoch Palmer survives the battle of Shiloh after taking a head wound 1971: Grandpa Hurley tells my dad not to go to Vietnam, as it is a "stupid war" 1989: My dad is in Roadhouse briefly

i love how insane everyone is now

Movies I am always forcing people to watch

another doja tweet has hit endor

ok here’s what i’m thinking for this summer. handburger. cheeseburger. pasta salad. ice cream sandwich. popsicle

Yeah see that's the problem.

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasising about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

THE EXTREME HEAT OF RIVERSIDE COUNTY PREVENTS ADVANCED CULTURAL DEVELOPMENT. THE ANGLOS AND GERMANICS INDULGE IN METHAMPHETAMINE AND THEIR INDULGENCE POLLUTES THE MINDS OF THE SUPERIOR RACES FORCED TO LIVE THERE. IT IS A PLACE FIT ONLY FOR BUILDING MOTOCROSS TRACKS

MY BOYYSSSSSSS😭😭♥️♥️

You might say we are pals

how computers work

Honeycrisp, cosmic crisp, first kiss... The new apples come and go. The pink lady endures

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life I love you all I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

Before going fishing on Friday night I got a torta from the place where the ICE agents got chased out of. I dedicate this bowfin to the lady who slapped the horchata out of that pigs hand

couples costume idea: ohta and fukui-san from Iron Chef, and you just do heated live commentary all night

Just had a coaching session cancel for the best of reasons: The audition we worked on last week BOOKED BABY

Oh a trans woman was mean to you? You found her personally abrasive? Well that's the same as being shot at by an occupying force, probably.

hey yall I just found out what Thomas Kinkaide looked like

Trying to get through 2026

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

It took a lot not to be rude than this

“Regretful“ Trump voters always remind me of the James Baldwin quote: “People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state on innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster.”

i'm currently getting mass cancelled on bluesky for simply having clear eyes a full heart and not losing. you cannot make this up.

this weekend i collaged a poem of sorts based on some of the conversations i overheard around fanfest. each line was said by a different person at a different time. so... let's meet again!

brennan lee mulligan popping off on the jerk who called oscar montoya "goofy": "grounded" is a poor man's "truthful." if you're around people who say to "make it more grounded," you're talking to someone who directs geico commercials. these people are human chatgpt. you need to dispose of them." 🔥

World Penguin Day is observed annually on April 25. Say hello to this little penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head, looking like a little beret. Repost of @i: Original post

still actively obsessed w this

"Joy is resistance" is not just a platitude, it's actual fucking praxis

Best post ever?

White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous

y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

good morning

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

This must have sounded so cool in his head

After the revolution, we will create an American Iron Chef that is actually good. First ingredient will be Bobby Flay