Before going fishing on Friday night I got a torta from the place where the ICE agents got chased out of. I dedicate this bowfin to the lady who slapped the horchata out of that pigs hand

couples costume idea: ohta and fukui-san from Iron Chef, and you just do heated live commentary all night

Just had a coaching session cancel for the best of reasons: The audition we worked on last week BOOKED BABY

Oh a trans woman was mean to you? You found her personally abrasive? Well that's the same as being shot at by an occupying force, probably.

hey yall I just found out what Thomas Kinkaide looked like

Trying to get through 2026

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

It took a lot not to be rude than this

“Regretful“ Trump voters always remind me of the James Baldwin quote: “People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state on innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster.”

i'm currently getting mass cancelled on bluesky for simply having clear eyes a full heart and not losing. you cannot make this up.

this weekend i collaged a poem of sorts based on some of the conversations i overheard around fanfest. each line was said by a different person at a different time. so... let's meet again!

brennan lee mulligan popping off on the jerk who called oscar montoya "goofy": "grounded" is a poor man's "truthful." if you're around people who say to "make it more grounded," you're talking to someone who directs geico commercials. these people are human chatgpt. you need to dispose of them." 🔥

World Penguin Day is observed annually on April 25. Say hello to this little penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head, looking like a little beret. Repost of @i: Original post

still actively obsessed w this

"Joy is resistance" is not just a platitude, it's actual fucking praxis

Best post ever?

White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous

y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

good morning

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

This must have sounded so cool in his head

After the revolution, we will create an American Iron Chef that is actually good. First ingredient will be Bobby Flay

If you don't know, the Catholic Church owns many, many hospitals and clinics throughout our country- the only hospital in my home town is catholic. This is extremely discriminatory, endangering, and in many instances tantamount to refusal of care causing death. Something needs done.

Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art

I Know Why the Aged Nerd Swings

I said this when I turned on the rice cooker.

Was always confused why they had David Palmer sing Dirty Work but after listening to the whole catalog I kinda get it: Donald Fagen can convincingly play almost any kind of gormless loser except for one who’s actually having sex

he said we couldn’t have 2% of streaming profits because they couldn’t afford it

The ability to buy anything on account of having too much money wrecks a person's brain just like a zero-gravity environment destroys muscle mass and bone density. Human bodies are designed for resistance and they liquefy rapidly without it.

in honor of #OPLA chopper being announced have biblically accurate chopper :] #ONEPIECE #ONEPIECELiveAction #TonyTonyChopper

this really is what it’s like

people who blow vape clouds in doctors office lobbies should be studied like bugs under glass

does anyone want to hire me as a private cook, i make great soups, salads and sandwichs

Behold the sleepiest boy

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.

naps are fun .｡🌙 #deadlock

the world is falling apart, do i- A) start streaming B) start a podcast about the Wire, but it gets “like so deep, man” C) continue the difficult but worthwhile work of making art and loving my community D) only feet account E) a secret, worse thing

Trying to inhabit the mind palace of someone who goes on vacation to Dubai without any awareness of the geopolitical situation that lead to Dubai becoming a desirable place for westerners to visit

Check out this podcast by my cousins Shane and Spence. They have a fantastic rapport from the jump and this is a great episode. I was particularly tickled by the description of Dunk and Egg as a "somewhat hapless behemoth of a man, and a little boy"

i know Canada is also bad and all but we could have been spared this

we’re so fucking back

Heated Rivalry (2025)

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy