Happy birthday to @decodeli.bsky.social. A good man

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

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❓ Bobby Portis as the contrarian Captain? ❓ Cason Wallace puts up 25+ fantasy points? Read Tuesday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, headchopper, stevietpfl & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

“Giannis Antetokounmpo (1.7 FP/minute) hasn’t posted a ceiling game in a while, but the usage is still sky high even with Khris Middleton back.” @greentailshiner.bsky.social's NBA Core Plays Live for Saturday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

❓ Anthony Davis a lock in cash? ❓ Jarrett Allen racks up 50+ fantasy points? Read Friday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, @dfs-almanac.bsky.social, TJ_Zwarych5 & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

❓ Play Shai Gilgeous-Alexander in cash? ❓ PJ Washington records a 20-point double-double? Read Tuesday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, headchopper, stevietpfl, & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

❓ Anthony Davis a lock in cash? ❓ Play Jonathan Kuminga for salary relief? Read Sunday's NBA Expert Survey with @greentailshiner.bsky.social, krayton12, & TJ_Zwarych5: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

“Rumors of the demise of LeBron James appear to have been greatly exaggerated, while Anthony Davis finally flashed a ceiling after a few lean games before the last one.” @greentailshiner.bsky.social's NBA Core Plays Live for Sunday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

“This is a fantastic spot for both of Anthony Davis and LeBron James, though I prefer AD even at his more elevated salaries overall.” @greentailshiner.bsky.social' NBA Core Plays Live for Sunday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

[nick sirianni runs a complicated trick play that backfires] you fool, you absolute buffoon [dan campbell runs a complicated trick play that backfires] you beautiful madman

❓ Zach LaVine a lock in cash games? ❓ Alexandre Sarr scores 50+ fantasy points? Read Tuesday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, headchopper, stevietpfl & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...

“Tyler Herro (28% usage, 1.21 FP/minute) has been Miami’s best player this season, while Bam Adebayo (1.09) and Butler (1.13) are providing their typical steady production.” @greentailshiner.bsky.social's NBA Core Plays Live for Sunday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...