9/11 Twin Towers sext: Talk about getting your back blown out, am I right?

William Peter Blatty: OMG guys!!! the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!!!! Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!!!!! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker:

FRESHEN YUR DRINK GUVNAH

“Bush’s Baked Babies” “Now available in Chipotle Hot Honey Ranch”

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

Went to see Supergirl this morning and then walked into a local vintage shop and found this hanging on the wall.

international soccer is maybe the funniest sport to pull this navel gazing hairshirt shit about, we americans still have a lot to learn about being soccer fans

Al Bundy:

I would be interested in hearing how this *isn’t* wire fraud.

*eye twitches uncontrollably*

MY TIME HAS COME

there are several different Types Of Guy who set off unsanctioned fireworks, and i absolutely have a stack-ranked list of them from best to worst

I suspect this is part of why SSSPX pushed the issue now. The story has a LOT of 'insider baseball' but if you know how to keep a scorecard it's revealing. And it's not the public facing commentary of the headline which matters. www.ncronline.org/vatican/vati...

lol

My fursona

Ngl these two photos of the finale might be my favorite.

The God Emperor listens to the YMCA

pee is a soup and poo is a gumbo

There's a perverse symbolism in the legacy of White racism sheltering under the bowers of all African Americans have done for this country while patiently waiting for the chance to go back to insisting we are a drain upon their society and that they never needed us at all.

slave-ass religion

Got a raspado and an asada and some kid two doors down just fired a bottle rocket towards his family sitting on their front porch which caused a drunk tia to chase him down the street and she tripped and fell out of her chanclas and everyone did the OHHHHHHH where you hold your fist up to your mouth

“was it a pope or a king who like famously had a bunch of wives??” “DO YOU MEAN HENRY VIII”

the Predator handshake meme but the two sides are "Michael Jordan" and "Transfemmes" united together by "Daddy Issues"

Jonathan Banks reprises him Mike Ehrmantraut character from Breaking Bad for a message for America’s 250th "There is right vs. left. And there is right vs. wrong"

I’m already preparing a t-shirt with Timothy McVeigh, Charlie Kirk, and David Koresh smiling affirmatively in front of a bold lightning strike as a bald eagle holding a flag with 7 or 8 AI-generated stripes honors our fallen semiquincentennial patriot martyrs from the Battle of MAGA Mall.

This dude is dusted to the eyeballs. He's not scoping shit out he's high as a kite and wondering how long until he can go back to the can for another bump. Gnashing his teeth like James Brown lol

A reminder that as you see photos of those Patriot Front douchebags today, they are marching on a holiday because none of them have anywhere else to be. None of them have friends or family who want them around on a holiday. No one is missing them today. They're already with their only friends.

I had this exact same experience. It really was a huge deal. I think presidential candidates should run on a 250 re-do. Get the biggest names in music to sign up for it ahead of time. “When I win I’ll show you how to throw a REAL party and yes Taylor Swift has already signed on” would flip districts

Both you and the British can eat my shit and hair, Josh.

in vilnius city you are required to replace any trees that you chop down with the same amount of trees and the same cumulative diameter of trees as was there before

it's really eye opening once you realize just how much of rural/red state politics is "keeping the same wealthy families as wealthy as possible" and "funneling state funds from the working poor to upper middle class families so they can start their fifth business"

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Bam Margaritaville

ALSO worth noting that Douglass literally says “I am *not* arguing about this shit in the marketplace of ideas, I refuse to treat a ‘debate’ over basic human rights with any seriousness at all, we all know what the truth is here, anyone who denies that truth is not available to be reasoned with”’

If you're both lesbians, who's the master and who's the commander?

In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you.