This is really not the point, but this is what happens when you erase non-European advances from our collective history.

The company sent it to me when I was a tech journalist, hoping for a review. Welp, here's my much-deserved good review, 26 years later. The Adaptive Sound Technologies sleep + sound is excellent, and will last you decades. That is the rarest thing in late capitalism. www.soundofsleep.com/soundsleep/

some apple exec: I spent twenty million on an ad campaign and he just tweeted it out

"You have no idea the sacrifices I made raising you" "Bitch, abortion was right there. You CHOSE to yank a soul from nothingness. You CHOSE to raise them the way you raised them. Everything up until I / We / He / She / It / They were 18 years old was - largely - a choice YOU made."

He’s the type of dude who I just want to sit in a room with while him and share drinks while him and a couple buddies trade stories and bullshit back and forth.

Call your parents by their fucking names. Treat them as human beings - not mythical figures. Break the spell. It's liberating.

“The Iranian crew refused to listen, so our Navy ship stopped them right in their tracks by blowing a hole in the engineroom. Right now, U.S. Marines have custody of the vessel.”

Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger

Only point of contention (if I can even call it contention): - It's working "within" the faith. Not to remake it. - Evangelical Christianity (and it's merchandizing) is the end result of Christianity + Capitalism. There's no new theology to be had, so its just spectacle and merch.

catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke

@ripperoni.com think he’ll join the channel?

ray liotta in goodfellas is an errand boy from the beginning to the end of the movie who no one trusts to run anything important and who can't stop getting in humiliating, cringeworthy fights with his wife and mistresses because he is 80% cocaine by volume

Hey folks! I'm selling my tiny house, it's all prepped and ready for someone new to love it as much as I did. If you're interested, please reach out, I'll leave DMs open for a while! Happy to answer any questions, and I've got a more detailed sales flyer I can share upon request.

Danny DeVito on plaster Baby Bar Spokane, Wa

Danny DeVito on plaster Baby Bar Spokane, Wa

when you think about it, bret hart challenged a lot of assumptions and norms around what it is to be a successful hitman

How to stop Food poisoning sickness

Reddit is so great

I’m Masuke, 17 years old. My usual route was closed for roadworks this morning, so I took a different route. I overslept a bit.

did you know? the palantir guy's name is "Peter Teal" cause a tragic accident involving a smart IoT AI powered cock ring at an epstein child hunting bacchanal left his penis permantly all blue and warped and deformed like palpatine starwars

Trump's spending the rest of his term starting wars and suing for peace until he gets the Nobel seems like the type thing that's too absurd to be true, and yet, there's a non-zero chance.

THIS ONE IS JUST MEAN

Me and my friends would’ve killed baby yoda with folding chairs I can tell you that much

anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is

One of the biggest lies in American culture is that the wealthy got wealthy by making morally good choices (ie working hard) and the poor got poor by making morally bad choices (ie being lazy and irresponsible) and that they both deserve what they got.

😭😭

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

fwiw one of the reasons people dislike data centers coming to their area is that they're significant light-industrial that produce nearly no ongoing local jobs. staffing them up with security would probably fix that

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

There's long been a type of savvy, conservative-coded con man who's especially adept at siphoning the money of AARP-eligible suburban and rural white Christians into their own, city slicker pockets. But the link between the grift and the right wing politics has rarely been as tight as it is today.

God’s capacity for forgiveness is infinite because he doesn’t have to put up with your bullshit.

"I want to be clear that I am not talking about Nazis here ... I’m never going to be in a process with one of those people, or trying to repair a relationship that we don’t actually have." truthout.org/audio/ruptur...

Politically homeless centrist Joe Rogan

The desperate campaign to push AI down our throats is just what Nestlé did with baby formula, or Monsanto with patended seeds. Manufactured Intermediation—inserting a corporate tollbooth into a process that used to be self-sustaining, using a low initial barrier to entry to destroy the alternative.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

All I’m asking for is fifty more years of political and economic stability. After that do whatever

I don’t think so and I do think we’re overshooting it a tad

yes, yes we are winning 🌸💍🐦‍⬛

She Hulk cause shes got broccoli bush.

This.

Oh my god indeed

Fix your hearts or die.

1. Happy Birthday 2. Will you be updated your takes on certain albums now that you have aged (9 days)? 3. Happy Birthday.

good grief

"How do you shoot Shaheds? With an AR?" "Easy! You just don't lead 'em as much!"

all those fuel surcharges (Amazon, USPS etc) and raised airline baggage fees are going to be rolled back today right?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVO9... Fuck ... now I'm looking at plug and play solar for my house and my fiance's house. Absolutely doable at these prices.