Damn how y'all let trans people ruin boobs for you? Sounds like a personal problem. Boobs are the gift that keeps on giving.

I didn't know this was still a thing that could even happen!

My grandma "accidentally" set the oven to clean when my mom (her daughter) was making her "famous" meatloaf and we were forced to go out to eat instead. Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"

Okay well to be fair I would absolutely wear a suit in exchange for a TASTE of this sort legroom

You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.

it's happening dot gif

Saying this but to a computer

"you have not played the game unless you've played the game" is one of my more annoying but unshakable opinions

this is a common misconception, it was the ox

Turn me on to my side so I don’t drown in my own vomit playboy

new breed of sleep paralysis demon has been imagined

Grateful to have grown up watching Udo Kier being creepy as hell in movies.

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

And nothing of value would be lost.

Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one

bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry

I cannot deny these charges against me.

have a snapshot

“Culver City becomes first California city to allow six-story apartment buildings with just one staircase, a move to ease housing construction and affordability. Single staircases reclaim 7% of space for actual homes while creating wider units with better light—and fitting on smaller urban parcels.”

I blocked someone who quote tweeted this by saying something like “I’m tired of worthless English majors thinking they do better critical thinking than engineers!” 1. A good college education means everybody gets humanities/social science/art/and science regardless of major, making your ed holistic

This is one of the women who had childhood schizophrenia and stabbed a friend multiple times in the forest and left her there to appease Slenderman when they were 12. She just got conditional release only about two months ago.

unfortunately this is funny as fuck

KOKO THE GORILLA SERVING INDICTMENT TO HARVARD EPSTEIN ASSOCIATE: Felony professor.

evergreen

NEW: Federal prison workers are jumping ship & heading to ICE for better pay + bonuses. Already BOP lost >1400 people this year, reversing all of 2024’s staffing gains. It’s an unintended consequence of Trump’s push for mass deportations My 1st for @propublica.org www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den? MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes TRUMP: surely they ate him MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't TRUMP: Unbelievable

🎵 I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats 🎵

I only just saw this thanks to @ed3d.net and I don’t have time to do a full fisking before my daughter’s bedtime but a few hundred words in and it’s utter nonsense. substack.com/inbox/post/1...

asking this question on the elder millennial website just to hear the chorus of cigarette lighters

doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre

Ÿ̴̻̣̫̭̦̻̣͙̂̽̎͘r̴͍̭̒̆͆̈́̓ ̷̫͙̞͈̋̇̀͋͂ͅȏ̴̧̳̪̯͈̜͉̠̔̈̓̅̀͘͠p̸͔̜͇̬̹͔̮̝̬̔͊̏͐̋͐̏̓e̷̡̳͈̦̤̣̦̍́̒̏̂̂͘n̵̫̖͖̭̥͋̏̄̋͜͜͝ ̵̯̥̤̋̓̑m̶̻̽̓̀̌̔͗͊̍͑̏o̷̡̳͓͉̼̳̘̍͛̿̃͌͝u̵̗̭̱͓̳͐͐̆t̶̝̔̅̔̔̚͠h̶̡̛̃ ̴̖͎̣̱͓̖͎̄͝a̷̹̼̺̖͂͗̚ͅw̶͈̞̹̬͗ȁ̷̳͇̞̱̪̙̬̬į̶̧̛͕̬̄͊̌̔̀͊̇̆̚͜ţ̸͕̗̅̀̿͐̑̒̐̓i̴̜̪̘̠̣̥̊̈̌͌̏͒̏̀͊̋ͅn̶̼̖̙̖͂̇͒́́́̕͝ǵ̵̳͖̫̯̠̯̺͇̽̊̎͂͝ ̶͎̝̮̘̄m̸̳͍͈̥̝͖̊͐̓̒̇͋̾̋͜ẏ̵̦̬̼͕̱͙̒͘ͅ ̸̛͙̜̫̬̻͈̦͇͛̑̃̓̒͊͝h̵͔͓̏̈́͋͆̅̽̏̇͝ä̷̧̧̱̠̪͉͍̜́̇͊ͅr̴̨̛͇͕̪̈́̎̿̈͑̔̚͝v̶̧͍̖͇̫̠͕͙̙͚̑e̸͕͎̽̑̄͛̉̃̈s̸̤͛̀ţ̵̦̱͒̃͗ ̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐

Robert Jenkem Konnoisseur, JR.

#ResistanceUnited And this, my friends, is why the working poor need SNAP. #RaiseTheMinimumWage

Grand opening, grand closing. X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.

A super soaker would be more fun but alas the turkey baster is probably more efficient (and seasonally appropriate).

saw this today and gonna take it as an opportunity to once again recommend The New Look, a fantastic apple series that it feels like 4 people watched aftermath.site/the-new-look...

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

Why so photogenic? What is he posing for?

The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.

NONE OF YOU WATCHED EVEN ONE VID LET ALONE 5 AND I'M SO MAS AT YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME

do you think God stays in heaven because he is scared of his creation

'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...

BREAKING: Man from Washington state dies after being infected with H5N5 bird flu